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Be My Boyfriend: Guy With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos

Don't Do It, Miley!
Andrea Grimes begs Miley Cyrus not to get married so young. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »

When I was 14 years old, my love for the band Pearl Jam was so great, I used to make my mom drive by a house in our neighborhood every day because I had somehow concluded, via extensive research online using our crappy dial-up modem, that Eddie Vedder had lived there, like, 15 years before. I also made a paper mache trash can with Stone Gossard’s face on (he’s the band’s guitarist). In short, I get the level of fandom that MileyCyrusCarlx feels for his favorite singer, Miley Cyrus (duh). I’m sure that if I had been of legal age in 1993, I would have gotten 15 Pearl Jam tattoos. Permanently inking your love for someone on your person is a sign of loyalty, for sure, but 15 tattoos in homage? I’m in awe. I can only dream of being loved by someone with such devotion. I wonder if MCCx (that’s my nickname for him) would settle for little ol’ me? I don’t think my visage is as tattoo-worthy, and I can’t sing a note, but I’m sweet and make a mean roast chicken. (Click through to see more photos of MCCx’s Miley tats. [Buzzfeed]

Miley Cyrus Has A “Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha” Moment

Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Miley Boob Tweet
Of course Miley Cyrus tweets about her boobs. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »

Miley Cyrus emerged from her Miami hotel yesterday wearing a button-up shirt that barely covered her chocha–er, I mean vagina. Other pictures revealed that she was indeed wearing shorts underneath, and although her hotel stay with her male friend Cheyne has been raising eyebrows, Miley insisted it was totally innocent, tweeting, “So now because I am engaged I can’t have a friend of the opposite sex?” Pants or no pants, we love Miley more and more each day. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Miley Cyrus Shares A Pool Float With “Bearded Mystery Man”

Okay, so the dude’s identity really isn’t a mystery — his name is Cheyne Thomas (is that pronounced “Shane”?) and he’s Miley’s friend — but it’s so much easier to imply the newly engaged singer is cheating (as some headlines have) if she’s hanging out with a “mystery” man. Miley defends herself in the video after the jump! [Photo: Fame/Flynet and Bauer-Griffin] Keep reading »

Is Lara Croft’s New Makeover Sexist? Plus, Is Miley Cheating?

  • Video game heroine Lara Croft has a new look — but is it sexist? [Newser]
  • It creeps me out that, from afar, Ryan Phillippe’s daughter Ava and his girlfriend Paula Slagter look like they could be about the same age. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • How would you feel if you really wanted a baby and the dude you were married to and trying to procreate with went out and got a vasectomy and forgot to tell you? [The Stir] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus’ Cutting Habit Outed By Brother Trace

It figures that while the whole world would be talking about Miley Cyrus’ engagement to Liam Hemsworth, her brother Trace Cyrus would call her out for her dirty, alleged cutting habits.

What a helpful, brotherly thing to do! Last Wednesday Trace tweeted, “Sending my love for girls who got some cuts at their wrists. I hope u find what you’re looking for.” In case you’re wondering, that’s the day Miley revealed her engagement. Thanks for the well wishes brother dear! Shitty timing or shitty brother?

Miley thinks shitty brother. A source told HollywoodLife.com that Miley is“frustrated” by her brother’s message since she has been singled out for disturbing scars on her wrist in the past. Naturally, Miley denied the allegations but she’s pissed that Trace put “unneeded focus” on the old news. Of course she is! Screw mental health, she’s got a wedding to plan y’all! Read more …

Hitched: Miley Cyrus, Don’t Marry Him, Girl!

Miley Cyrus, pop star and heir to the “Achy, Breaky Heart” fortune, has announced that, at 19 years old, she’s engaged to marry her boyfriend of three years, actor Liam Hemsworth. I have this to say: Don’t do it, girl!

And when I Googled “Liam Hemsworth” to find out who the hell this dude is, the first result was his official website, and the blurb excerpted is … an interview with Miley Cyrus. Friend, if you are 22-years-old and your professional career is already defined by your romantic relationship according to the seminal information provider of the whole internet, I feel obligated to pass along a ‘Don’t do it, girl!’ to you, too. (Jessica’s Note: He was also in “The Hunger Games.” I’m surprised you hadn’t heard of him!)

Now, I know that trying to dissuade smitten young people from making bad romantic decisions is an exercise in futility. Miley Cyrus is gonna marry this dude. It will happen. And maybe, just maybe, she will not be a twentysomething divorcee. Miley Cyrus, I hope you are not a twentysomething divorcee! I want your marriage to Liam Hemsworth to work out. I want you to be the happiest, most forever-married person in the world.

But if Miley Cyrus asked me — and she definitely did not — I would discourage her from getting married at 19. If any 19-year-old in the world asked me, I would discourage that person from getting married. Keep reading »

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