“We’ve all gone through those. Your boyfriend is not who he says he is. He tries on your clothes when you leave…”
– I actually don’t think any of my boyfriends have been secretly gay, unless they are still keeping it a secret from me, in which case, NO NEED, FELLAS, I totally support being who you are even if it means realizing that you probably found having sex with me unpleasant. Anyway, Miley Cyrus was asked in a radio interview about whether she’d ever a dated a gay guy and, well, seems that the answer is yes. So, who do we think she is talking about? My guess is Justin Gaston, but take that with a grain of salt, because my gaydar has been totally wonky lately. [The Hollywood Gossip] [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Short hair, she don’t care.
Say what you want, but Miley Cyrus is brushing off any and all gay rumors after famously chopping off her locks in favor of her now-famous (albeit a little butch)blonde pixie cut.
“Everyone said I was a lesbian [after doing it] but I’m like, ‘Being a lesbian isn’t a bad thing. So if you think I look like I’m a lesbian, I’m not offended. You can call me much worse,’” she says in an interview with Toronto Sun. “I’ve been called much worse. Being a lesbian is a compliment more than what else they call me.” Read more on Celebuzz…
Twerking. It’s the “Dougie” of 2013, the Macarena of the zeitgeist. It also appears to be a very popular YouTube extracurricular activity — and not just amongst the Miley Cyruses of the world. This Huffington Post Comedy video sets a bunch of twerkin’ dudes to the sweet sounds of classical music. It really elevates it, don’t you think? [Huffington Post]
My ongoing obsession with Miley Cyrus’s “We Can’t Stop” really doesn’t stop! The single, which celebrates twentysomething debauchery, has now been covered by Miss “Friday” herself, Rebecca Black. I somehow managed to evade hearing that curse of a song all the way through, despite the mania surrounding it, so maybe that’s why I was able to listen to her version of Miley’s song without a chip on my shoulder — because I like it. Like, it’s not bad at all. I’m not saying I want Rebecca Black to become a thing again, just giving credit where credit is due to mediocre YouTube wannabe pop stars. Also, who’s that dude with her? No idea.
I’ve been playing the latest Miley Cyrus song “We Can’t Stop” on repeat for weeks now and my dog Lucca is starting to get really, really annoyed. Luckily, her ears perked up when I put on this dog-inspired remake of the song by Maltey Cyrus called “We Can Bark.” Says Lucca: “This version is much better, Mom.” [The Pet Collective]