It seemed rather abrupt when Miley Cyrus‘ parents, Billy Ray and Tish, announced that they were getting divorced last week after 17 years together. But now the tabloids are offering up a possible answer. Us Weekly is claiming that Tish had an affair with … yeah, I’m building the suspense … Bret Michaels.
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Aside from Kanye’s kick ass performances
and a solid opening monologue from the criminally underused host Bryan Cranston (what, no “Breaking Bad” spoof?!), the most recent episode of “Saturday Night Live” was a bit of a dud. The highlight of the show featured newcomer Vanessa Bayer spoofing Miley Cyrus
in what I hope will become a recurring skit called “The Miley Cyrus Show.” Her gummy, teen speak-inflected impersonation is scarily dead on. Keep reading »
Prepare the Haagen Daaz. “Last Song” couple Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are no more. Yesterday, Liam’s rep confirmed that the couple has broken up. A few months back, Perez Hilton tried to drum up some drama by insinuating that Miley was cheating. His proof: a photo of (maybe?) her with another guy’s arm casually around her. But we don’t believe that. Liam is clearly Miley’s first intense love. “I’m not really a big lovey person,” she said when they were together. “I’m not, like, mushy. Liam is the first person that made me want to be in a real relationship.” So we’re betting she’s pretty down about the breakup. [People]
After the jump, a few ways Miley can cheer herself up. Keep reading »
Perez Hilton is on the shortlist of awful human beings that I don’t want exposed to my future children. So why, oh why would the kids’ channel Nickelodeon invite the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media to guest star on one of its shows? Perez announced that on Friday, August 27th, at 8 p.m., he’ll have a cameo on “Victorious,” the channel’s highest rated new TV show starring teen actress Victoria Justice. Excellent idea! Let’s expose all the tweens to the most sexist, nastiest gossip blogger out there and make him look “cool.” Keep reading »