Posts tagged "miley cyrus"

Miley Cyrus: “If You Drink A Lot Of Pineapple Juice You’re Going To Have Yummy Cum”

“This one’s a vibrator, which I got from a fan. They threw it on stage. And that’s a joint [attached to it], so that’s the vibe. I’ve gotten more and more about piling things on, but I try to put thought into everything. Even though it’s so stupid, I did the pineapple because you know…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2014

Real-Life “Footloose” Erupts At Vermont High School Over Twerking

Guys, serious crisis: Mount Anthony Union High School in Bennington, Vermont has canceled its homecoming dance due to a rampant fear of twerking. In a letter published in the local paper, The Bennington Banner, the school’s principal, Sue Maguire, explains:
Over the past couple of years, since Miley Cyrus took the stage ‘twerking’ at the…

By: Claire Hannum / September 6, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Banned From The Dominican Republic

The Dominican Republic banned twerkin’ crotch-grabber Miley Cyrus for being “against morals and customs, which are punishable by Dominican law.” The pop star has an upcoming concert in the DR on September 13th. Guess that’s not happening anymore.  [People]
Mariah Carey’s lawyers are hushing up Nick Cannon right quick. [TMZ]
Life &

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 22, 2014

Morning Quickies: Behold Miley Cyrus’ 5-Foot Bong

It’s still a work in progress. [Instagram.com/MileyCyrus]
Christian Bale and his model wife, Sibi, have welcomed their second child, a son. Congrats! [People]
Mischa Barton is being sued for blowing off a film to party in Europe instead. [TMZ]
The longtime announcer of “Saturday Night Live,” Don Pardo, died yesterday…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2014

No, But Seriously, Kathleen Hanna Is Just What Miley Cyrus Needs

I’m a fan of Miley Cyrus’ most recent hip-hop influenced album. I think it’s fun and silly and clever and while Miley’s attempts at rapping are fairly laughable, her singing voice is still on point. Besides, I admire the don’t give a fuck boldness of chucking your entire brand in the trash and trying something…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 5, 2014

Miley Cyrus Hired A Pet Psychic To Contact Her Dog Floyd

Miley Cyrus hired a dog psychic to help her heal from the loss of her beloved puppy, Floyd, who died in April. Question: is a dog psychic different from a regular psychic? [Mirror UK]
Jessica Biel will guest star on “New Girl” as a rival of Zooey Deschanel’s character. [Cosmopolitan]
Tara Reid believe…

By: Claire Hannum / July 24, 2014

Pharrell Loves Women Before Anyone Else In “Come Get It Bae” Video

Add Pharrell to the list of famous singing men who want to assure women of all colors, shapes, sizes and ages that NOT TO WORRY, we are beautiful, HE PROMISES. His new video for “Come Get It Bae” kicks off with an all caps message: “BEAUTY HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE.” Thanks, Pharrell! I was worried.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 24, 2014

This Is What Happens When Miley Cyrus Hangs Out With The Flaming Lips

Drugs, drugs and more drugs, plus some drool. Actually, that might be simplifying the concept of The Flaming Lips’ latest video, which features Miley Cyrus (apparently she’s BFFs with Wayne Coyne and he got the same tattoo tribute to her dead dog?) and Moby. Wayne told Rolling Stone that the track is called…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 8, 2014

Shailene Woodley Says Everyone Needs To Calm Down About Miley Cyrus

“Miley isn’t rude or mean or cruel to anyone in her actions,” Shailene Woodley says in the new issue of Vanity Fair. “She just does herself. And regardless of whether you agree with what she’s doing or not, it’s none of your business what she does. She’s not in the world doing mean things.

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 26, 2014

About That Time Miley Cyrus Told Jennifer Lawrence To “Get It Together”

Jennifer Lawrence has got to be an interviewers dream guest because she’s always comes prepared with hilarious stories and wacky facial expressions. Last night on “Late Night With Seth Meyers,” Jen talked about bringing her BFF to the Oscars, meeting Brad Pitt — “He smelled like sandalwood. It was unbelievable” — and finally confirmed the rumor that,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2014

Miley Cyrus Puts Duct Tape & Mud On Her Boobs In Artsy, S&M-Inspired Video

Miley Cyrus has been laying low these last few weeks, due to a recurring illness and a bad reaction to meds forcing her to cancel a bunch of tour dates. But there’s always more Miley to be had. She just released “Miley Cyrus: Tongue Tied,” an S&M-inspired video filmed for her tour by fashion photographer…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2014

Beyonce Named Highest-Earning Black Artist Of All Time & Celebs Respond To Donald Sterling Ban On Twitter

Who run the world? Beyonce is now the highest-earning Black artist of all time. [MTV UK]
The cast of “Star Wars: Episode VII” will include Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Adam Driver and of course, favorites from the original cast like Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher. [Just Jared]

Enough about…

By: Claire Hannum / April 29, 2014

Dolly Parton On Miley Cyrus: “She Made Her Point, She Made Her Mark, And More Power To Her”

“If I didn’t know how smart and talented Miley is, I might worry about her. But I’ve watched her grow up. So I don’t. She knows what she’s doing. She was very proud of the work she did as Hannah Montana, but people were gonna leave her there forever. And she was just smotherin’ and…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 25, 2014

Peeps Dressed Like Miley Cyrus Is An Easter Present From Us To You

Sometimes when other people have too much time on their hands, it is for our gain. Example: Peeps dressed like Miley Cyrus. Peep-Miley from her “Wrecking Ball” video and many others were entries in The Washington Post’s annual Peeps diorama contest, all of which you can see online. When Easter dinner gets awkward, fire u…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 20, 2014

Miley Cyrus Hospitalized

Miley Cyrus was hospitalized in Kansas City, Missouri today due to a “severe allgeric reaction to antibiotics,” according to the Sprint Center, which canceled her the show from her Bangerz tour. The singer tweeted a pic of herself from her hospital bed playing with an octopus toy. Sounds about right. Get well soon, Miley!

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2014

The Inevitable Miley Cyrus Porn Parody, “Wrecking Ballz,” Is Here

If you had plans for tonight, I’m pretty sure you’re gonna wanna cancel them. Because the Miley Cyrus porn parody is out today! “Wrecking Ballz,” according to synopsis, “follows the adventures of America’s pill-popping princess Molly, as she sucks and fucks her way to stardom with Hollywood’s hottest celebs. With pseudo appearances by Beyonce, Liam Hemsworth, Robi…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 7, 2014

Watch The Dixie Chicks Slay Miley’s “Wrecking Ball”

I happen to think Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks has one of the most glorious voices currently in music, so I am not the slightest bit surprised that the band killed Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” at a concert in London recently. I mean, no offense to Miley, who I happen to think really show…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 30, 2014

Pharrell: Sorry, Conservatives, But Your Daughters Are Twerking

“[The Tea Party are] all trying to learn how to do the Dougie. Please. While their daughters are all twerking. Trust me … Miley tells me all the time: All those little girls, all those girls with their Republican daddies, they’re twerkin’ somewhere listening to Jay Z and Beyoncé and doin’ the ‘Happy’ dance.”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus Needs A Hand (Dildo)

Even Miley Cyrus gets lonely on tour. Good thing she has her Hand of Adonis fisting dildo to keep her company. [Idolator]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2014

8 Facts That Just Make Way Too Much Sense

The universe sometimes works in mysterious ways. But other times it’s just way too obvious.

The facts below may seem too good to be true, and somehow chalking them up to mere coincidence doesn’t do them justice. All we can say is that you just might not be able to handle these truths.

By: Huffington Post Weird News / March 8, 2014
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