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Hitched: Miley Cyrus, Don’t Marry Him, Girl!

Miley Cyrus, pop star and heir to the “Achy, Breaky Heart” fortune, has announced that, at 19 years old, she’s engaged to marry her boyfriend of three years, actor Liam Hemsworth. I have this to say: Don’t do it, girl!

And when I Googled “Liam Hemsworth” to find out who the hell this dude is, the first result was his official website, and the blurb excerpted is … an interview with Miley Cyrus. Friend, if you are 22-years-old and your professional career is already defined by your romantic relationship according to the seminal information provider of the whole internet, I feel obligated to pass along a ‘Don’t do it, girl!’ to you, too. (Jessica’s Note: He was also in “The Hunger Games.” I’m surprised you hadn’t heard of him!)

Now, I know that trying to dissuade smitten young people from making bad romantic decisions is an exercise in futility. Miley Cyrus is gonna marry this dude. It will happen. And maybe, just maybe, she will not be a twentysomething divorcee. Miley Cyrus, I hope you are not a twentysomething divorcee! I want your marriage to Liam Hemsworth to work out. I want you to be the happiest, most forever-married person in the world.

But if Miley Cyrus asked me — and she definitely did not — I would discourage her from getting married at 19. If any 19-year-old in the world asked me, I would discourage that person from getting married. Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Is Engaged At 19, Y’all

Sex Under Table?
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Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
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  • Miley Cyrus is engaged, y’all! Her boyfriend of three years, Liam Hemsworth, proposed on May 31 after three years together. While I’m happy for Miley, can we all agree that getting engaged at 19 is really young? Take your time, Miley!  [PopCrush]
  • Sheryl Crow announced she has a benign brain tumor and wrote on Facebook, “I want to assure everyone I’m OK.” Crow also battled breast cancer back in 2006. She can’t catch a break, can she? [People]
  • “Mad Men” actor Jared Harris, who played Lane Pryce, seems to be implying in this interview that Elisabeth Moss (who plays Peggy Olson) is off the show for good. Gasp! [The Daily]
  • Rihanna told Esquire she doesn’t understand why her collaborations with former abuser Chris Brown were controversial. I’m starting to think RiRi is not very bright. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Kate Winslet covered Italian Vanity Fair and gushes, “I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.” Us, too, Kate. Us, too. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Wants Young People To Know How “Magical” Sex Is

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Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
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“The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors that they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful … It’s like the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going … So it’s ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or not make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is. Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is. So educate them and let them know … it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody. And it isn’t how much you’re worth. Your worth isn’t based on that, your worth is based on how you feel about yourself.”

– Miley Cyrus shares her sexual views on Amanda De Cadenet’s Lifetime show, “The Conversation.” What a great title they gave her, by the way — “Teen Queen & Soul Searcher.” I think it’s fair to say that Liam Hemsworth is giving it to her good. Or she’s been meditating a whole lot. Next stop: Tantra! Miley talks about other stuff with Amanda in the “universal language of women.” Like transformation, “generational sin,” self-growth and other deep stuff. It’s actually very interesting. You can watch the full episode here. [The Mirror UK]

The Good, The Bad & The WTF At The 2012 Billboard Music Awards

This past weekend, the stars aligned for the 2012 Billboard Music Awards. Adele and LMFAO were the big winners, but there were a lot of fashion knockouts on the red carpet. Let’s see what they wore, shall we?

Morning Quickies: Are Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Engaged?

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  • Is Miley Cyrus engaged to Liam Hemsworth? The singer was seen at an event this weekend sporting a diamond on her left ring finger. [People]
  • Well, no surprise here, but “The Hunger Games” scored BIG at the box office this weekend, earning $214.25 million, the third all-time biggest opening three-day weekend and the highest non-sequel opening weekend ever. Did you see it? What did you think? [Deadline]
  • Boo! Camille Grammar won’t be returning for season three of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” [People] Keep reading »

8 Things You Should Never Do Braless

Recently, Miley Cyrus was caught doing a little braless car shopping. The no-bra thing wasn’t totally terrible on its own, but her ratty, old T-shirt sent things over the edge. But hey, apparently she got a good deal on the car, so maybe her braless look was a carefully executed strategy.

Ladies, with certain articles of clothing, going braless can be totally appropriate. But there are some things you really shouldn’t do without a bra on. Check out our list so you can avoid Miley’s mistake. Read more

Morning Quickies: Did Miley Cyrus Have Sex Under A Table At An Oscars Party?

Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Miley Smoked Salvia
Seven facts about salvia divinorum, the drug Miley Cyrus smoked. Read More »
"Huge Stoner" Miley
Miley Cyrus photo
Miley Cyrus joked at her birthday party that she's a big pothead. Read More »
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Of course Miley Cyrus tweets about her boobs. Read More »
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  • Blind Gossip seems to be suggesting Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth had sex underneath a table at the Vanity Fair Oscars party on Sunday night. If this is true — and I hope it is — I tip my hat to you, Miley! [Crushable
  • Sherri Shepherd from “The View” and Urkel, aka Jaleel White, are headed to the 14th season cast of “Dancing With The Stars.” Check out who else will be on the show. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Who would have won Oscars this weekend if the Academy were not so afraid of sex? [Em & Lo]
  • Get thee to an IHOP because they’re giving away free stacks for National Pancake Day! [College Candy]
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Rihanna Rides A Sweet Spliff

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A spliff birthday cake, that is. The singer celebrated her 25th birthday on Monday night and partygoers feasted on slices of this dessert, depicting a topless Rihanna straddling a joint. It’s not quite as classy as the cock cake Miley Cyrus got for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday, but it’s pretty awesome. [via TMZ]

At Least Miley Cyrus Used A Condom

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I’m pretty sure the only people who will actually be scandalized by 19-year-old penis cake licker Miley Cyrus having her first love scene in “LOL” — consensual sex! with a dude! wearing a condom! — will be exactly like the kind of Clueless To What My Little Angel Is Up To mother that Demi Moore plays in the film. So if any of you ladies are reading The Frisky, prepare to be scandalized! There’s a condom wrapper and a girl-on-girl kiss and even a messy bedroom. This is edgy stuff.

(Also, how much do I love that the score is the theme song for “Mob Wives”?) [Huffington Post]

Good “Christian Girl” Miley Cyrus Schools Her Fans About Gay Marriage

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When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, “All LOVE is equal,” a lot of people mocked me — they said, “What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!” And I said, “Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.” … I believe every American should be allowed the same rights and civil liberties. Without legalized same-sex marriage, most of the time you cannot share the same health benefits, you are not considered next of kin and you are not granted the same securities as a heterosexual couple. How is this different than having someone sit in the back of the bus because of their skin color?

I’ve always liked Miley Cyrus (although The Frisky as a whole jokes about her dopier moments) but I’m ready to trade up that “like” to “love.” Miley’s got a short article in the March issue of Glamour on why she supports gay marriage. She’s even recruited Billy Ray Cyrus to the cause. “My dad, who is a real man’s man, lives on the farm and is as Southern and straight as they come,” she writes. “He loves my gay friends and even supports same-sex marriage. If my father can do it, anyone can.” Here, here! [Glamour]
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