Miley Cyrus has reached her zeitgeist saturation point several times over, and I would not be upset if I never saw her bare ass or exposed tongue ever again. We’ve just seen too much of Miley (literally) in the past few months, you know? She needs to, like, go on a six-month horseback-riding retreat in Idaho or something. Any regular old photo of Miley on a sweatshirt wouldn’t do it for me (it’d be sort of like the contemporary equivalent of wearing a Che Guevara tee), but the very special (married, ugh) gentlemen behind Beloved Shirts are really onto something with this geometric take on Destiny Hope featuring her creepy Gene Simmons tongue and violated foam finger. It’s equal parts bizarre and strangely artful, almost Picasso-esque in its fractured design. Is the sweatshirt a worthy $59 investment? Probably not, and by the time the 20-day processing period has ended we’ll probably (ah, but a pipe dream) have forgotten all about the troublesome scene in question … but on the other hand, there’s also a chance it could become a collectible commemorative piece from an, um, iconic moment in Miley’s movement. Read: it could potentially be worth something one day! If the world hasn’t folded in on itself yet, that is. Things are not looking good. [Refinery29]
You know what word I’d love for Miley Cyrus to stop using? Well, “twerk,” yes, but besides that. “Movement.” The trailer for Miley’s MTV documentary is out and it’s called, ugh, “The Movement.” The preview mostly focuses on the buildup and aftermath of Miley’s VMAs performance — including a cameo from Britney Spears — as Cyrus explains that with her upcoming album, Bangerz, she’s finally able to be the person and artist she was “born” to be. Miley, girl, that may very well be true, and you may have an “army” of listeners, but doesn’t make your career a movement. To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Please stop taking cues from Robin Thicke. He was wrong when he used that word too. [MTV]
Well, that was quick! The dissolution of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus‘s four-year relationship was long rumored to have been caused in part by his infidelity (and maybe having something to do with her, well, you know) after he was allegedly seen making out in public with “Mad Men” star January Jones. But this week, just a day after confirming his separation from Cyrus, Liam was reportedly photographed canoodling with Mexican actress and singer Eiza González in Las Vegas. Here’s the real kicker: in 2010, González, 23, starred in a Nickelodeon Latin America-produced telenovela called “Sueña Conmigo.” The premise? She starred as Clara Molina, also known by her stage name Roxy Pop, a seemingly regular teenager who must keep her rock star alter ego a secret as she competes on a reality TV show. AHHHHHHHH! So Celebrity Relationship “Twilight Zone.” There’s always the chance that Liam and Eiza’s hookup could be a one-off, but regardless, I’m sure this won’t be the last we see of Eiza … [E! Online]
And so, the sun sets on another Hollywood love story. Reps for both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth confirmed to People Magazine today that the couple, who met in 2010 on the set of The Last Song, have split.
The dishy 23-year-old Australian popped the question to Cyrus, 20, in May 2012. Read more at Celebuzz…
Why? I don’t know. But it cannot be unseen. Happy Monday! [Deadspin]