Oh lordy. The end is nigh. Rapper Lil Twist hath signaled the beginning of Earth’s destruction by bringing together Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber for a song called “Twerk.” While you listen, I’ll just be rocking myself back and forth for comfort in the corner of my bomb shelter. … READ MORE »
LOL, Robin Thicke is mad that Miley Cyrus upstaged him during his own performance. Trust me, Robin. Not one moment of your pervy drunk uncle routine was overlooked. [International Business Times]
Speaking of Miley, here is an on point essay about the racial implications of her performance. [Jezebel Groupthink]
So, what did Kelly Clarkson… READ MORE »
Beetlejuice certainly did have a lecherous side too, didn’t he? Lydia (aka Winona Ryder) does not approve. [Facebook]
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All anyone can talk about this morning is last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, particularly the performance from Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke. It was essentially the final nail in the coffin of Miley’s childhood and established Thicke as the music industry’s resident pervy drunk uncle. Let’s review what went down… … READ MORE »
Have you heard? Miley Cyrus has discovered hip-hop! She is the first white girl to ever do so. She was totally Lil Kim in a past life — don’t listen to people who say that makes no sense because Kim is still alive and past lives don’t work that way. They don’t get it. Miley… READ MORE »
Not sure if I love this unique patchwork dress or am just really excited to see Miley taking a break from her basketball jersey and thigh-high boots uniform (probably both), but I’m giving this look a big thumbs up. Miley was on the red carpet with fiance Liam Hemsworth (side note: didn’t they break up? READ MORE »
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There’s nothing worse than arriving to college on your very first day and realizing that your roommate is a mutant of a creature, with a painfully annoying laugh and an extreme hoarding problem.
But have no fear. There’s a silver lining: everybody — even celebrities— have their quirky… READ MORE »
“We’ve all gone through those. Your boyfriend is not who he says he is. He tries on your clothes when you leave…”
— I actually don’t think any of my boyfriends have been secretly gay, unless they are still keeping it a secret from me, in which case, NO NEED, FELLAS, I totally support being who… READ MORE »
I’m not going to be able to forgive myself for using this term, but Miley Cyrus wore too-short coochie cutters and had a lip slip. I am referring to the vadge, of course. [Stupid Celebrities]
“Love and Hip Hop” star Kirk Frost claims that he simply cheated on his wife to get a… READ MORE »
Short hair, she don’t care.
Say what you want, but Miley Cyrus is brushing off any and all gay rumors after famously chopping off her locks in favor of her now-famous (albeit a little butch)blonde pixie cut.
“Everyone said I was a lesbian [after doing it] but I’m like, ‘Being a lesbian isn’t a bad… READ MORE »
Twerking. It’s the “Dougie” of 2013, the Macarena of the zeitgeist. It also appears to be a very popular YouTube extracurricular activity — and not just amongst the Miley Cyruses of the world. This Huffington Post Comedy video sets a bunch of twerkin’ dudes to the sweet sounds of classical music. It really elevates it,… READ MORE »
My ongoing obsession with Miley Cyrus’s “We Can’t Stop” really doesn’t stop! The single, which celebrates twentysomething debauchery, has now been covered by Miss “Friday” herself, Rebecca Black. I somehow managed to evade hearing that curse of a song all the way through, despite the mania surrounding it, so maybe that’s why I was able… READ MORE »
I’ve been playing the latest Miley Cyrus song “We Can’t Stop” on repeat for weeks now and my dog Lucca is starting to get really, really annoyed. Luckily, her ears perked up when I put on this dog-inspired remake of the song by Maltey Cyrus called “We Can Bark.” Says Lucca: “This version is much better, Mom.” READ MORE »