Posts tagged "miley cyrus"

#Problematic: Kanye Kanyes Beck, Brian Williams Lies, Miley Makes Porn & Azealia Banks Redefines “Faggot”

Hello first time readers, and welcome to #Problematic, a cat-infested corner of the internet where every week I will be trying to make sense of all of the finger-pointing, pearl-clutching, “well, first of all,” nonsense assaulting our eyeballs after what has become of journalism in the digital age. I cannot guarantee sanity, subtlety or sanguinity,

By: Chloe Stillwell / February 13, 2015

Watch Miley Cyrus’s “Tongue Tied” Submission To The NYC Porn Film Festival

Well, color me PSYCHED! I’ve been enthusiastic about Miley Cyrus’ S&M-ish video “Tongue Tied” since I saw it on Overkill, and now she’s submitting it to the Pornhub-sponsored NYC Porn Film Festival. It’s not porn outright, but it’s really, really, really sexy. When I watched “Tongue Tied,” my opinion of Miley Cyrus went instantly from…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 10, 2015

Miley Cyrus: “A Masturbate A Day Keeps The Haters Away”

Unfortunately, I think Dr. Miley Cyrus, M.D. might be wrong about this particular alleged side effect of daily masturbation, but I still agree with her overall prescription. Masturbate regularly, if only because it's fun. [Instagram]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 16, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked With Strategically Placed Soap Bubbles In V Magazine (NSFW)

Good morning and happy hump day! Here is a post that will likely get tons of traffic because of the first four words of that headline! If you think I'm posting this photo of Miley Cyrus in V for any other reason, I appreciate getting more credit than is due! Although I would be curiou…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015

2014: The Year In Celebrities Who Inspire Love/Hate

We expect celebrities to be perfect, either in that they’re totally loveable or totally detestable -- but so often, that isn’t the case. Check out our gallery of celebrities who were polarizing in 2014, but who aren’t always what they’re made out to be. Follow me on Twitter.

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 19, 2014

Miley Cyrus Celebrates Her 22nd Birthday With Dildos And Weed

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with rumored boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, a bunch of dildos and a lot of weed. Naturally. [Us Weekly] Please let this rumor that Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth are dating be real. Katniss and Gale forever! [Independent] Former mayor of Washington D.C. Marion Barry died this weekend at age 78.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 24, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ New Tights Commercial Is Definitely Not About Tights

Miley's new ad collaboration with Terry Richardson for Golden Lady tights is very, well, tame for a Miley/Terry project. The ad, which was styled by Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele, features Miley mutilating a teddy bear, gyrating on a car, and jamming out topless; yet it still manages to keep enough of a twee and bubblegum-like quality…

By: Claire Hannum / November 18, 2014

Has Miley Cyrus Terminated Her Single Status?

Miley Cyrus might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, super hot son of Ah-nold. And yes, I realize my headline is epically stupid. [Celebuzz] Anna "Chickadee" Cardwell says that "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"'s Mama June Shannon spent her trust fund on a car for her child molester boyfriend. [E! Online] Matthew McConaughey says he "cried" watching…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 4, 2014

Miley Cyrus In Trouble For Getting Spanked Onstage With The Mexican Flag

Oh Miley, just stop.  The pop princess is in trouble with the Mexican government after she got spanked onstage with a Mexican flag while twerking in a comically large prosthetic butt. (Which, in and of itself, is UGHHH.) The incident occurred in Monterray, Mexico on Tuesday night and officials are investigating possible desecration of the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 18, 2014

Miley Cyrus Slays Cover Of Led Zeppelin’s “Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You”

There's plenty of shade to cast at Miley Cyrus -- her recent attempt at defining herself as a candy raver vibrator artist is next level awful, for example -- but when the girl actually sticks to what she's good at and sings, I cannot help but love her. This weekend, Miley dropped a cover of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 14, 2014

Miley Cyrus: “If You Drink A Lot Of Pineapple Juice You’re Going To Have Yummy Cum”

"This one’s a vibrator, which I got from a fan. They threw it on stage. And that’s a joint [attached to it], so that’s the vibe. I’ve gotten more and more about piling things on, but I try to put thought into everything. Even though it’s so stupid, I did the pineapple because you know…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2014

Real-Life “Footloose” Erupts At Vermont High School Over Twerking

Guys, serious crisis: Mount Anthony Union High School in Bennington, Vermont has canceled its homecoming dance due to a rampant fear of twerking. In a letter published in the local paper, The Bennington Banner, the school's principal, Sue Maguire, explains: Over the past couple of years, since Miley Cyrus took the stage ‘twerking’ at the 2013…

By: Claire Hannum / September 6, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Banned From The Dominican Republic

The Dominican Republic banned twerkin' crotch-grabber Miley Cyrus for being "against morals and customs, which are punishable by Dominican law." The pop star has an upcoming concert in the DR on September 13th. Guess that's not happening anymore.  [People] Mariah Carey's lawyers are hushing up Nick Cannon right quick. [TMZ] Life & Style claims that…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 22, 2014

Morning Quickies: Behold Miley Cyrus’ 5-Foot Bong

It's still a work in progress. [Instagram.com/MileyCyrus] Christian Bale and his model wife, Sibi, have welcomed their second child, a son. Congrats! [People] Mischa Barton is being sued for blowing off a film to party in Europe instead. [TMZ] The longtime announcer of "Saturday Night Live," Don Pardo, died yesterday at 96. [New York Times]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2014

No, But Seriously, Kathleen Hanna Is Just What Miley Cyrus Needs

I'm a fan of Miley Cyrus' most recent hip-hop influenced album. I think it's fun and silly and clever and while Miley's attempts at rapping are fairly laughable, her singing voice is still on point. Besides, I admire the don't give a fuck boldness of chucking your entire brand in the trash and trying something…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 5, 2014

Miley Cyrus Hired A Pet Psychic To Contact Her Dog Floyd

Miley Cyrus hired a dog psychic to help her heal from the loss of her beloved puppy, Floyd, who died in April. Question: is a dog psychic different from a regular psychic? [Mirror UK] Jessica Biel will guest star on "New Girl" as a rival of Zooey Deschanel's character. [Cosmopolitan] Tara Reid believes a "sharknado" — AKA,…

By: Claire Hannum / July 24, 2014

Pharrell Loves Women Before Anyone Else In “Come Get It Bae” Video

Add Pharrell to the list of famous singing men who want to assure women of all colors, shapes, sizes and ages that NOT TO WORRY, we are beautiful, HE PROMISES. His new video for "Come Get It Bae" kicks off with an all caps message: "BEAUTY HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE." Thanks, Pharrell! I was worried.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 24, 2014

This Is What Happens When Miley Cyrus Hangs Out With The Flaming Lips

Drugs, drugs and more drugs, plus some drool. Actually, that might be simplifying the concept of The Flaming Lips' latest video, which features Miley Cyrus (apparently she's BFFs with Wayne Coyne and he got the same tattoo tribute to her dead dog?) and Moby. Wayne told Rolling Stone that the track is called "Blonde SuperFreak…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 8, 2014

Shailene Woodley Says Everyone Needs To Calm Down About Miley Cyrus

"Miley isn't rude or mean or cruel to anyone in her actions," Shailene Woodley says in the new issue of Vanity Fair. "She just does herself. And regardless of whether you agree with what she's doing or not, it's none of your business what she does. She's not in the world doing mean things. Why…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 26, 2014
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