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Mike Tyson Explains Everything You Want To Know About Passing A Drug Test With A Fake Penis

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"It Works Really Effectively"

In his memoir, Undisputed Truth, Mike Tyson revealed that he used a fake penis with someone else’s clean urine to pass drug tests. Chelsea Handler, being Chelsea Handler, wanted to know all the details. Here’s Tyson explaining how he used a fake dick connected to a jock strap to hide his drug use, which apparently was not very difficult because the drug tester usually doesn’t stare at your junk while you submit your sample. Also, it can’t be used like a dildo. Well. That is more than I wanted to know about the penis of a convicted rapist. Er, fake penis. [YouTube.com/ChelseaLately]

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

  • British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post]
  • Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake’s $21,000 night out at a strip club.That’s A LOT of singles. [Celebuzz]
  • There are two kinds of cheaters. Find out which one cheated on you. [The Stir]
  • These five responses to sexism are NOT acceptable. [Cracked]
  • Mike Tyson’s new book includes some really insane confessions. Find out about the time he used a fake penis. [Newser] Keep reading »

Neil Patrick Harris Denies Saying The N-Word At The Tony Awards

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  • Neil Patrick Harris denies using the N-word while performing with Mike Tyson at the Tony Awards last night. I’m inclined to believe him. Not psyched about him appearing with Tyson, though. [Crushable]
  • Please, please, do not give Amanda Bynes a hip hop record deal. [Page Six]
  • “Glee” star Jane Lynch and her wife of three years, Dr. Laura Embry, are divorcing. Sad! [US Weekly]
  • Here’s Lady Gaga looking refreshingly normal in a pink bridesmaid’s dress at her girl friend’s recent wedding. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Erin Brockovich was arrested on Friday for driving (sailing?) her boat while intoxicated. [People] Keep reading »

Mike Tyson To Appear On “Law & Order: SVU,” Surprisingly Not Playing A Rapist

You guys, I love “Law & Order: SVU” and want to marry it. Maybe it’s (definitely) Stockholm Syndrome, because it’s on 43 times a day on basic cable, but I cannot get enough of Stabler, Benson, and the irony that Ice-T is now playing a cop.  Like, I dream about one day getting to the magical “L&O: SVU” set, maybe playing a dead body, maybe bumping into Richard Belzer at craft services and trading pictures of our appliances. It’s just like my perverse fascination with Lifetime movies where women are always getting murdered or unwittingly married to serial killer cops played by Rob Lowe.

So that’s why I am all up on the “SVU” beat, and can inform you that Mike Tyson will be appearing in a future episode this season. And dun-dun-dun, he’ll be playing a convicted murder with the following cookie-cutter fabricated backstory… Keep reading »

Heidi Fleiss’ Parrots Remind Us A Lot Of Mike Tysons’ Pigeons

Heidi Fleiss has a new love in her life. Make that ‘loves,’ as there are more than 20 of them. Almost 18 years after going to jail for three years for running a prostitution ring, Heidi has started a new kind of harem—a legal one. In recent years (in addition to opening a laundromat, a doggie day care, and going on “Celebrity Rehab“), she has taken to raising macaw parrots. She got the birds from an eccentric neighbor who passed, leaving behind hundreds of exotic birds in a trailer. Heidi explains that she decided to adopt the parrots because thy are “the pimpin’ birds.” She says, “It’s been a crazy way to reinvent myself, but I love these birds and I will be successful.” Whatever that means.

This whole thing is giving me a case of deja vu. Didn’t Animal Planet do the exact same show, essentially, with Mike Tyson and his pigeons? Keep reading »

Mike Tyson’s Tattoo Artist Suing Over The Face Tatt In “The Hangover 2″

The Hangover 2” opens this weekend, and apparently there is someone besides Mel Gibson who will not be eagerly waiting in line with a bucket of popcorn to get a good seat. In the movie, Ed Helms wakes up in a bathtub and discovers that he has a poorly done tribal tattoo on his face. The joke, of course, is that Mike Tyson—who makes a cameo in the original movie and its sequel—has a much better version of the same tattoo. However, Tyson’s tattoo artist, S. Victor Whitmill, is not amused. In fact, he is suing Warner Brothers for copyright infringement. Keep reading »

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