Posts tagged "mike sorrentino"

“The Situation” Sentenced To Anger Management Classes After Assaulting His Brother

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” was sentenced to a 12-week anger management course after assaulting his brother at one of his family’s tanning salons (of course) last month. Mike told TMZ, “If that’s what’s needed, I’m willing to abide by the court’s rules and maybe it will help me out.” Maybe! [Page Six]…

By: Claire Hannum / July 28, 2014

Hot Links: The Situation Reveals What Led To His Drug Addiction, Stint In Rehab

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is opening up about his time spent in rehab for pain addiction. “Being in this business is not easy,” he explained. “I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.” See his interview at the link![TooFab]
Um, apparently some people sell “roasted…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2012

Beefcake Alert! 8 Male Celebs Who’ve Worked As Strippers

Las Vegas is the land of celebrity second acts. Some of them are seedier than others, like, say, taking your clothes off for drunk, howling bachelorettes. Joey Lawrence is the latest shameless celeb to add “stripper” to his resume: the 36-year-old will be joining the all-male stripper crew at Chippendales for a three-week engagement thi…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 18, 2012

Mike “The Situation” Has A Girlfriend: All You Need To Know About Caitlin Wood

I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a ca…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 25, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 5, 2012

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Says “Ciao” To Italy

Last night brought us the last show of the season for “Beavis and Butthead.” I mean, “Jersey Shore.” Eh, same thing. I am relieved we’re at the end of the season in Italy. It’s a good thing MTV decided season five will be the show’s last. Can I get a “Yeah, buddy!”?

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 21, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

Suck On The Situation’s Designer Lollipop

October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the “unveiling” of The Situation’s couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

The Situation’s Got A Really Tacky Tuxedo Situation

Wondering what your high school boyfriend’s going to be wearing to Prom this year? Look no further than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new line of tuxedos, FLOW Formalwear. Goes great with your boyfriend’s bitchin’ Camaro and his enviable economy-size tin of Dep hair gel. In case you’re clamoring for more fine styles of The Sitch’…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 7, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence

When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 2, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Ronnie Pummels Mike On “Jersey Shore”

There’s always arguing on “Jersey Shore.” Sammi and Ronnie. Deena and Vinny. Snooki and The Situation. But last night, though, there was an actual fight between Ronnie and The Situation: screaming, fist throwing, and more testosterone than a monster truck show.

The Situation is either one brave mo-fo or a complete idiot, because…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 26, 2011

Abercrombie & Fitch Will Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes

Gone are the days when the “Jersey Shore” cast wore Ed Hardy Ts soaked in Long Island iced tea-scented barf. Now they’re moving up in the world and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino struts his stuff in “aspirational” brands like Abercrombie & Fitch. In its most recent episode, The Situation was seen wearing neon green Abercrombie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 17, 2011

Morning Quickies: The Situation Quits “Jersey Shore” & Why Oasis Hates Each Other

The Situation may have quit “Jersey Shore.” He was seen storming off the Seaside Heights set, telling photographers, “It’s over” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Vinny allegedly quit the show earlier this week, too. But look on the bright side: more camera time for Snooki! [The Superficial]
Oprah says she’ll move to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 7, 2011

The Situation’s Dad Is Shopping A Tell-All

Look at that. We have another celebrity parent tell-all in the works. Frank Sorrentino—pops to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” fame—said that he is in the process of selling a book about his son. And it’s not going to be a nice one. “I’m calling Mike on his s***,” Frank wrote in a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 12, 2011

The Situation Is Getting His Own Show On MTV

Lord, what have we done? Am I not tithing enough? Am I too mean to my mother? Is this because I kicked my parents’ dog when he was begging under the table during Easter dinner? Why, oh why, has The Situation been given his own TV show? Mike Sorrentino has signed a series development deal…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 4, 2011

Watch The Situation’s Workout Video Bloopers Reel

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a beefcake workout video for sale — you knew that was coming — and the bloopers reel is more entertaining than Deena in panties and a cowboy hat. There’s nothing quite as fun as watching “Jersey Shore”‘s biggest ego mess up his lines and get ragged on by the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 22, 2011

The Situation Says He Is “Very Lonely”

“The scrutiny. And the microscope. Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely. When you’re doing so well, when you have the year that I had, it’s hard to talk to people about it, because they think…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 23, 2010

The Situation Looks Dopey On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness

The editors of Men’s Fitness are hoping you’ll ignore the I’ve-got-a-poop-situation-in-my-pants look on Mike Sorrentino‘s face because surely you want his abs. [via Cover Awards]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 2, 2010

Quotable: The Situation Wants To Be An Actor

“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV. … This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / July 9, 2010