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Mike Huckabee Has To Pay $25,000 For Playing “Eye Of The Tiger” At A Rally

An expensive and deeply satisfying victory for karma. More »


Oh Good Lord, Mike Huckabee Has An Adele-Themed Campaign Video

This is maybe the worst thing we’ve ever seen. More »


Mike Huckabee Says Planned Parenthood Is Just As Bad As Anti-Abortion Shooter

In one breath, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said that Richard Lewis Dear’s anti-abortion rampage of a Planned Parenthood on Friday were “abominable” in the same way that Planned Parenthood was abominable for “killing millions of babies.”

So essentially, you are completely on the side of the domestic terrorist you condemn. Do you… More »


What If Bernie And Hillary Spoke At An Event With People Who Wanted To Kill Christians?

Cruz, Huckabee and Jindal are speaking at a conference organized by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who thinks gay people should be put to death. More »


Huckabee Thinks The President Can Magically Make Abortion, Gay Marriage & Sodomy Illegal

Huckabee says the President can just say “no thanks” to the Supreme Court. More »


GOP Presidential Contenders To Party With “Kill The Gays” Pastor

Cruz, Huckabee and Jindal speak at event hosted by pastor who believes gays should be executed and Beyoncé is a demon. More »


WTF?: Mike Huckabee Thinks Replacing Prison With Slavery Is A Swell Idea

Huckabee Hearts Slavery. More »


Huckabee’s #DemDebate Tweets Make Donald Trump Look (Almost) Sane

If you weren’t paying attention to Twitter during last night’s Democratic debate, shame on you, because the really great thing about debates is hearing comments from the peanut gallery. Either you get together with friends and you all talk at the TV, or you get on Twitter and you… Well, you talk at the TV.More »


Mike Huckabee To Valiantly Refuse To Eat Doritos, Because Jesus

He previously said that boycotting Chik-Fil-A was akin to economic terrorism. More »


The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more horrible than the last. Unfortunately, it was real, and one of these vicious idiots is going to be an actual nominee for President of the… More »


Mike Huckabee Says Dred Scott Ruling Still ‘Law Of The Land’ Despite 14th Amendment

In a recent radio interview on the topic of Kim Davis, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee argued that the 1857 Supreme Court ruling that declared blacks did not have a right to be citizens was “still the law of the land” even though the 14th Amendment overturned it. And so, in his mind, the SCOTUS… More »


15 Deep Thoughts Had While Watching The Kim Davis Rally

Evangelicals give their kids glitter glue to make hate signs? More »


Kim Davis Stays Mum About Plans To Issue Licenses Post-Release

As we told you yesterday, Kim Davis, the Rowan County, Kentucky Clerk who was jailed for refusing to obey court orders to issue marriage licenses to gay couples because of her religious beliefs, was released from jail. A rally was held on her behalf after her release yesterday, which Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee attended,More »


On Kim Davis And Religious Freedom

Now that Rowan County, Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis has been martyred by being sent to jail for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, as is her job as a representative of the state, several Republican presidential candidates are rallying around her.

Rand Paul, for instance, is predictably calling… More »


President Mike Huckabee Will Outlaw All The Abortions, Protect Bigots

Mike Huckabee is currently running for President of The Republic of Gilead. More »


Huckabee Hearts Forcing 10-Year-Olds To Have Their Rapists’ Babies

Mike Huckabee says he would absolutely force a 10-year-old rape victim to go through with a pregnancy. More »


GOP Leaders Appear In Completely Insane Anti-Gay Documentary

Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul appear in documentary with the pastor who helped create Uganda’s notorious “Kill The Gays” bill. More »


Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader. More »


Huckabee Insists Transphobic Joke Was Simply “Common Sense”

Golly gee willikers! More »


Mike Huckabee Says He Would’ve Faked Being Trans To Shower With Girls

Mike Huckabee is an ass. More »


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