Posts tagged "mike huckabee"

Mike Huckabee To Valiantly Refuse To Eat Doritos, Because Jesus

He previously said that boycotting Chik-Fil-A was akin to economic terrorism.

Robyn Pennacchia / October 5, 2015

The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more horrible than the last. Unfortunately, it was real, and one of these vicious idiots is going to be an actual nominee for President of the…

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

Mike Huckabee Says Dred Scott Ruling Still ‘Law Of The Land’ Despite 14th Amendment

In a recent radio interview on the topic of Kim Davis, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee argued that the 1857 Supreme Court ruling that declared blacks did not have a right to be citizens was “still the law of the land” even though the 14th Amendment overturned it. And so, in his mind, the SCOTUS…

Katrin Higher / September 12, 2015

15 Deep Thoughts Had While Watching The Kim Davis Rally

Evangelicals give their kids glitter glue to make hate signs?

Chloe Stillwell / September 9, 2015

Kim Davis Stays Mum About Plans To Issue Licenses Post-Release

As we told you yesterday, Kim Davis, the Rowan County, Kentucky Clerk who was jailed for refusing to obey court orders to issue marriage licenses to gay couples because of her religious beliefs, was released from jail. A rally was held on her behalf after her release yesterday, which Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee attended,

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 9, 2015

On Kim Davis And Religious Freedom

Now that Rowan County, Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis has been martyred by being sent to jail for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, as is her job as a representative of the state, several Republican presidential candidates are rallying around her.
Rand Paul, for instance, is predictably calling for the…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 4, 2015

President Mike Huckabee Will Outlaw All The Abortions, Protect Bigots

Mike Huckabee is currently running for President of The Republic of Gilead.

Robyn Pennacchia / September 2, 2015

Huckabee Hearts Forcing 10-Year-Olds To Have Their Rapists’ Babies

Mike Huckabee says he would absolutely force a 10-year-old rape victim to go through with a pregnancy.

Robyn Pennacchia / August 17, 2015

GOP Leaders Appear In Completely Insane Anti-Gay Documentary

Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul appear in documentary with the pastor who helped create Uganda’s notorious “Kill The Gays” bill.

Robyn Pennacchia / June 22, 2015

Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader.

Jenn Frank / June 10, 2015

Arkansas Judge Orders Josh Duggar’s Child Molestation Police Report Destroyed

According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 23, 2015

Mike Huckabee Comes To Josh Duggar’s Defense

Screw all of these people.

Robyn Pennacchia / May 22, 2015

Huckabee Equates Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage To Forcing Jews To Sell “Bacon Wrapped Shrimp”

In an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mike Huckabee explained why he is never going to support the legalization of gay marriage, which is already legal in most of the states:
“I’d like to think that there’s room in America for people who have different points of view without screaming and shouting and wanting…

Robyn Pennacchia / February 2, 2015

Megyn Kelly On Women: “We’re Drinking, We’re Smoking, We’re Having Premarital Sex”

Megyn Kelly, you’re all right.

Say what you will about Fox News (which hopefully is very little, because my god, talk about bottling up the worst conservative arguments into one place and giving them a megaphone), one thing is true: their own Megyn Kelly, right-leaning host of “The Kelly File,” is kind of…

Beejoli Shah / January 29, 2015

Dear Mike Huckabee: Please Stop Telling Me I Don’t Understand Small Towns

Mike Huckabee has been going on a bit of a whirlwind tour promoting his book Gods, Guns, Grits and Gravy. The purpose of this book, he says, is to explain “Real America” to those of us who live in cities, as though small town America is something we cannot possibly understand.

He call…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 22, 2015

Republicans Come Out Swinging For The 1% In State Of The Union Responses

In last night’s State of The Union speech, President Barack Obama finally got it together to start proposing some of the things the American people thought they voted him in to do in the first place. He detailed his plan to offer free community college, to raise taxes on the rich to pay for childcare,…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 21, 2015

Mike Huckabee Thinks Beyonce Will Turn Kids Into Strippers

Potential presidential candidate Mike Huckabee appeared on t”The Daily Show” last night to generally spew oddities and further put his foot in his mouth in regards to great American patriot Beyonce. He insisted that young girls want to be more like Bey (well, duh) and that she carries on “the culture of crude” with her…

Claire Hannum / January 20, 2015

Mike Huckabee Cannot Believe The Obamas Let Their Kids Listen To This Beyoncé Person

Potato-faced nincompoop Mike Huckabee has advice for practically everyone, and is more than willing to dish it out as he goes around promoting his new book, which is seriously titled God, Guns, Grits and Gravy. An appropriately classy and dignified title for a book by a man who wishes to be President of these United…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 13, 2015