Add this to the list of porn movies you really, really don’t want to see. Hustler Video is going to turn the whole Jesse James and Sandra Bullock affair imbroglio into an adult movie. Can everyone say, “Ew, gross,” in unison? Yes, we can. The explicit faux-expose will be entitled, “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James,” and the folks behind it are going to attempt to procure James’ mistress Michelle McGee as a consultant on the project. “We have taken a bold step in this film,” says Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld. “Who better to help spoof a celebrity cheater than one of the mistresses!” Clearly, the line between Hollywood and pornography just gets blurrier every day. [AVN.com] Keep reading »
Jesse James’ mistress, Michelle McGee, thought she could battle wits with Chelsea Handler. Wrong. After Chelsea made a joke about Michelle not reading magazines because she has one on her face, Michelle retaliated by making fun of Chelsea’s botoxed forehead and her flabby “chicken wing arms.” Did Michelle McGee really want to bring up foreheads? Chelsea came back at her with a bucket o’ insults, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” Ha ha! McGee followed that up with a weak Facebook status update: “In all seriousness, I’m a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’… I was laughing my ass off… feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…” This round goes to Chelsea. Michelle McGee … you got served! Get back to your pedal pumping and leave the comedy to the professionals. May we recommend that Chelsea move on to making fun of Skittles Valentine now? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
You know, I’d never contemplated getting a tattoo on my forehead before, but I’d been thinking about getting The Frisky logo and just couldn’t decide where. So last night, when I was out and about, doin’ what I do, I stopped by the tattoo shop at the back of the Subway sandwich shop on my block and got our logo etched above my brows. Looks good huh? My fiancee Susannah loves it. Keep reading »
Jesse James’ lawyer, Joe Yanny, issued a statement saying that the photo of his client doing the Nazi salute in a Nazi hat was joke and that the hat was a “gag gift” from his Jewish godfather. Additionally, Yanni also said James can’t possibly be a white supremacist because he once spent a month in an Israeli kibbutz. Also, Ted Haggert can’t be a homophobe because, remember, he sucked that guy off that one time. Anyway, Yanni may have an explanation for the Nazi hat and salute, but he didn’t address how James’ totally-not-racist-or-anti-Semitic-wang got inside Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s white-supremacist-sympathizing-vagina. Was that a joke too? Was she on loan from his Jewish godfather as well? [CNN] Keep reading »
Did the heavily-tattooed Michelle McGee give tattooed women a bad name when the tale of her affair with Jesse James broke? Perhaps. It’s hard to find a site that hasn’t declared her a total sleaze. Granted, she slept with a married man, and her attitude seems pretty sour, but it was hard to ignore that some of the vitriol leveled at her had to do with all her tattoos. Unfortunately, although McGee denies it, a “W” and a “P” tattooed on the backs of her legs and various other stories suggest that she was involved in some way with or a fan of the White Power movement. Still, you can’t always judge a girl by her tattoos.
Frisky pal and tattoo blog Needles and Sins editrix Marisa Kakoulas, who we interviewed about her tattoos and other subjects, talked to the New York Post about the case of the inked mistress. While McGee may have given “in-your-face tattoos” a bad name temporarily, Kakoulas says, “it’s because of McGee that this type of discourse about the tattoo community is in the papers at all,” turning a negative into a positive. Read it! Keep reading »