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Quotable: Michelle McGee Delivers Least Heartfelt Apology Ever

“I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse [James] was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

–Michelle “Bombshell” McGee tells Sandra Bullock she’s “sorry” via some completely random Australian news station. Apology accepted — oh wait, no it’s not. [E! Online] Keep reading »

Quotable: There’s No Comparison Between Marilyn Manson And Lady Gaga Or Michelle McGee

“I’m starting to feel that people are saying I’m Lady Gaga and also that Jesse James woman … I’m starting to feel insulted, ’cause I don’t want to look like either one of them.”

Marilyn Manson was quick to point out that he respects Gaga as a musician, though. He didn’t mention any respect for Michelle McGee, however. I wonder why. [E! Online]
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Hustler Announces Plans To Turn Jesse James And Sandra Bullock Scandal Into An Adult Movie

Add this to the list of porn movies you really, really don’t want to see. Hustler Video is going to turn the whole Jesse James and Sandra Bullock affair imbroglio into an adult movie. Can everyone say, “Ew, gross,” in unison? Yes, we can. The explicit faux-expose will be entitled, “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James,” and the folks behind it are going to attempt to procure James’ mistress Michelle McGee as a consultant on the project. “We have taken a bold step in this film,” says Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld. “Who better to help spoof a celebrity cheater than one of the mistresses!” Clearly, the line between Hollywood and pornography just gets blurrier every day. [AVN.com] Keep reading »

Michelle McGee Gets Served A Bucket O’ Insults By Chelsea Handler

Jesse James’ mistress, Michelle McGee, thought she could battle wits with Chelsea Handler. Wrong. After Chelsea made a joke about Michelle not reading magazines because she has one on her face, Michelle retaliated by making fun of Chelsea’s botoxed forehead and her flabby “chicken wing arms.” Did Michelle McGee really want to bring up foreheads? Chelsea came back at her with a bucket o’ insults, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” Ha ha! McGee followed that up with a weak Facebook status update: “In all seriousness, I’m a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’… I was laughing my ass off… feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…” This round goes to Chelsea. Michelle McGee … you got served! Get back to your pedal pumping and leave the comedy to the professionals. May we recommend that Chelsea move on to making fun of Skittles Valentine now? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Michelle McGee Is An Inspiration

You know, I’d never contemplated getting a tattoo on my forehead before, but I’d been thinking about getting The Frisky logo and just couldn’t decide where. So last night, when I was out and about, doin’ what I do, I stopped by the tattoo shop at the back of the Subway sandwich shop on my block and got our logo etched above my brows. Looks good huh? My fiancee Susannah loves it. Keep reading »

Jesse James Wants You To Know The Nazi Salute Was A Joke!

Jesse James’ lawyer, Joe Yanny, issued a statement saying that the photo of his client doing the Nazi salute in a Nazi hat was joke and that the hat was a “gag gift” from his Jewish godfather. Additionally, Yanni also said James can’t possibly be a white supremacist because he once spent a month in an Israeli kibbutz. Also, Ted Haggert can’t be a homophobe because, remember, he sucked that guy off that one time. Anyway, Yanni may have an explanation for the Nazi hat and salute, but he didn’t address how James’ totally-not-racist-or-anti-Semitic-wang got inside Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s white-supremacist-sympathizing-vagina. Was that a joke too? Was she on loan from his Jewish godfather as well? [CNN] Keep reading »

Tattooed Girls Aren’t Always Trouble

Did the heavily-tattooed Michelle McGee give tattooed women a bad name when the tale of her affair with Jesse James broke? Perhaps. It’s hard to find a site that hasn’t declared her a total sleaze. Granted, she slept with a married man, and her attitude seems pretty sour, but it was hard to ignore that some of the vitriol leveled at her had to do with all her tattoos. Unfortunately, although McGee denies it, a “W” and a “P” tattooed on the backs of her legs and various other stories suggest that she was involved in some way with or a fan of the White Power movement. Still, you can’t always judge a girl by her tattoos.

Frisky pal and tattoo blog Needles and Sins editrix Marisa Kakoulas, who we interviewed about her tattoos and other subjects, talked to the New York Post about the case of the inked mistress. While McGee may have given “in-your-face tattoos” a bad name temporarily, Kakoulas says, “it’s because of McGee that this type of discourse about the tattoo community is in the papers at all,” turning a negative into a positive. Read it! Keep reading »

Jesse James-Gate Update: A Fourth Mistress, And His Text This Week To The Second

  • Surprise! Although she is remaining anonymous for the moment, a fourth woman claims that she had an affair with Sandra Bullock‘s hubby, Jesse James. She says their shenanigans went on for three years, and only ended after Michelle McGee surfaced last week. Naturally, she has hired scandal-tastic lawyer Gloria Allred. “I represent a beautiful model and business woman,” said Allred. “[James] pursued her and he had strong feelings for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward.” [The Huffington Post]
  • In a fun twist, it turns out that Jesse’s mistress #3, model/photographer Brigitte Daguerre, appears to be friends with Kristen Stewart. She had Christmas Eve dinner with her. Oh, and Jesse was reportedly paying her mortgage. [RadarOnline.com]

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Hailey Glassman To Box Gina Lynn In Celebrity Death Match — And Guess Who’s The Referee?

Hailey Glassman, whose frightening claim to fame is having bedded Jon Gosselin (we shudder), will be boxing adult film star Gina Lynn this May. I KNOW. It’s the sporting event for which you have spent your entire life waiting. Maybe it’s a guy thing? “I wonder what would happen if we had some reality star mistress catfight a porn star,” some dude was thinking. And then, it was true. What is this world coming to? I think this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. Or that we have really bad taste in TV and sports and celebrities. In any case, Lynn is an AVN hall of famer, which means she knows a thing or two about a thing or two as long as the thing or two has to do with sex, the bout will take place in Philadelphia (buy your tickets now, before they sell out!), and the rumble in Killadelphia is for the Female Lightweight Championship Celebrity Boxing Federation title. Oh, and guess who’s been extended an offer to be the referee? Michelle McGee, whose resume includes busting up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage. Stay classy, ladies! [Celebrity Boxing Federation] Keep reading »

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