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13 Famous Women We Wish Would Join Charlie Sheen’s Harem

Earlier today, when I heard that Michaele Salahi had been dropped from “Celebrity Rehab” for not having an addiction, I wondered if maybe she was on another kind of substance—say tiger’s blood, Adonis DNA, or a drug called … Michaele Salahi. Because sometimes I think she is as looney tunes as our dear Charlie Sheen. This got me thinking how amazing—in a tabloid way—it would be if she decided to leave Tareq and move across the country to live with Charlie in his Sober Valley Lodge.

Which then got me thinking—especially with Rachel Oberlin (aka Bree Olson) leaving the fold for a minute over the weekend—of all the famous women who would make great goddesses in Charlie’s polyamorous love story? After the jump, 12 ladies we’d like to see join Charlie’s harem. Keep reading »

The Salahis And Michael Lohan Checking In To “Celebrity Rehab”

We knew they were on something. We won’t get to see White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi on “The Real Housewives of DC” anymore but, apparently, the two are not ready to leave reality television behind. And so, they have signed on for the new season of “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew. Which leads us to the obvious question: What was their substance of choice?!?! Tell us, VH1, tell us.

According to reports, they will be joined on the show by actress/red carpet disaster Bai Ling, former Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden, and “Baywatch” actor Jeremy Jackson. Oh, and Michael Lohan. Keep reading »

Get Yer Michaele Salahi Action Figure

On this week’s “Real Housewives of D.C.,” Michaele Salahi brewed up a new controversy. She claimed that she was once a Washington Redskins cheerleader and headed to a rehearsal for an alumni performance. Several of her castmates called BS—as did Terri Lamb, the president of the Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association. Lamb said, “We have no record that she ever was a Redskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi’s request and based on her misrepresentation to us.” Michaele says that the mix-up comes from the fact that she was actually a cheerleader in the ’80s—she tried to change the roster to make herself appear younger. But wait, I feel like we’ve heard this one before.

Meanwhile, a Michaele action figure is now for sale. And, apparently, she’s the one who pitched the idea. Keep reading »

The “Real Housewives” That Bravo Evicted

The Salahis are finding themselves unwelcomed once again. Reports are saying that the couple have not been invited back to season two of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” Bravo was hoping the attention surrounding the gatecrashing twosome would bring high ratings to the show, but now the network suspects that Michaele and Tareq are turning viewers off the series. I guess there is such a thing as too much self-promotion. [PopEater]

After the jump, other housewives who found themselves booted out when it was time for a contract renewal. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Bravo Has Taken The Salahis Off The Guest List

  • Bravo hasn’t asked Michaele and Tareq Salahi back for another season on “The Real Housewives of D.C.” [PopEater]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are rumored to be dating again. [YourTango]
  • NBA star Dwight Howard says his son’s mother, Royce Reed of “Basketball Wives,” owes him $500 million for bashing him in the media, a violation of their court settlement. [TMZ]

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White House Party Crasher Michaele Salahi Will Go Naked In Playboy

Crashing a White House party? Starring on “The Real Housewives of D.C.”? That’s not enough attention for Michaele Salahi. The blonder half of the most notorious couple in our nation’s capital will go naked for Playboy, her rep tells TMZ.com. You are so shocked, I can tell. The gossip blog promises she will be “full-frontal, birthday suit naked” — so don’t go all Levi Johnston on us, Michaele, and disappoint. [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

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