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Michael Phelps Has A Perv Moustache

What’s with Michael Phelps’ new and ongoing dedication to perv-y looking facial hair? Over the last few weeks, he’s been sporting everything from a mustache/beard combo (above) to a soul patch and, most recently, a total porn star ‘stache. The new fu manchu-esque mustache is so perplexing that Daily Intel has put together a slideshow allowing you to study from various angles, wet and dry, under water and above it. Yet somehow, 12 pictures later, the reasoning behind the face pubes remains as mystifyingly opaque as ever. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi Montag Embarrasses Herself With Another Video

  • Heidi Montag, er … I mean Pratt, has a video for her new single “Blackout,” which “makes ‘Girls Gone Wild’ look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille,” according to Michael K. [Dlisted] — It looks homemade, so I’m guessing Spencer directed. Don’t these two have enough money from whoring themselves out to hire a real director?
  • Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are adopting a little girl. And Harrison is going to officially become Calista’s adopted son’s father. [Perez Hilton]
  • Dean McDermott gives Tori Spelling a new wedding ring every anniversary. She said when he slips it on her finger, she remembers the day he made her his wife. [People] — How romantic! I hope they’ve finally gotten their money problems solved.
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    Quickies!: Salma Hayek Will End World Hunger, Christian Bale Was Just Having A Bad Day

  • Don’t expect to see Salma Hayek in any movies anytime soon unless she’s able to breastfeed because the actor is addicted. She recently breastfed a starving baby in Sierra Leone whose mother was unable to provide milk. We think it’s cool that Hayek, who is a UNICEF activist, is willing to help in any way she can. [NationalEnquirer.com]
  • Christian Bale’s apology for his F-bomb tirade is too little, too late. He wouldn’t have apologized if the tape hadn’t been released this week. And he didn’t even apologize to the man on the receiving end of the foul language. [Dlisted]
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    Trend! Celebs Who Twitter

    Thanks to the immediacy of Twitter we can find out all sorts of stuff about celebs that the paparazzi and gossipers can’t. We now know that the First Twitter Celeb Couple, Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore, are really irritated by their neighbor’s early morning construction. And all the details leading up to the birth of Erykah Badu’s second daughter were revealed via her baby daddy’s Twitter. She didn’t go to a hospital, but had a midwife, and she didn’t use any drugs. When she was dilated eight and a half centimeters, she felt the urge to push. That last detail was a little TMI, but in case you want to find out all the gory or mundane aspects of your favorite celebrity, check out our list after the jump. Keep reading »

    The 15 Most Shocking Moments Of 2008

    2008 is almost history, and it definitely made some. We saw plenty of highs — the election of the first African-American President — and lows — the stock market dip — but as we look back at a year of extremes, our jaw still drops at these unbelievably shocking moments…

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    Monday Menage: Guitar Hero’s Risky Business

    America’s hottest athletes have recreated Tom Cruise’s infamous pants off dance off scerne in “Risky Business”. Okay, so I know the ménage typically comes in trois/three, and there are four players here. However, there were only three boys brave enough to really show some skin. Seriously, Kobe Bryant totally wussed out with those basketball shorts. But still, you had me at Tony Hawk riding in on a skateboard wearing nuthin’ but a helmet and a drum kit. And those boxer briefs really show off A-Rod’s awesome butt! I’d love to see the bonus footage from this shoot, if you know what I mean. [World of Wonder]
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