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Quotable: Lindsay Lohan Thinks Her Dad And Joan Rivers Would Be Good Together

“Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven … All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew—any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? … In the words of 50 cent, you shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you…

Michael And Dina Weigh In On Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Sentence

“The last thing I wanted in the world was for my daughter to go to jail. Any kind of jail is harsh, especially for a young lady like Lindsay. I’ve been there myself and I know that jail didn’t do anything for me with my addictions. … She needs help, she needs rehab. If Lindsay…

Lindsay Lohan’s Sentencing: Drinking Ban, Alcohol Bracelet, Random Drug Testing

Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol…

Jessica Wakeman / May 24, 2010

Michael Lohan’s Twitter Claimed Lindsay Lohan Has HIV

More from Michael Lohan’s Father Of The Year files: yesterday tweets were sent from Michael Lohan’s Twitter account claiming his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is HIV positive.

Uh, that’s not something you play around with, people.

Jessica Wakeman / April 28, 2010

Michael Lohan, The Latest To Be WikiPranked

I have an inner 5-year-old. And this inner 5-year-old totally thinks it’s funny when people prank Wikipedia. Take for example, one jokester who amended Michael Lohan’s Wikipedia page on Monday. After the whole bringing-cops-to-Lindsay’s-apartment kerfuffle last week, Lindsay had Tweeted, “My dad is crazy!!” And so in lieu of adding actual info about Michael to…

A Detailed Timeline Of Yesterday’s Michael And Lindsay Lohan Drama

Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay’s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with…

Kelli Bender / April 23, 2010

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Storms Her Apartment With Cops, Lindsay Takes To Twitter

The sad Lindsay Lohan story just keeps getting sadder: according to her Twitter feed, Father of the Year Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay’s Los Angeles apartment with sheriffs this morning trying to either stage an intervention or “rescue” her 16-year-old sister, Ali Lohan. Resourcefully, Lindsay chronicled the whole drama live as it was happening:


Jessica Wakeman / April 22, 2010

Quotable: Lindsay Lohan Not Happy About Father’s Engagement

“I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”— Lindsay Lohan reacts to news Tuesday that her father, 50-year-old Michael Lohan, is engaged to Jon Gosselin’s ex, 27-year-old Kate Major. So, I guess this means she won’t be the Maid of Honor? [via Us Weekly]…

Wendy Atterberry / April 8, 2010

Lindsay Lohan’s New Step-Mom: Kate Major?

Once in a blue moon, in the world of tabloid romances, there is a coupling so vile that it actually knocks the wind out of us. This is certainly one of them. Michael Lohan has announced that he is engaged … to Kate Major. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan, known for his stint…

Quickies: More Lohan Legal Trouble & A Tiger Woods Parody Gets Extra-Raunchy

The Lohan clan strikes again: this time, Dad Michael was arrested for violating a restraining order from an ex-girlfriend … [Popeater]
… while Lindsay was given a July 2010 deadline to complete alcohol education classes as part of her DUI probation. [Starpulse]
Kanye West reacts to recent accolades by Entertainment Weekly and Rolling Stone –…

Xiomara Martinez-White / December 15, 2009

Michael Lohan Reaches New Lows Of Jerkery Releasing Recorded Phone Calls With Lindsay

Michael Lohan is so freaking douchey that he makes me wish every day were Father’s Day so I can tell my own dad how amazing he is. After sounding off in the press about Lindsay’s love life and saying that she has a serious prescription drug problem, Michael has stooped to a new low, releasing…

Kate Torgovnick/ / November 6, 2009

Quote Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan’s Father Says She’s Addicted to Prescription Painkillers

“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I…

Wendy Atterberry / October 6, 2009

Star Couplings: Tila Tequila Pregnant!

Tila Tequila twittered that she is pregnant! [PopEater] — Geez, Louise! I expect the hell mouth to open right…about…now.
Eliza Dushku is apparently dating Vanessa Williams’ ex, Rick Fox. [Just Jared] — Yeah, this doesn’t make any sense to me either, but who am I to judge.
Tori Spelling makes her own baby food for…

Annika Harris / May 28, 2009

Quickies!: Susan Boyle Is Funny Too

Susan Boyle was kidding when she told “Britain’s Got Talent” judges that she’d never been kissed. [DListed]
Michael Lohan had to give his two cents about Lindsay’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres. He says he only cheated on her mother Dina when they were separated and that God is working to help Lindsay. [Perez Hilton]

Annika Harris / April 23, 2009

Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo

In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 28, 2008

Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died…In Bed!

According to Matthew McConaughey’s mom, his dad died having sex. Of course he did. What else would you expect from the guy who spawned Matthew, who likes to plant placenta in his garden? [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 27, 2008

Quickies!: We Missed You Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty’s promo for the 90210 spin-off should be on loop in your media player. “Miss me?” [E!]
Youth TV has taken the lead when it comes to diverse casting. [NY Times]
The fashion world has heralded the recent arrival of Patrick Robinson at Gap, but customers still aren’t buying. [NY Times]

Annika Harris / August 21, 2008

Star Couplings: Everything Is Peachy For Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner

Despite gossip columnist Ted Casablanca’s insinuation that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were close to splitting, the actor told Access Hollywood that his family life is “pretty great.” [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2008
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