A week before she went to jail, Lindsay Lohan did an interview and photo shoot with Vanity Fair. Now, Lohan’s sultry cover is out just days after she has been released from rehab. Well-timed, Lohan. Well-timed.
Her spiel, the blog Styleite noted, is “typical Lindsay. Denial, denial, denial.” Everything you think you know… READ MORE »
First Lindsay, and now her dad? Michael Lohan has been charged with harassment. [PopEater]
Is Elizabeth Banks wearing a shower curtain to the grand opening of a Target store? [StarPulse.com]
According to our own token male, John DeVore, happy movie endings actually ruin real life. [Premiere.com]
Are you an irresistible woman? If you possess these… READ MORE »
“Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven … All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew—any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? … In the words of 50 cent, you shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you… READ MORE »
“The last thing I wanted in the world was for my daughter to go to jail. Any kind of jail is harsh, especially for a young lady like Lindsay. I’ve been there myself and I know that jail didn’t do anything for me with my addictions. … She needs help, she needs rehab. If Lindsay… READ MORE »
Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol… READ MORE »
More from Michael Lohan’s Father Of The Year files: yesterday tweets were sent from Michael Lohan’s Twitter account claiming his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is HIV positive.
Uh, that’s not something you play around with, people. … READ MORE »
I have an inner 5-year-old. And this inner 5-year-old totally thinks it’s funny when people prank Wikipedia. Take for example, one jokester who amended Michael Lohan’s Wikipedia page on Monday. After the whole bringing-cops-to-Lindsay’s-apartment kerfuffle last week, Lindsay had Tweeted, “My dad is crazy!!” And so in lieu of adding actual info about Michael to… READ MORE »
Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay’s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with… READ MORE »
Once in a blue moon, in the world of tabloid romances, there is a coupling so vile that it actually knocks the wind out of us. This is certainly one of them. Michael Lohan has announced that he is engaged … to Kate Major. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan, known for his stints… READ MORE »
Michael Lohan is so freaking douchey that he makes me wish every day were Father’s Day so I can tell my own dad how amazing he is. After sounding off in the press about Lindsay’s love life and saying that she has a serious prescription drug problem, Michael has stooped to a new low, releasing… READ MORE »
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I… READ MORE »
Tila Tequila twittered that she is pregnant! [PopEater] — Geez, Louise! I expect the hell mouth to open right…about…now.
Eliza Dushku is apparently dating Vanessa Williams’ ex, Rick Fox. [Just Jared] — Yeah, this doesn’t make any sense to me either, but who am I to judge.
Tori Spelling makes her own baby food for… READ MORE »
Susan Boyle was kidding when she told “Britain’s Got Talent” judges that she’d never been kissed. [DListed]
Michael Lohan had to give his two cents about Lindsay’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres. He says he only cheated on her mother Dina when they were separated and that God is working to help Lindsay. [Perez Hilton]
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In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And… READ MORE »
According to Matthew McConaughey’s mom, his dad died having sex. Of course he did. What else would you expect from the guy who spawned Matthew, who likes to plant placenta in his garden? [Us Weekly]
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