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Michael Lohan Investigated For Allegedly Threatening To Burn Someone’s House Down

  • The three things you can count on in life are death, taxes, and one of the Lohan parents being in the news for something ridiculous every six months. [TMZ]
  • Khloe Kardashian hasn’t slept with French Montana for 25 days because he is fasting for Ramadan. [Just Jared]
  • Daniel Radcliffe was stopped at the Canadian border without the proper visa to get back in the U.S. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Hillary Clinton threw Chelsea a baby shower at a fancy inn near the Clintons’ Chappaqua, New York home. [US Weekly]
  • Amy Brenneman is a fan of Justin Theroux’s bulge on “The Leftovers,” too! [Huffington Post]

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Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Ashley Horn Has $25,000 In Surgery To Look More Like Lindsay

  • It’s bad enough that Lindsay Lohan’s estranged half-sister Ashley Horn shares the same DNA as their dad, Michael Lohan. But according to In Touch, this poor girl has actually sunk $25,000 into plastic surgery to better resemble her celebrity sis. [In Touch]
  • Clarissa explains it all about how Melissa Joan Hart used to love Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline. [Life & Style Mag]
  • “Sandwich boyfriend” isn’t the only example of the desperate lengths some lonely home chefs will go to. Here’s a guide to using food to get an engagement ring (not advised). [How About We]
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hiding a secret girlfriend from us! [US Weekly]
  • Britney Spears’ Vegas residency is already wildly popular. Which reminds me, Winona, when are we buying tickets?! [TMZ] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are Both Writing Books

"Too Sick" For Court
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was too sick to fly prior to court dates, shockingly. Read More »
James Deen On Lindz
Co-star James Deen says Lindsay doesn't necessarily mean to be rude. Read More »
Lindsay's Sex Tape?
Rumor has it a Lindsay Lohan sex tape is circling around. Read More »
  • Lindsay Lohan’s parents are writing dueling memoirs: Dina’s will presumably be about her ex-husband’s abuse, while Micheal’s will be called I Am Not Daddy Dearest: If I Can Turn It All Around, So Can You. Frisky book club anyone? That was a joke. [ Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Chris Brown crashed his Porsche into a wall over the weekend and blamed the paparazzi for chasing him. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Helen Mirren dyes her hair pink, says she saw it on “America’s Next Top Model.” LOVE THIS WOMAN. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Is A High-Class Escort, Says Her Father

Dramatic "Canyons" Clip
Watch an extremely dramatic scene of Lindsay Lohan in "The Canyons." Read More »
Lindsay's Sex Tape?
Rumor has it a Lindsay Lohan sex tape is circling around. Read More »
Strip Club Gig
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LiLo has been offered a strip club gig to pay off her debts. Read More »
  • Michael Lohan has slithered out of his hole to announce to the world Lindsay is paying her bills as a high-class escort, servicing gentlemen as varied as Brunei royalty and the Spanish painter Domingo Zapata. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael Lohan told Star, accusing his ex-wife Dina Lohan of pimping LiLo out. Other “insiders” say Lindsay is given jewelry and gifts and gets taken on expensive vacations by her clients. This doesn’t sound too much like the free shit most celebrities are enjoying anyway, no? [Radar Online]
  • Oh, also, Lindz has been banned from staying at W Hotels in New York City after trashing a suite and causing $50,000 worth of damage. [PopBytes]
  • Check out the trailer for a new Lifetime original movie “Betty & Coretta,” about Betty Shabazz and Coretta Scott King, the wives of Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. [Madame Noire]
  • “Alias” actor Vincent Garber just came out of the closet. The Internet unanimously agrees his partner Rainer Andreesen is the hottest man we’ve ever seen. [The Gloss]

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Pics Surface Of Dina Lohan With A Black Eye

Dina Hates Cocaine
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You hear that? Dina Lohan HATES cocaine. Read More »
Michael Lohan Arrests
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The many arrests of Michael Lohan. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Dina
Dina Lohan with Lindsay Lohan
Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »
  • “Entertainment Tonight” has exclusive photos of Dina Lohan’s black eye, allegedly given to her by Michael Lohan, taken many years ago when the Lohan children were still young (and Dina was still a brunette). In the pics, Dina is sporting a shiner underneath her right eye and holding babies. Dina supposedly released the photos to “explain” why Lindsay is so fucked up. As if we needed further confirmation that the Lohan family was a chaotic environment for the couple’s four kids or that Michael Lohan, who was arrested for domestic violence with ex-girlfriend Kate Major, is a crap human being … [Entertainment Tonight]
  • Amy Winehouse drank herself to death, a second coroner looking into the singer’s 2011 death has confirmed. [Newser]

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Michael Lohan Seeks Conservatorship Of Lindsay, Rest Of Lohan Family Says Feck Off

Lindsay Vs. Dina
Dina Lohan with Lindsay Lohan
Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »
Dina On Dr. Phil
Dina Lohan dared to mess with Dr. Phil. Watch out! Read More »
Michael Lohan Arrests
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The many arrests of Michael Lohan. Read More »
Lindsay Lohan at the Mr Pink Ginseng Drink launch

It’s been a busy weekend for La Famiglia Lohan. On Friday, Micheal Lohan appeared at Lindsay’s house in L.A., planning to stage an intervention, supposedly with her management team and lawyers in tow. But everyone was turned away at the door by a guy claiming to be Lindsay’s new boyfriend and then someone even called the cops to report a trespasser.

Never one to let something little like the police to get in his way, Father Of The Year is now vowing to seek conservatorship of Lindsay … you know, Britney Spears-style. Keep reading »

Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling, Celine Dion & Avril Lavigne Are Cousins, Eh?

Bieber Naked Pics?
Justin Bieber photo
Calm down. There's nothing legit ... yet. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Dina
Dina Lohan with Lindsay Lohan
Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »
Hugging It Out
Dina and Lindsay got over their fight rather quick. Read More »
  • Canadians are all related, which means you can’t sleep with Ryan Gosling without also sharing DNA with Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Avril Lavigne. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • The full transcript for Lindsay Lohan’s call to her dad Michael, following her fight with mom Dina, is now online! [“The Houstons: On Our Own” reality show trailer is here starring Bobbi Kristina Brown coping after her mom’s death by getting loved up by her adopted brother.  [Uptown Magazine]
  • A new unauthorized biography claims that Elizabeth Taylor banged Ronald Reagan as a teenager and once had a three-way with President John F. Kennedy and the actor Robert Stack. Go you, Liz! [Express UK]

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Lindsay & Dina Lohan Hug It Out

Lindsay Vs. Dina
Dina Lohan with Lindsay Lohan
Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »

So … guess the mother/daughter duo made up after last night’s big fight? The latest is that Michael Lohan, LiLo’s dad and Dina’s ex-husband, called the cops after Lindsay called him to tell him about the fight, saying that her mom was “on cocaine” and trying to “kidnap” her. She also told him she sustained a cut leg and broken bracelet (!!!), and Dina can allegedly be heard in the background of the call (which, duh, Michael recorded and gave to TMZ) telling her daughter, “You’re dead to me.” Something tells me both Dina and Lindsay woke up this morning with a hangover and a case of “Wait, what happened?” [Photos: INFDaily]

It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Chris Brown Fight
Chris Brown fight Drake Twitter pic
Chris Brown injured in a fight with Drake's entourage. Read More »
Boring Bristol
Life's A Tripp
Bristol Palin's reality show "Life's A Tripp" needs a double espresso. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
I don't feel bad for you

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust and “write a book.” Like, she actually said that to a reporter. This is the new plan because she doesn’t want to stop using drugs, as she has been asked to do by her employer.

Then, this South African couple told the Daily Mail about how they keep an adult pet Bengal tiger inside their home as a pet and he sometimes chews up their sofas. This couple also owns several tasty-looking pet dogs.

Typically, I  have boundless reserves of empathy, if not outright sympathy, for others. But it is time for some real talk: None of these people are deserving of our sympathy. I mean, it sucks when bad things happen to people, like when your Bengal tiger eats your couch. It would suck if more bad things happened to these people, like if your pet Bengal tiger eats your dogs. But do we feel bad for these individuals for the hard knocks coming their way? No. No, we do not.

After the jump, more people we do not feel bad for at all. Not one little bit. “Unbad,” you might even say: Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: For $18 Per Minute, You Can Discuss Parenting With Dina Lohan

Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Dina Lohan Memoir
Dina Lohan photo
The Mother Of The Year will tell all in a new memoir. Read More »
Evening Quickies
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Katy Perry snapped snuggling with her new boyfriend. Read More »
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  • Danielle Staub, Dina Lohan, and OctoMom are earning a pretty penny with a new chatline called Dial-A-Star, where “fans” call up a hotline and are charged by the minute to chat with their favorite D-lister. Tila Tequila is raking in the most at $20 per minute, while Michael Lohan only fetches $10 a minute. Clearly The Frisky needs to call Dial-A-Star and report back to you. Amelia, can we expense that? [Celebitchy
  • Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher might be sleeping together. [Hollywood Life
  • The Obama campaign is now selling overpriced red, white and blue nail polish with titles like Red-y To Win and Bo Blue. [Styleite
  • Ray J insists there is no sex tape or X-rated photos of him and Whitney Houston, despite gossip to the contrary. [PopBytes]
  • Katy Perry joined the Marines in her new video for “Part Of Me,” which premiered last night. [MTV]
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wrote on his website that he checked into rehab for a prescription drug problem. Just yesterday his rep claimed he was being treated for “exhaustion.” [People] Keep reading »
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