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Michael Lohan Investigated For Allegedly Threatening To Burn Someone’s House Down

The three things you can count on in life are death, taxes, and one of the Lohan parents being in the news for something ridiculous every six months. [TMZ]
Khloe Kardashian hasn’t slept with French Montana for 25 days because he is fasting for Ramadan. [Just Jared]
Daniel Radcliffe was stopped at… More »


Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Ashley Horn Has $25,000 In Surgery To Look More Like Lindsay

It’s bad enough that Lindsay Lohan’s estranged half-sister Ashley Horn shares the same DNA as their dad, Michael Lohan. But according to In Touch, this poor girl has actually sunk $25,000 into plastic surgery to better resemble her celebrity sis. [In Touch]
Clarissa explains it all about how Melissa Joan Hart used to… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are Both Writing Books

Lindsay Lohan’s parents are writing dueling memoirs: Dina’s will presumably be about her ex-husband’s abuse, while Micheal’s will be called I Am Not Daddy Dearest: If I Can Turn It All Around, So Can You. Frisky book club anyone? That was a joke. [ Evil Beet Gossip]
Chris Brown crashed his Porsche into a… More »


Lindsay Lohan Is A High-Class Escort, Says Her Father

Michael Lohan has slithered out of his hole to announce to the world Lindsay is paying her bills as a high-class escort, servicing gentlemen as varied as Brunei royalty and the Spanish painter Domingo Zapata. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael Lohan told Star, accusing his ex-wife Dina Lohan of pimping… More »


Pics Surface Of Dina Lohan With A Black Eye

“Entertainment Tonight” has exclusive photos of Dina Lohan’s black eye, allegedly given to her by Michael Lohan, taken many years ago when the Lohan children were still young (and Dina was still a brunette). In the pics, Dina is sporting a shiner underneath her right eye and holding babies. Dina supposedly released the photos… More »


Michael Lohan Seeks Conservatorship Of Lindsay, Rest Of Lohan Family Says Feck Off

It’s been a busy weekend for La Famiglia Lohan. On Friday, Micheal Lohan appeared at Lindsay’s house in L.A., planning to stage an intervention, supposedly with her management team and lawyers in tow. But everyone was turned away at the door by a guy claiming to be Lindsay’s new boyfriend and then someone even called… More »


Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling, Celine Dion & Avril Lavigne Are Cousins, Eh?

Canadians are all related, which means you can’t sleep with Ryan Gosling without also sharing DNA with Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Avril Lavigne. [Celebrity Cafe]
The full transcript for Lindsay Lohan’s call to her dad Michael, following her fight with mom Dina, is now online! [Gawker]
Speaking of hot messes, “The Houstons: OnMore »


Lindsay & Dina Lohan Hug It Out

So … guess the mother/daughter duo made up after last night’s big fight? The latest is that Michael Lohan, LiLo’s dad and Dina’s ex-husband, called the cops after Lindsay called him to tell him about the fight, saying that her mom was “on cocaine” and trying to “kidnap” her. She also told him she sustained… More »


It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dustMore »


Morning Quickies: For $18 Per Minute, You Can Discuss Parenting With Dina Lohan

Danielle Staub, Dina Lohan, and OctoMom are earning a pretty penny with a new chatline called Dial-A-Star, where “fans” call up a hotline and are charged by the minute to chat with their favorite D-lister. Tila Tequila is raking in the most at $20 per minute, while Michael Lohan only fetches $10 a minute. More »


Did Lindsay Lohan Sleep With Porn Star Alex Torres?

Sometimes Lindsay Lohan is just awful. But sometimes, I really do feel bad for her. Today is one of those days, because a porn star named Alex Torres bragged on a radio show Friday that he slept with LiLo while her father Michael Lohan slept upstairs. The actor who goes by the screen named “Voodoo” More »


Morning Quickies: Michael Lohan Arrested Again. Yes, Again.

Lord have mercy, Michael Lohan got arrested again. YES, AGAIN. Michael was arrested earlier this week for an alleged domestic violence incident against his on-again-off-again girlfriend Kate Major and was released on Wednesday night. Hours later, Kate Major called police to say that Michael Lohan had made a harrassing phone call to her, which… More »


The 7 Worst Ever Celebrity Dads

I’m fully convinced that Michael Lohan’s headline-making domestic violence arrest yesterday was copied straight out of Mel Gibson’s playbook. Of course, Mel’s famed blowouts were uniquely terrible because some of them were directed towards the teenage son of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Last month, Mel paid $100,000 to Oksana’s 14-year-old for the guarantee that he wouldn’t sue… More »


Morning Quickies: Michael Lohan Busted For Domestic Violence (Again)

Michael Lohan was arrested in Florida early this morning on suspicion of domestic violence after a fight with his girlfriend, Kate Major. This isn’t his first abusive incident: he was arrested for DV back in March for allegedly roughing up Major as well. When cops arrived this morning, Lohan complained of chest pains and… More »


Strange Couple Alert: Kim G And Michael Lohan?

Remember Kim Granatell of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey“? She was that friend who was by Danielle Staub’s side for the great weave-pulling incident of 2010. Well apparently, she has a new beau and it’s none other than Michael Lohan, dad of Lindsay. According to Kim, they have been dating since January. “I just… More »


The Many Arrests Of Michael Lohan

Egads. Michael Lohan is in the news again and it isn’t for something cute like announcing he’s engaged to Jon Gosselin’s ex. Nope, Michael has been charged with three counts of domestic violence—inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant, false imprisonment and preventing a report of victimization. “Mr. Lohan was arrested after we received a call… More »


The Salahis And Michael Lohan Checking In To “Celebrity Rehab”

We knew they were on something. We won’t get to see White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi on “The Real Housewives of DC” anymore but, apparently, the two are not ready to leave reality television behind. And so, they have signed on for the new season of “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew. Which… More »


Today’s Lady News: Michael Lohan’s Women-Only Rehab Might Be The Worst Idea Ever

Lindsay Lohan’s wackadoodle dad claims to be opening a women-only rehab in Pasadena, California. Stay far, far away. [New York Post]
Plus-size model Crystal Renn — who, at size 10, is hardly “plus-size” — has walked three shows at Paris Fashion Week and said she’s being treated just like any other model. [NYmag.com]
Surprising fact:… More »


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