Posts tagged "michael fassbender"

Evening Quickies: Behold, Michael Fassbender’s Naked Butt

Michael Fassbender's been sharing his naked tush with the world since he was 25 and he filmed this commercial for the European airline SAS. You're welcome! [Queerty] Oprah is denying she is Blue Ivy Carter's godmother. Whatever, that kid is going to get baller gifts from her anyway. [Mommyish] Fran Drescher say…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2012

Michael Fassbender Reminds Us We’re All Going To Die One Day

"... [W]e feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your head: what's the worst that can happen? I'm trying to tell a story — what's the worst that can happen? You fall flat on your face, then hopefully you…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 12, 2012

Michael Fassbender Doesn’t Understand All The Fuss Over His Penis

"Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people's heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that's more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?" -- Michael Fassbender on the NC-17 rating of his new…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 20, 2011

Keira Knightley Wouldn’t Let Michael Fassbender Spank Her

"I actually said to him before we shot the spanking scenes, 'If you touch me I will kill you' and he did remind me that I was tied to a bed at the time and really I shouldn't be making any threats. ... [those scenes] weren't particularly easy."   — Keira Knightley, idiot girl, didn't want…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 10, 2011

Sexy Michael Fassbender’s Sexed-Up “Shame” Trailer About Sex Addiction

I would watch two hours of Michael Fassbender reading his grocery list, so his new sex addiction drama, "Shame," is high up on the list of things I'm willing to pay $12 for. Let me spell this out for you: Michael Fassbender and sex. Michael Fassbender and sex. I'll be seeing…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 15, 2011

Don’t Err And Miss “Jane Eyre”

Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre is one of those stories that gets me every time. So it makes me a little sad that anyone could have missed the Cary Joji Fukunaga's awesome version of the tale that came out earlier this year. Not so into the classics? Well, I'll try to woo you on more po…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 16, 2011

Celebrity Conspiracy Theory: I Know Who January Jones’ Baby Daddy Is!

Hollywood these days is all about positioning and spin, and—what can we say?— it’s made us more than a little jaded. In this new column, we will share some of our most out-there theories about what’s really going on in the celeb-u-verse. Now, keep in mind that none of this is based on fact or…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 6, 2011

There Were Lots Of Horse Boners On The Set Of “Jane Eyre”

"There was a horse on the third day of filming [when] we were shooting the scene where Jane and Rochester meet, and every time Michael [Fassbender] hopped on the horse it got a huge erection. And he'd get off and they'd run the poor thing around the block to try to make it go away,…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 4, 2011
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