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Imagined Drawings Of Michael Fassbender’s Penis (NSFW)

Before things get awkward here, I feel the need to make a disclaimer that talk of Michael Fassbender’s penis (or him in general) does not come without an acknowledgement of…

Ami Angelowicz | June 14, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Michael Fassbender Even Makes Ping Pong Sound Sexual

“Now that [the ping pong table] here, it’s not going. This table has been the best contribution for fun I’ve had in a long time. This table has seen some…

Jessica Wakeman | May 15, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Michael Fassbender Goes Head-To-Head With Natalia Vodianova In A High Fashion Stand Off

Our love of Michael Fassbender is well-documented but even we were surprised to see that he’s such a damn good editorial model. The Irish actor boasts a feature in the May issue…

Rachel Krause | April 24, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Keira Knightley Wants To Be Spanked

Keira Knightly believes that English people are obsessed with spanking and she is no exception. Keira played Sabina Spielrein who has a relationship with her therapist Carl Jung in A Dangerous Method” and in one…

Celeb Dirty Laundry | April 4, 2012 - 3:10 pm

About Those Michael Fassbender/Domestic Assault Rumors

It’s no secret that we’re big fans around here of Michael Fassbender’s smoking hot body and drool-worthy mug. But it has come to our attention from commenters, both on past…

The Frisky | April 3, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Happy Birthday, Michael Fassbender: 35 Things To Love About Him

It’s been a busy couple of years for Michael Fassbender (and his penis). I’m not one to harbor a hardcore celebrity crush, but ever since Fassy took on the role…

Ami Angelowicz | April 2, 2012 - 4:00 pm

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in “Shame.” I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize…

The Frisky | March 21, 2012 - 10:00 am

Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because…

Jessica Wakeman | March 19, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Michael Fassbender Snubbed For “Shame” Oscar Nomination Because America “Too Scared Of Sex”

“In America they’re too scared of sex, that’s why he wasn’t nominated. If you look at the best actor list you’re saying, ‘Michael Fassbender is not on that list?’ It’s kind…

Jessica Wakeman | February 21, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Evening Quickies: Behold, Michael Fassbender’s Naked Butt

Michael Fassbender’s been sharing his naked tush with the world since he was 25 and he filmed this commercial for the European airline SAS. You’re welcome! [Queerty]
Oprah…

Jessica Wakeman | January 27, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Michael Fassbender Reminds Us We’re All Going To Die One Day

“… [W]e feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your head: what’s the worst…

Jessica Wakeman | January 12, 2012 - 10:20 am

Michael Fassbender Doesn’t Understand All The Fuss Over His Penis

“Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot…

Ami Angelowicz | November 20, 2011 - 9:00 am