Posts tagged "michael fassbender"

Here Are James McAvoy And Michael Fassbender Doing Impressions Of Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen

Here's something guaranteed to put a smile on your face on this Friday morning: James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing impressions of their "X-Men" costars Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen -- to their faces. Come to think of it, if there ever was going to be a movie made about the glorious friendship between Patrick

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 30, 2014

Sarah Paulson On Michael Fassbender: “He Just Looks At You, And You Want To Take Your Clothes Off”

"Michael Fassbender is a man. He just looks at you, and you want to take your clothes off. Let me just say this -- once he kissed me on the mouth to say hello, and I almost fainted. The kiss was very platonic on his part. I could smell what he had for breakfast i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 18, 2014

Michael Fassbender Dances To “Blurred Lines,” Gives Robin Thicke A Run For His Money

So, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy are in a movie together? Some kind of "X-Men" thing? I don't know, I don't really care. The important thing is, the hunky trio hit up the "The Graham Norton Show" together and performed the dance moves from "Blurred Lines."  Robin Thicke had better watch his slimy…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 5, 2014

Italy Promotes “12 Years A Slave” With White Actors Instead Of Its Critically Acclaimed (And Black!) Star Chiwetel Ejiofor

The movie "12 Years A Slave" is being heralded as one of the best films of the year, is expected to be nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture, and leads the Golden Globe nominations with seven nods. Its star is Chiwetel Ejiofor, who is winning accolades left and right for his performance as Solomon Northup, a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 23, 2013

James Franco Reviews “12 Years A Slave” For VICE But Not Without A Complaint About The Blowjob In “Shame”

"[As the sex addict in Shame] he wasn’t such an addict in my opinion ... I mean, what did he do? Watch porn and screw a handful of people a week? I could point to quite a few folks who do that. And that scene where he’s at his lowest point and wants to fuck and…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 14, 2013

Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

"It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 30, 2013

Michael Fassbender Thinks Fame Is Making Him More Successful With Women

"You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl. She's all of a sudden more interested in me. I know that, like, three years ago, she would've walked away after two sentences left my mouth. ... I remember I was sitting at this table at this thing, and I was talking to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 15, 2013

Marion Cotillard And Michael Fassbender To Star In An Extremely Attractive Version Of “Macbeth”

Marion Cotillard as Lady Macbeth? I never knew I wanted it until it happened. The actress is replacing Natalie Portman, who was originally going to play the scheming Queen. There’s no word on why Portman’s no longer involved, but I don’t even care, because Marion Cotillard! She’s brilliant at scheming and crazy! It’s perfect. She’ll…

By: The Mary Sue / August 21, 2013

Natalie Portman To Play Lady MacBeth?

Natalie Portman has supposedly signed on to play Lady Macbeth opposite Michael Fassbender in a new "Macbeth" remake. If having once been in a film with Ashton Kutcher and playing a Shakespearean lead is not versatility, I don't know what is. [The Film Stage] Don't send Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby gifts! Not that…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 30, 2013

Is This Real Life? Michael Fassbender Is Massaging Ryan Gosling

It's photographed from a distance, and it's a bit grainy, and it's part of a scene for a movie, but when it comes down to it, all that matters is that this is a picture of Michael Fassbender giving Ryan Gosling a massage. Otherwise known as proof that God loves us and wants us to…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 19, 2012

Michael Fassbender And Charlize Theron’s W Magazine Cover Is Kinda Weird, No?

Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron are both undeniably gorgeous human beings and outstanding performers, so naturally I'm a fan regardless of how they play it. The "Prometheus" co-stars landed the August cover of W Magazine, and while there is basically no photograph in the world that could make these two look bad, I can't hel…

By: Rachel Krause / July 14, 2012

Imagined Drawings Of Michael Fassbender’s Penis (NSFW)

Before things get awkward here, I feel the need to make a disclaimer that talk of Michael Fassbender's penis (or him in general) does not come without an acknowledgement of the horrific domestic violence charges that were brought against him by an ex-girlfriend and later dropped. I take these charges seriously and they indeed color…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 14, 2012

Michael Fassbender Even Makes Ping Pong Sound Sexual

"Now that [the ping pong table] here, it's not going. This table has been the best contribution for fun I've had in a long time. This table has seen some action ... [laughs] That sounds wrong. ... Just the paddles. ... [laughs] Paddles. And balls." -- The ironic part of this GQ interview with Michael

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 15, 2012

Michael Fassbender Goes Head-To-Head With Natalia Vodianova In A High Fashion Stand Off

Our love of Michael Fassbender is well-documented but even we were surprised to see that he's such a damn good editorial model. The Irish actor boasts a feature in the May issue of Vogue, starring alongside serious supermodel Natalia Vodianova in a series of stunningly gorgeous Jazz Age-inspired photographs shot by the legendary Craig McDean, and take my…

By: Rachel Krause / April 24, 2012

Keira Knightley Wants To Be Spanked

Keira Knightly believes that English people are obsessed with spanking and she is no exception. Keira played Sabina Spielrein who has a relationship with her therapist Carl Jung in "A Dangerous Method" and in one scene she had to be spanked on her butt by her co-star Michael Fassbender, who portrayed Jung. Keira claims she was barely asked about the erotic…

By: Celeb Dirty Laundry / April 4, 2012

About Those Michael Fassbender/Domestic Assault Rumors

It's no secret that we're big fans around here of Michael Fassbender's smoking hot body and drool-worthy mug. But it has come to our attention from commenters, both on past posts about Fassbender and on a slideshow we did yesterday in honor of his 35th birthday, that all is not roses in Fassyland. According to…

By: The Frisky / April 3, 2012

Happy Birthday, Michael Fassbender: 35 Things To Love About Him

It's been a busy couple of years for Michael Fassbender (and his penis). I'm not one to harbor a hardcore celebrity crush, but ever since Fassy took on the role of Carl Jung (with whom I'm obsessed) in "A Dangerous Method," I was intrigued. And then I saw "Shame," and I was blown away by…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 2, 2012

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in "Shame." I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize Theron agrees. "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time," she joked at a recent Human Rights Campaign gala. "I…

By: The Frisky / March 21, 2012

Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

"I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I've worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time." -- Charlize Theron accepted a Human Rights Campaig…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 19, 2012

Michael Fassbender Snubbed For “Shame” Oscar Nomination Because America “Too Scared Of Sex”

"In America they're too scared of sex, that's why he wasn't nominated. If you look at the best actor list you're saying, 'Michael Fassbender is not on that list?' It's kind of crazy. But that's how it is, it's an American award, let them have it." -- "Shame" director Steve McQueen on why his star, Michael…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 21, 2012
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