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Michael Lohan Reaches New Lows Of Jerkery Releasing Recorded Phone Calls With Lindsay

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Michael Lohan is so freaking douchey that he makes me wish every day were Father’s Day so I can tell my own dad how amazing he is. After sounding off in the press about Lindsay‘s love life and saying that she has a serious prescription drug problem, Michael has stooped to a new low, releasing embarrassing phone conversations to Radar Online. Hear the first call here—it’s supposedly Lindsay crying to him, though his part of the conversation is conveniently missing and it doesn’t even sound like her. Listen to the second tape, allegedly of Dina talking to Michael about Lindsay. Even worse—Michael’s calling himself a saint for doing this, claiming that this is about publicly pressuring her to go to rehab. Ever since these tapes were released, Lindsay and her dad have been having a public war of words. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan’s Father Says She’s Addicted to Prescription Painkillers

“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way — in a bad way.”

— Michael Lohan discusses daughter Lindsay in an interview with RadarOnline.com. Not to make light of what may very well be a serious drug addiction, but I have a hard time imagining any father getting chills “in a good way” when his daughter “kisses and holds” him. Ew. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Tila Tequila Pregnant!

  • Tila Tequila twittered that she is pregnant! [PopEater] — Geez, Louise! I expect the hell mouth to open right…about…now.
  • Eliza Dushku is apparently dating Vanessa Williams’ ex, Rick Fox. [Just Jared] — Yeah, this doesn’t make any sense to me either, but who am I to judge.
  • Tori Spelling makes her own baby food for little Stella, and you can watch a video of her doing it on her MySpace page. [Perez Hilton] — I love you, Tori, but seriously, you need to get with the times. Social networking sites are like the year’s It Bag — you have to stay up to date.
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    Quickies!: Susan Boyle Is Funny Too

  • Susan Boyle was kidding when she told “Britain’s Got Talent” judges that she’d never been kissed. [DListed]
  • Michael Lohan had to give his two cents about Lindsay’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres. He says he only cheated on her mother Dina when they were separated and that God is working to help Lindsay. [Perez Hilton]
  • Plan B, the emergency contraceptive, is now available to 17-year-olds without parental consent. But are those teens old enough to make this kind of decision on their own? [Shine]
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    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo

  • In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
  • So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And then Lindsay was like, “STFU, Dad!” And Sam was all, “See dude, this is why your daughter doesn’t talk to you. It’s not my fault she likes me better.” Boo-ya. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died…In Bed!

  • According to Matthew McConaughey’s mom, his dad died having sex. Of course he did. What else would you expect from the guy who spawned Matthew, who likes to plant placenta in his garden? [Us Weekly]
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    Quickies!: We Missed You Shannen Doherty

  • Shannen Doherty’s promo for the 90210 spin-off should be on loop in your media player. “Miss me?” [E!]
  • Youth TV has taken the lead when it comes to diverse casting. [NY Times]
  • The fashion world has heralded the recent arrival of Patrick Robinson at Gap, but customers still aren’t buying. [NY Times]
  • Michael Lohan is in talks with Jessica Simpson’s management to get her a beverage contract with Formula 50. [Shine]
  • Here’s 10 tips for beauty on a budget, because it’s so expensive to be a woman. [Savvy Miss]
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    Star Couplings: Everything Is Peachy For Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner

  • Despite gossip columnist Ted Casablanca’s insinuation that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were close to splitting, the actor told Access Hollywood that his family life is “pretty great.” [Us Weekly]
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