“If I was Brandi, I wouldn’t be blabbing to the media. Instead, I’d get in my car, go to the nearest glory hole, kick the d**k out of LeAnn’s husband’s mouth and promise him a vintage Bob Mackie Cher doll to join forces. Don’t get mad, GET THAT MONEY!”

—Michael K. on how Brandi Glanville should handle the news that her husband, Eddie Cibrian, is still fooling around with LeAnn Rimes. [DListed]—This, my friends, is why you should be reading DListed for your celeb gossip, not that other guy.

Chelsy Davy dumped Prince Harry.  After five years together, she just couldn’t stand his lifestyle. WHAT?!  Apparently she is the only woman in the world who doesn’t have the princess fantasy.  While somebody should get her some Disney movies, STAT, we’ll speculate as to who would love to love Prince Harry next, after the jump…

 

 

Perez Hilton and Michael K work from opposite cities, on opposite sides of the country, and they cover opposite sides of the media machine. While these bloggers are certainly not cut from the same cloth, they are both out Latino loud mouths cracking us up about culture and celebs—who’s doing what, who’s doing who, and who is gayer than Gloria Gaynor. We follow these two bloggin’ boys like they’re as famous as the people they write about. So, let’s see how they stack up, side by side with a Perez vs. Michael K Face Off!

Michael K, our favorite gossip blogger/gay-at-large, has his own lexicon. On his site, Dlisted, he coins turns of phrase even more legendary and outrageous than the crazy cast of characters he covers on his beat.  Basically, the K is the Merriam-Webster of celeb smack talk! So in honor of his juicy jargon, we’ve assembled some fan art we call the DicKtionary—an alphabetical reference for reading the trash talkin’ hilarity that is Michael K.