“…without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus. … But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.”
– I swear, if this quote from Michael Douglas — who deserves props for being so honest about how he thinks he got throat cancer – results in more dudes refusing to lick puss, I will be really bummed. Oh, and Catherine Zeta-Jones? Congrats on being married to an avid cunnilingus aficionado. [Guardian UK] [Photo: Getty]
Oh yeah, these guys: Here’s Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, kitted out in the finest ’70s leisure suits and feathered hair. They’re in character for a new movie about the life of flamboyant pianist Liberace called “Behind the Candelabra.” Douglas is Liberace and Damon plays his younger lover. I mean, I’m totally gonna watch it, but don’t you think Alec Baldwin would have made a totally spot on Liberace?
“I just saw Matt…and I was teasing him. I was saying, ‘Bring a lot of ChapStick, babe.’”
—Michael Douglas pokes fun at Matt Damon, his co-star in an upcoming biopic about Liberace and his younger lover. For some reason, we thought we’d see Matt make out onscreen with Ben Affleck first, but we will take it. [E! Online]
After the jump, Matt’s thoughts on his big kiss scenes with Michael.
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Catherine Zeta-Jones has apologized after her Tony win for Best Actress in “A Little Night Music.” Jones isn’t sorry that screen actors swept the awards, but instead for the crassness of her acceptance speech. If you didn’t see it, the speech was a normal mix of surprise, modesty and frantic name listing, while trying to beat the walk-off music. As the orchestra began to swell, she blurted out to hubby Michael Douglas, “See that man over there? He’s a movie star, and I get to sleep with him every night.” Keep reading »