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“Miami Social” Represents Humanity At Its Most Tan & Vapid

So I finally got a chance to watch the first episode of Bravo’s new trashtastic reality series, “Miami Social.” Is it just me, but do they make a special breed of horrendously shallow human being down in Miami? No offense to Floridians in general, truly, as I love your beaches, Cuban food, and old people, but the folks on “Miami Social” make me want to gouge out my eyeballs. Not that I will stop watching of course. Anyway, above is a clip featuring the first episode’s “best” moments from cast member Ariel. After demanding a “fat girl” with “tarantula hair” be removed from his table, he marvels at how horrible it must be to be an ugly girl. You see, being an ugly guy isn’t so bad, but an ugly girl? Can you IMAGINE?! Ugh. The only thing Ariel can give us insight into is what life is like when you’re ugly on the inside, where it counts. Keep reading »

Miami Social, Will You Watch?

I have a confession to make. I’ve never been to South Beach. Gasp! I have been to Miami, if you count the airport. South Beach was on my list of places to visit until I watched a clip of Bravo’s “Miami Social,” which has turned me off from the tourist destination. Keep reading »

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