Whether you like them or not, Snooki, The Situation and company will long be missed. The “Jersey Shore” cast created a legacy durable enough that other reality TV wannabes are happy to carry on their traditions in their absence. “Mexico Shore,” which is exactly what it sounds like, is now in the works to fill the void that the Seaside Heights meatballs left in our reality-loving hearts. MTV Latin America will start airing the series in September. Keep reading »
When the cat’s away, the mouse will play. Unless you padlock the mouse’s pants shut so she can’t cheat on you. Or go to the bathroom.
Police in the Mexican state of Veracruz removed a padlock from a 25-year-old woman’s blue jeans after she came to them in “excruciating pain” from not being able to go to the bathroom. Why did she have a lock on her pants, you ask? Her 40-year-old boyfriend Jose Antonio padlocked her pants shut, so she wouldn’t be able to cheat. Romance! Keep reading »
Because no man in the history of the world has ever been able to control his rape-alicious sexual urges, a Mexican town has banned women from wearing slutty, slutty miniskirts.
And they’ve also banned crossdressing. Because, you know, gays. Keep reading »
In December, I wrote about stewardesses for Mexicana Airlines who funded a sexy calendar of themselves in order to raise money for the tanking airline. The sexy calenders sold for $12 a pop and enjoyed multiple printings. Now the flight attendants are appearing on the cover of Playboy Mexico in getups that leave little to the imagination about where they store those extra bags of airline peanuts. [Guanabee] Keep reading »