Prices really do vary for working girls. So how do you know if youâ€™re an Atlantic City streetwalker or one of the high-priced hookers for Spitzer? Thereâ€™s only one way to find out: the hustler meter. It works for both would-be gigolos and hoes. Plus itâ€™s a safe time killer for work, so long a…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.