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You Deserve A Pizza Patch

Pizza BFF Necklace
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You know all those late nights you spent sort of drunk and eating pizza with friends? Well, you deserve a medal for that. And if not a medal, then at least a patch, right? Thankfully the guys over at Demerit Patches realize that you deserve to be rewarded for all the little things you do in life, even if you aren’t a Scout. They’ve created a series of snappy-looking badges that acknowledge things like “All That Internet Porn You Looked At” and “The Time You Cooked And Ate An Entire Package Of Bacon.” Each badge is self-adhesive and will survive being washed. So go ahead, get yourself that badge that says “I’m Really Good At Beer Pong.” [$3.95 each, Demerit Wear]

You Go Girl: Female Merit Badges

Artist Mary Yeager has created a line of “Female Merit Badges” which resemble Girl Scout Merit Badges, but represent female rites of passage like childbirth, inserting a tampon, breast exams, and birth control pills. While you can’t order the individual patches to sew onto your awesome Army jacket (What? You don’t have one?), you can order a full color poster which features 28 of the patches. [MaryYeager.com] Keep reading »

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