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The Monday Menage: Metronomy

SimchaJuly 28, 2008 //

Monday is so grumpy and slumpy, we all could use a pick me up that doesn’t involve sinking our life savings in espresso shots. So every Monday we’re going to introduce you to a sexy threesome to brighten up your day — it’s The Monday Menage! First up is “Radio Ladio”, a video from Metronomy, featuring three (it’s the magic number!) colorful cardiganed cuties. Oh baby! These boys dance, they make romance, and they tickle the ivories — we’ve never wanted to be a keyboard more in our lives.

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The Daily Show Threesome

SimchaJuly 11, 2008 //

Jon Stewart is a sexy motherf*#%er. The suit, the smirk, the wit, he makes us Frisky gals weak in the knees. Sigh, but of course we’re not the only ones. Comedy Central Insider has been assembling the 25 Sexiest Daily Show Moments, which is quite a daunting task since Stewart is at the top of his game day after day. Sure, some of the selections include correspondents like the girl crushable Rachael Harris, but there’s still mucho Stewart manliness. And the countdown to #1 isn’t over yet! So we would like to respectfully submit our favorite menage a trois moment from the show: Conan O’Brien, Stephen Colbert, and Stewart, dancing and wrestling. The boys are all fired up and grabby, swoooon. [Fark]
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Tilda Swinton: Polyamorous Poster Girl

SimchaJune 4, 2008 //
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Actress Tilda Swinton, who looks like David Bowie circa The Man Who Fell To Earth, has openly admitted to being “an open lover” — also like the music icon in the ’70s. Swinton, who now holds one gold naked man called Oscar, bravely admitted to sleeping with two other dudes — a young German painter, Sandro Kopp, almost 20 years her junior, and a Scottish playwright (her baby daddy) about 20 years her senior, John Byrne. While this submitter can barely get one dude to buy her dinner, Tilda Swinton’s getting plenty o’ dessert. That being said, Tilda knows what’s good for the goose is also good for the gander. Keep reading »

The Orgy & The Onion

SimchaMay 5, 2008 //

Every guy dreams of having a threesome with two women. While we would argue one is too much for some men to satisfy, two seems ambitious for anyone. That said, a ménage à trois sounds irresistibly sexy, as most things do in French. Spelling the damn thing may be hard, but getting it together may pose an even more difficult multitasking brainteaser. But it’s no match for the consistently hilarious fake news free paper, The Onion. They’ve done it again in this audio clip in which they spoof news radio and reveal the fantasy to be not-so-fulfilling. Keep reading »