Posts tagged "men"

Thank God! NBC To Produce Comedy “Manhood,” All About Being A Man

It is incredible that no one has taken on this underrepresented group in a scripted television series. …

Megan Reynolds / September 29, 2015

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these…

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

My Reaction To “Men React To Their Girlfriends Being Catcalled”? BLAH BLAH BLAH

There is a strange, pervasive trend in the great content scheme that, for some reason, highlights the reactions of men to things that women experience and go through every single day. This is a formula that was pioneered by Buzzfeed’s Try Guys, a merry group of diverse men who gamely try things that women go…

Megan Reynolds / July 29, 2015

Key & Peele School A Room Of Men On The Harsh Realities Of Menstruation

“They ain’t cranky, they got blood comin’ out their vaginas, y’all.”…

Megan Reynolds / July 16, 2015

Tennessee Drunk Driving Campaign Also Wants You To Treat Women Like Shit

That’s not the way you handle drunk driving, just FYI.

Megan Reynolds / July 15, 2015

Get The Boner-Prone Man In Your Life Bloxers, Never Be Embarrassed Again

Is there a man in your life that spends most of his adult days plagued by fear that he’ll suddenly pop an unwanted, irrepressible boner? Someone who has trouble just going out to get a cup of coffee because the slightest of breezes will awaken the evil boner gods within, causing it to rear its mushroom cap head, screaming, “I’m…

Megan Reynolds / July 15, 2015

Hey, Middle-Aged Bros, That Skateboard Makes You Look Like A Douche

Skateboards are cool and hot when you’re a teenage scumbag with piercing eyes, slightly unwashed hair, strong arms and a tendency towards silence as a form of communication. Skateboards convey danger, mystery, and a recklessness that is sexy when you’re a college frehman. According to the professional trolls at the New York Post, the skateboard…

Megan Reynolds / July 1, 2015

Look At This Asshole: Man Spits on Valet Outside The Stinking Rose, Then Hits Him With His Car

The Beverly Hills police are searching for a rich jerk who spit on a valet driver, then hit him with his car and drove away, after being unable to pay the man for his services. This incident happened outside of the garlic-intensive chain restaurant,  The Stinking Rose, which is known for aggressively mediocre food and…

Megan Reynolds / June 9, 2015

Beauty IRL: I Want A Signature Scent, Dammit

Am I less of a woman if I don’t have a signature scent?

Megan Reynolds / April 15, 2015

Check Out The Video For Meghan Trainor’s Narcissist Anthem, “Dear Future Husband!” (Or Don’t)

Maybe Meghan Trainor can come over in her PVC maid outfit and scrub the puke off my floors?

Rebecca Vipond Brink / March 16, 2015

This 108-Year-Old Woman Says The Key To Health Is Avoiding Men

Jessie Gallan, the oldest woman in Scotland, celebrated her 108th birthday on January 2. Gallan was born on a farm, in a tiny two-room cottage, and then went on to work at a hotel that was visited by the Queen and the Queen Mother during her time on staff there. Her tip to lead such…

Claire Hannum / January 21, 2015

Do Men Think Your Hobby Is Sexxxxxy?

Today in news that’s exactly zero percent shocking, the Journal for Creative Behavior released a study that tells you nothing you didn’t already know about what men and women find sexy. The study, done by a University of Pennsylvania professor, interviewed 815 male and female undergraduates and asked them to rank various creative pursuits o…

Beejoli Shah / January 16, 2015

The Link Between Alpha Males And Hot Sauce Usage, According To Science

Curious about his testosterone level? (I mean, it’s the hormone associated with a high sex drive so why wouldn’t you be?) Here’s an easy way to find out tonight, thanks to our good ol’ pal, Science.
See if he loves Sriracha—and just how much uses. Read more on Your Tango… / December 29, 2014

SHOCKER: Eric Bolling Said Something Stupid About Women

I avoid Fox News entirely for exactly this reason. Every time I watch a clip from Fox News — excepting Bill O’Reilly’s sympathetic monologue about the injustice of Eric Garner’s murder — I just end up with high blood pressure. I don’t like to hate-watch! And yet, I keep hate-watching.
Anyway, in this week’…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 15, 2014

7 Things Feminists Should Understand About Today’s Men

The feminist movement began as a struggle for basic rights: women’s suffrage, reproductive rights, access to work and education, and equal rights within those institutions. Through the hard work and dedication of our foremothers, many of those feats have been won. As a result, our culture has become dominated by a narrative that is not…

Tiffanie Drayton / November 18, 2014
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