• Mel Gibson‘s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, gave birth to his eighth child, a daughter, on Friday. [Dlisted]—Now he can get back to “The Beaver.”
• Colin Farrell welcomed a baby boy with girlfriend Alicja Bachleda. His name is Henry Teusz. [Starpulse]
• Adam Lambert broke up with his boyfriend, Drake LaBry. [PopEater]—I wonder if it had anything to do with his album cover.

Jonand Kate Gosselinbrought this on. They won’t go away, and they’ve dragged their bad parenting blame game so far into the bright center of the media spotlight that it doesn’t even matter I never watched the show. I know who they are and occasionally find myself taking sides, which I shouldn’t. They both seem crazy. Poor kids are so “Truman Show”‘d, there’s probably no hope. But, they did get me thinking about all my old fantasies about having famous parents. The old “I’m really adopted, but one day my real parents will find me, and then everything’s gonna change around here ... ” fantasy. You know what I’m talking about…

• Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin have called off their engagement. [Dlisted]—I wonder if the breakup had something to do with their height difference.
• Now, Kate Gosselin’s former fiance is dishing on her past. Factory worker Adam Miller says Kate cheated on him with some guy in a Corvette. [Perez Hilton]
• A rep for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie says the couple is going strong in response to the National Enquirer‘s insistence they had split up. [E! Online]—If they did break up, I think they’d work out some agreement to keep their family together, and we’d never know if they were together or not.

Holy hotness—Johnny Depp is on the cover of Vanity Fair that’s coming out tomorrow. And this dude really can’t get enough of the Caribbean. After filming three movies there, in 2004, he decided to buy his own private island in the Bahamas. Depp and his family bask in the sun on Little Hall’s Pond Cay Island, which has six beaches. Three are named after members of Johnny’s family, another is called “Brando,” and yet another is “Gonzo” after his idol and friend, Hunter S. Thompson. Johnny likes to keep things in the family. His 156-foot yacht is dubbed Vajoliroja—a word made-up of syllables of his family’s names.

Interestingly, many celebs own private islands. I guess they need somewhere paparazzi-free to escape from all the parties, premieres, and their own fabulousness? Here are a few celebs that sunbathe in solitude.

After 28 years of marriage and seven kids, Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn filed for divorce Monday in California. With no pre-nup in sight, Mel may have to pony up half his fortune to his soon-to-be ex—more than FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. [People] — Um, how do you say “$h*@!” in Yucatec?

After a bad breakup, it’s hard to watch your friends stay in contact with your ex. But when your dad won’t let your ex go, well, that’s just a recipe for disaster….or, in this case, at least some food poisoning!  Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie, is reportedly not only buying a Mexican restaurant with K-Fed, he may be using Brit’s money to do it. Ugh, if this is true, her pop is grosser than expired sour cream! The restaurant in question, LA’s Casa Cordobes, is K-Fed’s fave Mexican place.  The owners want to retire, so failed restaurateur/caterer/business manager Jamie Spears would be happy to take more from the Bank of Britney to keep failed husband/rapper/dancer K-Fed fat and happy. While the two men are supposedly going to try to save the restaurant together, something tells us the next person who’s going to get served is Jamie—with papers from an attorney. [Hot Momma Gossip]