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Quick Pic: What Is The Point Of That Cardigan?

Hot Hollywood couple Megan Fox and Shia LaBoeuf dined in downtown New York City last night. The sexy dress plus this grandpa cardi has her looking like a slutty Mr. Rogers. We know Shia likes older women — like his mom, but young women dressed as old men? Now that’s kinky. [NYC, 6/25/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: How To Make A Grecian Gown Look Trashy

The Grecian gown is a Hollywood starlet staple because it just oozes sex appeal and sophistication. But not when Megan Fox pairs it with stripper platform shoes and a cheap-looking belt. She would have looked stunning if she had nixed the belt and put on strappy metallic heels. [Westwood, CA, 6/22/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sam Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan Via Text

  • Sam Ronson dumped Lindsay Lohan via text after a fight about Nicole Richie because Nicole reportedly told Sam not to bring Lindz to her party. [Dlisted] — Maybe Nicole should read this article.
  • Jada Pinkett Smith tried to dispel rumors that she and Will are swingers, saying they’re freaky, but not that freaky. [Perez Hilton] — You know, when someone tries really hard to convince people that they have good sex with a particular person, I tend to think they’re not getting any at all from that person. I wonder when Jada is going to dispel the gay rumors about her and Will.
  • A reality show about Chaz Bono’s sex change is a no-go. [E! Online]

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Quickies!: Designer Alber Elbaz Is Bringing Back The Power Suit

  • Designer Alber Elbaz was so inspired by Glenn Close’s “Damages” character, he’s basing a new line of power suits on her. [NY Mag] — I hope Hillary is reading this!
  • Adam Lambert is borrowing Lady Gaga’s producer, RedOne, to help him with his new album. [Perez] — We just hope Lambert doesn’t borrow Gaga’s style, as well.
  • Congrats to Megan Fox, who has learned that sex sells. [The Sun] — Yes, Megan, baring your legs from hip to toe while flaunting perky breasts will get you noticed. Congrats on figuring that one out!

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An Open Letter To Megan Fox (& Her Weirdo Thumbs)

I am writing to express my condolences about your recent media onslaught. I know the world went apes**t when they discovered your dirty little secret…your toe thumbs. It must be disconcerting having your weirdo thumbs be the number one highest-ranking item on Google Trends over the weekend. Geez, peeps must have been really bored. If pictures of my alien fingers were all over the internet (my hands are really weird, too, but I digress), I might feel ashamed. Perhaps your plush lifestyle makes up for it? I still have a roommate and no cable. So thank you for reminding me that no one is perfect.

Best Wishes,
Ami

P.S. Is there such a thing as thumb surgery? You could probably afford it. Just a thought…it would give a whole new meaning to the term “hand job.” HA! Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Megan Fox Auditions For A Job

Just kidding, that’s her blowing kisses to the paps at the “Transformers 2” press junket in Paris. But clearly, she still sucks. [Paris, 6/12/09] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Cher’s Daughter Chastity Bono Is Becoming Her Son

  • Chastity Bono, child of Sonny Bono and Cher, is in the beginning stages of altering his gender from female to male. [TMZ] — We wonder if it was his mother’s exposed backside in that iconic costume that made him reconsider his gender.
  • An Isreali woman threw away what she thought was a crappy mattress. Little did she know, her mother had stored a million bucks inside of it.
    [Times Online] — Oops!
  • Carrie Prejean may have lost her crown, but when one door closes, sometimes two new trashy ones open! For Carrie, one was an offer from Playboy, and the second was one from “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.” [Anything Hollywood] — Surprisingly, Carrie kept it classy and declined both offers.

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Celebrity Casting Couch: Who Will Play Jeff Buckley? And Who Will Be Lara Croft?

It would be more fun if celebrities had to fight to the death for roles. Or maybe casting directors could make them compete in elaborate ropes courses? This week, some very talented celebrities are up for the same roles. James Franco and Robert Pattinson are neck-and-neck for the honor of playing musician Jeff Buckley in a biopic. Meanwhile, producer Dan Lin has announced his plan for another installment of “Tomb Raider.” But could Angelina be out in favor of Megan Fox? After the jump, how we think it will shake out. Keep reading »

“Transformers” Stars Megan Fox And Shia LaBeouf Say The Darnedest Things

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf seem to like each other an awful lot. “He probably is my favorite person in the entire world,” Megan told People. And Shia replied, “We’re attracted to each other, and I think you can see that in our scenes together. It’s very real and tangible.” Holy smokes! Add in the fact that Megan’s car was apparently spotted at Shia’s house early in the morning last week, and lots of people are saying these two are a couple. [People] We wonder what Megan’s boyfriend, 90210er Brian Austin Green thinks about this “very real” chemistry?

Yeah, we aren’t buying it. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” opens on June 24th and this has publicity stunt written all over it. With all the ridiculous things that come out of Shia and Megan’s mouths, we’re beginning to think that oversharing in general is the “Transformers” marketing strategy. After the jump, the most looney tunes quotes from both these stars.
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Star Couplings: Megan Fox Wants A Girlfriend

  • Megan Fox said she’s comfortable with her bisexuality and could see herself in a relationship with a woman. “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” she said. [TMZ]
  • Kate Gosselin admits that she and Jon have been struggling in their marriage for months. “I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing,” she told People. [People]
  • Harrison Ford has confirmed that he did propose to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. [OK! Magazine]
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