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Man Who’s Banged More Than 1,000 Cars Is Ready To Settle Down

Man Who's Banged More Than 1,000 Cars Is Ready To Settle Down
He's Ready To Commit To One Car

After losing his virginity 45 years ago, Edward Smith of Yelm, Washington, knew that the way he felt about headlights and bumpers was the way most men felt about “boobs and buns.” Although he never forgot his first — a neighbor’s Volkswagon Beetle — the self-proclaimed mechaphile went on to sleep with thousands more automobiles and one woman (who we can only assume is his long-term neighbor Sarah, who is very happy that he’s found “something that makes him happy”). Keep reading »

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