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McDonald’s CEO Stomped On The Biggest Myth About Having A Higher Minimum Wage

According to McDonald’s CEO, raising wages for fast food workers isn’t going to lead to the robot apocalypse. More »


Chrissy Teigen Celebrates At Her (2nd) Baby Shower With Family And The Kardashians

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are expecting their first child, a baby girl. And in true celebrity style, the pair had not just one baby shower, but now two baby showers. The first was a couple weeks ago in NYC, the second was this Saturday in Los Angeles. How fabulous!

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Taiwanese McDonald’s Is Boycotted After Ad of Son Coming Out to His Dad Is Released

A new McDonald’s commercial in Taiwan called “Acceptance” has rocked some homophobic customers who can’t handle the sweet message of a young man coming out as gay to his father inside of a McDonald’s McCafe.

The young man writes on a McCafe cup “I like boys” after which his father slams his fist… More »


McDonald’s Will Serve Books With Happy Meals Instead Of Toys

From now until February 15, if you’re ordering a Happy Meal from McDonald’s, you’re going to get a little homework with it. The promotion which started this past Tuesday is probably meant to please parents more than the kids. After all, they’re often the ones who are paying for the food.

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The Real Problem With McDonald’s Mozz-less Mozz Sticks Is That They Triggered My Trypophobia

People are going a little bit crazy about the fact that McDonald’s mozzarella sticks have no mozzarella in them. And rightly so! I mean, if they’re going to call them “mozzarella sticks,” you’d think that cheese would be involved.

 

Where’s the cheese?😳 @McDonalds maybe stick to burgers & fries. New… More »


Snack Dreams Do Come True: LEGO Invented A Chicken McNugget Dispenser

To file under Things I Didn’t Know I Needed, LEGO Mindstorms has released a machine that DISPENSES BOXES OF CHICKEN NUGGETS! More »


7 Weed-Friendly Things McDonald’s Already Has Going For Itself

We don’t need no stinkin’ pods. More »


James Franco Hopes To Save McDonald’s, Even If It Means Workers Get Paid Less

James Franco wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post today. With all the things going on the world right now, the manic pixie dream bro chose to focus on the topic of McDonald’s not doing so well these days.

The op-ed was titled “McDonald’s was there for me when no one else was.” More »


May I Have Your Attention, Please: The Hamburger Is A Now DILF

Robble robble, indeed. More »


McDonald’s CEO Promises Customers Better Service From Underpaid Employees

Steve Easterbrook wants to make McDonald’s a more “modern, progressive” burger company, without actually changing their labor practices. More »


Fight For $15 Protests Are Taking Place In 230 Cities Nationwide Today

Fight for $15 protests are expanding today, with demonstrations taking place in 230 cities across the United States in support of raising the minimum wage. More »


McDonald’s Franchisees Cry Over Minuscule Wage Hike That Doesn’t Even Apply To Them

“McDonalds has stabbed us in the gut,” says franchise owner. More »


McDonald’s Creates Big Mac Lifestyle Collection, Is Gross

I’m not sure what McDonald’s is trying to pull with this stunt here, but to me it is dumb as hell. It screams of try-hard hipster appeasement and it’s just kind of gross? I love hamburgers and I love food being depicted on clothes in many cases, but McDonald’s is totally on my shit list… More »


10 Great Moments In Schadenfreude In 2014

Schadenfreude is a German word for the sense of joy one feels at someone else’s pain. Though it’s been a hell of a rough year, newswise, some pretty awful things have happened to awful people, and sometimes — let’s face it — it’s pretty nice to see. Better than the opposite at least. So here… More »


In Hong Kong, You Can Realize Your Dream Of Getting Married At McDonald’s

Getting married at McDonald’s would have been my wildest dream around age five. Apparently some couples in Hong Kong never let go of that dream and are actually getting married with Ronald McDonald as a witness.

The wedding program at Hong Kong McDonald’s locations has become so popular that the website has a… More »


When McDonald’s French Fries Are Used As Weapons

Yes, McDonald’s French fries are very dangerous in the sense that you could inhale a super-sized order in the blink of an eye. But also, they can be physically dangerous, as demonstrated by a woman in Bordeaux who was seriously injured by one of the delicious potato wedges. Let this be a cautionary tale.
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This Drunken Ronald McDonald Clip Was Too Much For Adult Swim

Adult Swim, the deranged nocturnal twin of Cartoon Network, is a pleasant, hilarious reprieve from the mostly squeaky-clean nature of cable TV. The Wikipedia page cites “minimal or no editing for content,” which sounds about right: there are precious few things that are deemed too risqué or outlandish for the nightly programming. One of these… More »


Sure, Go Ahead And Bring Your Horse Into McDonald’s

A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless the horse is a horse that just really wanted a Big Mac from  McDonald’s. An unnamed woman in Manchester, UK, tried to take her horse through the drive-thru of her local McDonald’s, but staff there refused to serve her. So, instead, the woman decided to… More »


Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say

She was lovin’ it a little too much. Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald’s dollar-menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald.

An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was… More »


So That’s What Happens When You Offer Blow Jobs In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

What happens when you offer oral sex in exchange for an order of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets? I’m sure you’ve asked yourself this very question a number of times as you passed the golden arches, dreaming of eating an order of heavily processed chicken product, but not quite being able to scrape up the $3.41 for… More »


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