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BuzzFeed Tries To Ignite Controversy Over Photo Of Jessica Simpson’s Infant Daughter In A Bikini

Jessica WakemanSeptember 13, 2012 //
Jessica On "Katie"
Jessica Simpson shilled for Weight Watchers on "Katie." Read More »
Jess Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Jess' Extra Pounds
Jessica says her baby weight makes her more relatable. Read More »
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
maxwell baby jessica simpson bikini

Look, I probably wouldn’t put my hypothetical infant daughter in a bikini. But I don’t think we need to slut-shame … er, baby-shame? — Jessica Simpson for dressing her infant daughter Maxwell in a yellow crochet bikini. Simpson shared the pic when she appeared on “Katie” on Monday and BuzzFeed posted a screengrab of the pic with a post simply entitled “Why is Jessica Simpson’s baby in a bikini?” I don’t know … because it was just summer? Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Shills For Weight Watchers On First Episode Of “Katie”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 10, 2012 //
Jess' Extra Pounds
Jessica says her baby weight makes her more relatable. Read More »
Weight Watchers Deal
Jessica Simpson photo
Jessica Simpson''s figured out a way to make money off this baby. Read More »
Dear Jessica
An open letter to Jessica Simpson about her weight talk. Read More »
Jessica Simpson Shills For Weight Watchers On "Katie"

“I’ve just had a lot of pressure on me to lose my baby weight,” said Jessica Simpson, the very first guest on Katie Couric’s new daytime talk show “Katie.”

The episode about Jessica’s post-baby weight loss was actually more tasteful than I expected — she didn’t do a huge “body reveal moment” or pull out an old pair of huge-ass pants. But at the same time, Jessica shilled, shilled, shilled and it kinda felt like an hour-long commercial for Weight Watchers. Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell On The Cover Of “People”

Jessica WakemanMay 30, 2012 //
Jess Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Selling The Baby Photos
Jessica Simpson photo
People magazine paid how much?! Read More »
How Much?
Jessica Simpson photo
How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
MORNING QUICKIES
Jessica Simpson baby People magazine cover
  • Jessica Simpson got that People magazine cover she wanted: the singer debuts her newborn baby daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson in the latest issue. ZOMG, those baby cheeks! Allegedly Jess and her fiancé Eric Johnson earned a cool $800,000 by selling their baby pics. Tough life. [People] 
  • Singer Bob Dylan and author Toni Morrison received the Presidential Medal of Freedeom yesterday in a White House ceremony. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Dina Lohan has been tapped for “Hollywood Exes,” a VH1 reality show about famous ex-wives that will also star ladies who were married to Will Smith, R. Kelly, Prince, and Eddie Murphy. Oh please. Are you trying to tell me that Michael Lohan is on par with Prince?! [TMZ]
  • Michael Fassbender collects “Star Wars” memorabilia and still has the Ewok village and the Millenium Falcon. Um, nerd.  [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Selling Baby Photos For $800K

Jessica WakemanMay 14, 2012 //
Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
How Much?
Jessica Simpson photo
How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
Jessica Simpson photo
  • Jessica Simpson is reportedly selling the first baby photos of her newborn daughter Maxwell for $800,000 to People magazine. Of course she is. Take a page from Beyoncé, Jess: the classy thing to do is quietly post your baby pics on your own blog and not turn a profit. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • A former masseuse at New York City’s upscale Peninsula Hotel claims John Travolta was “blacklisted”  by male masseurs for alleged inappropriate behavior. Hotel officials refused to comment. Last week, three different men claimed that Travolta came onto them sexually. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Read the adorable letter Beyoncé penned to her mama Tina Knowles for Mother’s Day. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law William Balfour has been found guilty of murdering her sister, mother and seven-year-old nephew in 2008. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: How Much Is Jessica Simpson’s New Baby Worth?

Jessica WakemanMay 2, 2012 //
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Jessica's Pregnant!
She's going to be "a mummy"! Read More »
Morning Quickies
Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace poster
Look at Amanda Seyfried done up as a porn star! Read More »
Jessica Simpson photo
  • Jessica Simpson’s newborn daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson could be worth $14 million in branding, if Jess decides to add new mom-and-baby products to her line, says an expert. And you know Jess is going to seize that opportunity. [Fox News] 
  • Rihanna tweeted raunchy pics of herself with exotic dancers at a strip club. Of course she did. [PopCrush]
  • Rapper Wiz Khalifa has been busted with pot for the second time in 10 days. Dude, are you trying to go to jail? [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Fifteen baby animals celebrating Mother’s Day with their mommies. I repeat, baby animals! [The FW]
  • Orange “tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil plead not guilty to child endangerment for allegedly bringing her five-year-old to the tanning salon. [People] 
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Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth!

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 1, 2012 //

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, who welcomed baby girl Maxwell Drew into the world today! Congratulations are also (begrudgingly) due to Julie Gerstein, who bet me $10 that the baby would be under 10 pounds. I was so sure, given how, um, big Jessica was during her epically long pregnancy, that her baby would be at least 10 lbs, but Maxwell weighed in at 9 pounds 13 ounces. So close! Damn you, Julie Gerstein! Anyway, seriously, congrats to Jessica and Eric on lil’ Maxwell. I bet she’s a cutie. [Us Weekly]