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Pad Garder, The Man Who Wants To Become A Kotex Maxi Pad, Now Has A Video Diary

"The Pad Diaries"
Pad Garder, The Man Who Wants To Become A Kotex Maxi Pad, Now Has A Video Diary
"It was like electricity shot through me..."
Meet Pad Gardner
He wants to become a Kotex maxi pad. Read More »

I’ve had a blood clot soft spot for Pad Garder, aka TheFemininePad, aka the Yoni Tantra-practicing Otherkin who dreams of becoming “a pink disposable feminine pad, to be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman’s period,” ever since I learned of his existence. Very good news! Pad has launched a new vlog series called “The Pad Diaries” (a periodic or an episodic?) which promises to detail his “musings” on life, love and sanitary napkins. In this first episode, “Beginnings,” Pad digs deep and recounts how he first discovered a feminine pad at age 10 in sex ed class. Keep reading »

12 Things You Should Know About Pad Gardner, The Man Who Wants To Become A Kotex Maxi Pad

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Hello there. I’ve spent a good portion of my morning trying to learn all there is to know about Pad Gardner, the guy who is trying to become a pink, disposable maxi pad. To quote Pad’s Tumblr “About Me” section:

“I am a guy that is becoming a pink disposable feminine pad, and later on I will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman’s period … I have wanted to become a pad since I was 10 years old.”

In my stalking of Pad, I’ve grown quite fond of him. Not fond enough to let him be my pink, Kotex overnight maxi pad, but still, pretty damn fond. After the jump, I’d like to share everything I’ve learned about Pad and I hope you will grow to adore him the way I have. Keep reading »

Maxi Mouse Pad Makes No Bloody Sense

A maxi mouse pad. Why? Described as a “great gift for you and it will spice up your computer,” this mouse pad is shaped like a “sanitary towel” and I suppose would best be accompanied by a bright red mouse. Not to get practical over something so ridiculous, but it seems to me this mouse pad lacks surface area. Like, there’s not enough space for your mouse to move around. Fail. [$10.99, Source Square via Outblush] Keep reading »

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