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12 Things You Should Know About Pad Gardner, The Man Who Wants To Become A Kotex Maxi Pad

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Hello there. I’ve spent a good portion of my morning trying to learn all there is to know about Pad Gardner, the guy who is trying to become a pink, disposable maxi pad. To quote Pad’s Tumblr “About Me” section:

“I am a guy that is becoming a pink disposable feminine pad, and later on I will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman’s period … I have wanted to become a pad since I was 10 years old.”

In my stalking of Pad, I’ve grown quite fond of him. Not fond enough to let him be my pink, Kotex overnight maxi pad, but still, pretty damn fond. After the jump, I’d like to share everything I’ve learned about Pad and I hope you will grow to adore him the way I have. Keep reading »

Maxi Mouse Pad Makes No Bloody Sense

A maxi mouse pad. Why? Described as a “great gift for you and it will spice up your computer,” this mouse pad is shaped like a “sanitary towel” and I suppose would best be accompanied by a bright red mouse. Not to get practical over something so ridiculous, but it seems to me this mouse pad lacks surface area. Like, there’s not enough space for your mouse to move around. Fail. [$10.99, Source Square via Outblush] Keep reading »