A few years ago, I was walking down the street when I came across this discarded mattress with a message that has since become my mantra for living. It said: “Don’t Let Idiots Ruin Your Day.” THANK YOU, wise mattress. Your words have helped me bounce back from many a messy, morning commute (amongst other things). Street mattresses are the best form of self-help because sometimes, all the answers you seek can be found
in on bed. Click onward for some mattress wisdom that will help get you through any dark day.
A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed described sex on their memory-foam mattresses as “stuck in quicksand,” “uncomfortable,” “difficult” or even “horrible.”
Well, that sounds terribly unsexy, unless you’re into S&M. But you just can’t trust this study because the market for memory-foam beds has jumped 20 percent in the last eight years, so these traditional mattress companies — like the one who sponsored this research — don’t really have your best, sexual interests at heart.
But we do! May The Frisky bureau of consumer affairs present a fair and honest review of all the mattresses we’ve hit it on. [9News]