Posts tagged "mattresses"

9 Pieces Of Mattress Wisdom To Live By

A few years ago, I was walking down the street when I came across this discarded mattress with a message that has since become my mantra for living. It said: “Don’t Let Idiots Ruin Your Day.” THANK YOU, wise mattress. Your words have helped me bounce back from many a messy, morning commute (amongst other…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 19, 2013

A Fair And Honest Review Of All The Mattresses We’ve Had Sex On

A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed described sex on their memory-foam mattresses as “stuck in quicksand,” “uncomfortable,” “difficult” or even “horrible.”

Well, that sounds terribly unsexy, unless you’re into…

By: The Frisky / May 8, 2013