Google “Matthew Couloute.” You might find the results humorous, unless, of course, you are Matthew Couloute.
Couloute, a high-power Connecticut attorney, is fighting the spirits of search engine optimization after discovering that the number one Google entry for his name is an ex-girlfriend’s warning for other potential suitors.
“It’s unfortunate,” Couloute told…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.