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The Daily Squeeze: A Defective Sex Doll, A Matthew McConaughey Movie, And A Free Brothel

  • A sex shop in Transylvania was fined $1,200 after a man complained that the sex doll he bought there deflated too quickly. They also had to provide him with a new doll. [Courier Mail (Australia)]
  • Do exes haunt you? Because they haunt Matthew McConaughey. In next year’s movie The Ghost of Girlfriends Past, McConaughey will be visited by ex-girlfriends, one played by Jennifer Garner, and hopefully learn something, kind of like Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, except for the fact that Scrooge didn’t sleep with the Ghost of Christmas Past. [Reuters]
  • Here’s a novel idea: Give men free sex in exchange for filming it—the only stipulation is that he can’t try to hide his face. A brothel in Prague doesn’t charge its clients but videotapes them with the 58 high-resolution cameras scattered throughout the establishment. The video is then available on subscription website (for those into semi-reality porn), and the guy gets a DVD to remember it all. [Sunday Herald (Scotland)]
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    Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Spreads His Naked Bongo Playing Seed

  • Dude, guess who is about to become the coolest dad alive? Matthew McConaughey! The actor announced on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin’ in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Mmm, the way he put that is making me kind of hot and bothered. Anyway, obviously the kid has totally scored — think of all the free surfing, shirtless yoga, and bongo playing instruction! [TMZ]
  • Speaking of babies, cute couple Summer Phoenix and Casey Affleck are the parents of a new baby boy. The lil’ tyke joins brother Indiana, 3. Ten bucks says this kid isn’t going to be named something common, like Stanley. [Us Weekly]
  • Wackiest romance of the day: Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Rumors are flying that the twosome started dating after she interviewed the controversial socialist leader for GQ and he flirtatiously asked her to feel his muscles. Well, whatever gets you off I guess… [A Socialite's Life]
  • I would like to apologize for continuing to write about this train wreck, but it’s my duty. Last night Brit and Adnan were busted buying a home pregnancy test AND she was wearing what looked to be an engagement ring. Please, someone, anyone, find something funny to say about this. [DListed]
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    Not All Guys Are Sleazy, But A Few Really Are

    During a recent email exchange between a group of friends helping to compile some typical “guyisms” for The Frisky, the conversation evolved from what we were looking for in the first place — “Just the tip, I promise!” and “It’s not you, it’s me.” — to a back and forth exchange of truly hilarious and sometimes super heinous male maneuvers. A few even reminded us of Wooderson, the character Matthew McConaughey played in Dazed and Confused. Here’s a sampling of some of our favorites — share yours in the comments! Keep reading »

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