Posts tagged "matt grant"

Quotable: Why Former “Bachelor” Matt Grant Isn’t Into “The Bachelorette”

“Why go on a show where you’ve got only a limited chance of winning and you’ve got a 90-odd percent chance of being rejected publicly by a woman? Unless they were paying me like 100k to do so, I would never do it.”—Former “Bachelor” Matt Grant on why he would never, ever do “The Bachelorette.”…

Poll: The Bachelor Wants His Ring Back — Should Shayne Lamas Return It?

Looks like Lorenzo isn’t the only renegade in the Lamas family. His daughter, Shayne, has run off with a 2.65 carat engagement rock. Shayne made a name for herself as a contestant on The Bachelor: London Calling. The wannabe actress won the heart of the bachelor from Britain, who infamously proposed to her by asking,…

Simcha / August 6, 2008

Star Couplings: Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions For Porn Director

Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for a porn director’s new movie. Um, where was mommy Dina? Auditioning too? [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2008

Star Couplings: Lance Armstrong Needs To Find A New Ride

Hot-and-heavy Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson have called it quits. Look out Kate Bosworth! [Perez Hilton]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2008

Star Couplings: Feds Seize Anne Hathway’s Diaries

The FBI seized Anne Hathaway’s diaries in their investigation of her ex-boyfriend, Rafaello Folieri. This is why I spew all my private biz on the internet — so the fuzz don’t have to bug me for info! [DListed]
Were the Jolie-Pitt Wonder Twins conceived via in-vitro? [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 25, 2008

Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 13, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bach Proposes To His Monkey

No, seriously, that’s what Matt, The Bachelor, calls Shayne. Do I suck for thinking that’s kind of cute? Anyway, for once in the entire history of The Bach, I was actually surprised by the finale. Chelsea is the kind of girl who ALWAYS wins this show — the sweet, best friend-type with whom…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2008

Romance On TV: Shayne Teaches The Bachelor How To Movie Kiss

Last night The Bach took the remaining three women to Barbados for individual dates and time in the “Fantasy Suite”. Chances are, they all probably has sex with him, but in the end, Blahmanda wasn’t good enough and was sent packing. KNEW IT! Shayne and Chelsea remain. I suspect that the Bach really…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 29, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bach Meets Shayne’s Heavily Made-Up Mom

Bachelor Matt met the fams last night, and while most of the parents were totally boring, Shayne’s parents were priceless. Of course, her father is Lorenzo Lamas (I wonder how Shayne would rate on Lamas’ show Are You Hot?), but his meet and greet with The Bach wasn’t as awesome as I expected.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 22, 2008

Romance On TV: Nice Knowing You Marshanna!

Last night, The Bach said sayonara to Marshanna, opting out of meeting the bachelorette’s Brooklyn-based family in favor of Noelle (the red-head), Shayne (Lorenzo Lamas’ bleached blond daughter), Chelsea (“the best friend”-type), and some brown haired girl we swear we’ve never noticed before. Robin, the girl everyone hated, also got dissed last night,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 15, 2008

Romance On TV: A Bachelorette Gets The Meeps

What a great episode of The Bach last night. So many of my favorite props! A spray tan machine, a bubble bath in a jacuzzi, bizarre hiccup-like noises…really, what more could you ask for? I’m just going to go through the highlights, because I realized the reason why we watch this show i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 1, 2008

Romance On TV: The Bachelor Is Back And He’s British!

This is how devoted I am to The Frisky — I am actually going to watch the bajillionth season of The Bachelor and recap each week’s totally painful episode. Just kidding! Seriously, I’m psyched, I love “The Bach” — what an effing trainwreck. This season, the big man is a British moneybags named…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2008