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Quickies: Meet Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog And Enema Man & Matt Damon Going Into Politics?

  • You can’t make this stuff up: Alan Simpson, the former senator of Wyoming (i.e. an old white dude), was on Fox News and called rappers Eminem and Snoop Doggy Dogg by their it-is-hereby-decreed-new-names, Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. DYING. [Dlisted]
  • Father Of The Year Michael Lohan plans to divebomb his daughter Lindsay at court tomorrow with a host of “Celebrity Rehab” cameras in tow. [TMZ]
  • You knew this was coming: Bobbi Kristina Brown allegedly has a sex tape. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter is going balls to the wall with bad decisions lately, isn’t she? [Media Takeout]

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Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Working On A Wife-Swapping Movie

My, how far Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have come together in the past 13 years. They’ve gone from being 20-something bachelors doodling math equations on mirrors to both being stand-up citizens with wives and multiple children. So I kind of love that their next movie together is about … two friends who swap wives. “The Trade”—which Ben is writing with his younger brother Casey, and in which he will presumably star alongside Matt—tells the real-life story of two Yankees pitchers in the 1970s, Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson, who decided to trade wives. Mrs. Peterson moved in with Kekich while Mrs. Kekich went to sharing a bed with Peterson. When word got out about the situation, a scandal erupted. Keep reading »

Matt Damon Is “The Talented Mr. Ripley” Again

Is it just me, or does Matt Damon look like Tom Ripley impersonating Freddie Miles, Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in “The Talented Mr. Ripley”? In actuality, he was out promoting “True Grit” on “The Late Show with David Letterman.” [NYC, 12/16/10] Keep reading »

All Matt Damon Wants For Christmas Is …


Matt Damon is as hot as he is concerned about cleaning drinking water. What a babe! So, to help his charity raise funds around the holidays, he made this adorbs ad showing off his crappy Christmas presents from years past. (Warning: If you are a Snuggie fetishist, this is sweet, sweet porn.) Anyway, instead of buying crap for the people you love, why not buy this rad water bottle which gives 100 percent of its profits to the Water.org charity? Good idea, great internet vid. [Bitten And Bound]
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You Can Adjust Me Anytime, Matt

Shortly after leaving my apartment yesterday morning, Matt Damon showed up on the set of “The Adjustment Bureau,” in which he plays a charismatic congressman with a thing for a mysterious ballerina played by Emily Blunt. [NYC, 12/1/09] Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Strip Club Adventures

In kinda the sweetest gesture ever, in a backwards sort of way, Matt Damon reportedly brought a posse to the New York Hustler Club, including his wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso. Instead of getting a lap dance from an actual stripper, Matt was perfectly content getting down with the mother of his children. A witness said, “He bought dances for his friends. His wife was dancing for him. The club normally doesn’t allow civilians to dance, but they made an exception for him.” [NY Post]

Since for some reason, men are obligated to go to strip clubs to assert their manly virility, it’s nice to hear that there are men out there who realize their wives are sexual beings and find them more compelling than random women in g-strings. These other celebrities weren’t so charming on their strip club jaunts. Keep reading »

Celebrity Death Rumors Are Just Plain Stupid

I guess it’s no surprise that some people are a little twisted. But ever since Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson died within a span of 72 hours, fake celebrity death stories have started cluttering up the internet. Sites like Twitter and FakeAWish.com, even CNN’s iReport, have created major drama for publicists and sent them scrambling to set the record straight that their clients are very much alive. Keep reading »

Quickies!: WTF! Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Kissed, Plus Never-Ending Orgasms

  • Mickey Rourke tongue-wrestled with Evan Rachel Wood at the SAG Awards after-party. It’s official: Wood has seriously questionable taste in men. [Candy Kirby]
  • “Lipstick Jungle” may return to TV, but if you really need a SATC substitute, you should just watch the original on cable. [Perez Hilton]
  • Matt Damon hates all the Jason Bourne vs. James Bond crap. “They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films. Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive,” he said. I couldn’t have said it better, Matt. [Dlisted]
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    The Daily Squeeze: Bond Vs. Bourne, Second Life Sex, And Hayden-Harnett For Target

  • The one thing James Bond can’t do? Beat Jason Bourne at the U.S. box office. The last two Jason Bourne movies have made more money in the U.S. than any James Bond movie. [E Online]
  • Were you wondering how avatars have sex in Second Life? Well, first, you have to buy genitals… [BBC]
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    Quickies!: Lynne Spears Tells All, Disney Does Sarah Palin

  • Lynne Spears’ tell-all, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, drops today. [Perez Hilton]
  • Last week, Matt Damon compared the possibility of Sarah Palin becoming president to “a really bad Disney movie.” Well, here’s a look at that movie. [Jezebel]
  • In more Sarah Palin news: She loves tanning so much that she installed a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion in Juneau. [Us Magazine]
  • Parents can make or break a model’s rise to fame. These six mothers helped turn their daughters into supermodels. [Portfolio]
  • Miley Cyrus is dating a 20-year-old underwear model and aspiring country singer. I smell… a user. [LA Times]
  • According to author Megan Basham, women can improve their financial outlook by not working and supporting their husbands’ careers. Uh, thanks. We’ll pass on that one. [Shine]
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