Posts tagged "matt damon"

#Problematic: Planned Parenthood Under Fire, Matt Damon Can’t Do Anything Right & Tina Fey Effs Up

Welcome back, guys. I hope your weekend was spent watching old episodes of Buffy and letting your cat watch you masturbate—which is my version of “Netflix and Chill.” Maybe you even caught Hillary Clinton being BA-AF on “Saturday Night Live,” in what was a sleek combination of smart comedy and absurdity reminiscent of when SNL…

Chloe Stillwell / October 5, 2015

Matt Damon Says It Was “Really Painful” Being Ben Affleck’s BFF During The J. Lo Years

Also, a Destiny’s Child tell-all is possibly on the way and Chick-Fil-A lands in Manhattan!

Megan Reynolds / October 1, 2015

I Accept Matt Damon’s Excuses

Damon didn’t say actors should stay in the closet – bloggers did.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 29, 2015

Matt Damon Thinks It’s “Better” For Gay Actors To Stay In The Closet

This is not a good way to promote “The Martian,” Matt Damon. …

Megan Reynolds / September 28, 2015

#Problematic: Nicole Arbour Succeeds, Matt Damon Fails & Iggy Azalea Gets Dumped

Hello, all! I hope you’re sitting on a patio avidly exploring your new iOS update, along with the Kardashian/Jenner apps, sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, celebrating your right to be a complete douchebag if you fucking feel like it. Isn’t it wonderful? Isn’t it freeing? Are you overwhelmed by the unimpeded spread of technology…

Chloe Stillwell / September 20, 2015

Matt Damon Gives Himself A Cookie For Starting A Conversation About Diversity

Yes, Matt, thanks for “starting” this conversation. Much appreciated. Totally rad. …

Megan Reynolds / September 16, 2015

On Matt Damon & Effie Brown: Who Is Responsible For Diversifying Hollywood?

Women and people of color belong behind the camera as much as we do in front of it.

Carol H. Hood / September 16, 2015

Welcome To The World, Matt Damon’s Ponytail


Megan Reynolds / July 2, 2015

Ben Affleck & Matt Damon Make Fun Of Each Other — For Charity!

My favorite Hollywood bromance is probably between Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who’ve been besties since well before they both won the Best Screenplay Oscar for 1997’s “Good Will Hunting.” Fifteen years later, with two marriages and a gaggle of kids between them, these Boston bros are still close enough to shit talk each other…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 17, 2014

Watch: “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Matt Damon & Miley Cyrus

Sounds nasty, doesn’t it? On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the talk show host debuted the video for “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum,” the ridiculous song he first introduced on his show back in February. The star-studded video features Chan (natch), his “White House Down” costar Jamie Foxx, Kimmel fave Matt Damon, Channing&#8217…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 19, 2013

How To Tell If You’re A Pizzasexual — Plus, Matt Damon In A Bedazzled, Banana Hammock!

Pizzasexuals are people who are more interested in going for pizza than going on dates. If only I had known about this sooner, I would have come out ages ago. [Nerve
Pictures of Matt Damon in a banana hammock. A collection of photos I’m calling “Behind The Sparkly Speedo.” [Socialite Life]

Ami Angelowicz / May 28, 2013

Watch Every Movie Ever In “Movie: The Movie: 2V”

It takes a lot of time — like hours and hours — to watch movies. So on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Jimmy Kimmel decided to do us all a solid and create a film that encapsulated, well, every movie ever. “Movie: The Movie: 2V” is actually the sequel to last year’s equally bombastic “Movie:…

Julie Gerstein / February 25, 2013

Enjoy This Picture of Michael Douglas & Matt Damon As Liberace & His Lover

Oh yeah, these guys: Here’s Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, kitted out in the finest ’70s leisure suits and feathered hair. They’re in character for a new movie about the life of flamboyant pianist Liberace called “Behind the Candelabra.” Douglas is Liberace and Damon plays his younger lover. I mean, I’m totally gonna watch it,…

Julie Gerstein / February 9, 2013

Matt Damon Takes Over “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Transforms Show Into “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks”

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have had a longstanding feud, stemming from Damon getting bumped from Kimmel’s show, like, a zillion times. Kimmel closes virtually every show now “apologizing” to Matt Damon for bumping him from the episode, and finally Damon had enough. So last night, Damon got his revenge. He wheeled a bound and…

Julie Gerstein / January 25, 2013

Matt Damon Hates Snakes, Plus 15 Other Strange Celeb Phobias

Matt Damon and I are pretty much not alike at all, but one thing we could bond over: we both hate snakes. Apparently Damon was so squeamish around the reptiles on the set of his new movie “We Bought a Zoo,” that his co-star Scarlett Johansson made fun of him.  “He was definitely sweating a…

Julie Gerstein / December 14, 2011

Matt Damon Is The The New Baldy On The Block

In April, Jake Gyllenhaal went bald for his role as an LAPD office in “End of Watch.” Then Joseph Gordon-Levitt shaved his head onscreen in the trailer for “50/50,” while Channing Tatum was spotted sans hair after beginning to film “GI Joe 2: Cobra Strikes.” Now, we have a new member of the Chrome Dome…

Tobey Maguire Sued Over Illegal Poker Games

I sort of love the idea of richie rich celebrities gathering in swank hotel rooms for illegal high-stakes poker games with an $100,000 minimum buy-in. Apparently, this is what Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and other assorted Hollywood high-rollers have been up to. I imagine there were lots of cigars at these…

Michael Douglas And Matt Damon To Kiss In A Liberace Biopic

“I just saw Matt…and I was teasing him. I was saying, ‘Bring a lot of ChapStick, babe.'”
—Michael Douglas pokes fun at Matt Damon, his co-star in an upcoming biopic about Liberace and his younger lover. For some reason, we thought we’d see Matt make out onscreen with Ben Affleck first, but we will…

Quickies: Meet Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog And Enema Man & Matt Damon Going Into Politics?

You can’t make this stuff up: Alan Simpson, the former senator of Wyoming (i.e. an old white dude), was on Fox News and called rappers Eminem and Snoop Doggy Dogg by their it-is-hereby-decreed-new-names, Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. DYING. [Dlisted]
Father Of The Year Michael Lohan plans to divebomb his daughter Lindsay…

Jessica Wakeman / March 8, 2011