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Fleshlight Will Make Masturbating To Your iPad Even Easier/Messier
As mostly heterosexual ladies, we’ve had to fear/admire Fleshlight from afar. The silicone vagina slightly horrified us, especially the ones modeled after adult film actresses. Then again, if we’re here…
Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Into Choking His Own Chicken
“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and…
Guy Talk: I Was Offered Money To Masturbate
The e-mail simply read: I’ll pay you $350.
I lay down and thought about this. I thought about a three, a five and a zero.
Woman Prefers Her Laundry Basket To Her Husband’s Penis
Just found this little gem and thought I’d share. On a recent-ish episode of “In The Bedroom With Dr. Laura,” sexually dissatisfied wife Becky opens up about about her unusual…
10 Stupid Male Misconceptions About Female Masturbation
Men, bless them. They love to think about us masturbating, at least the way they think we masturbate based on porn they’ve seen. If only they could be a fly…
Girl Talk: Confessions Of A Chronic Masturbator
My mother and I were standing in the Atlantic Ocean with water up to our knees.
“Remember when I caught you masturbating, Chloe?” she asked.
Ambitious Man To Masturbate In Every Single Starbucks In NYC
The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises
The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you…
Masturbation Makes You Gay, Says Pastor Who Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About
“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms…
Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang
That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There’s more where that came from at South Korea’s Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park…
Give Love To Your Spank Bank With ThankYourWank.com
You know who doesn’t get enough appreciation around here? Those hardworking folks we jerk off to. I mean, talk about a group constantly overlooked year after year on Labor Day.