Posts tagged "masturbation"

Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week, after the jump. Oh,

By: Simcha / November 21, 2008

Poll: How Often Do You Diddle?

Earlier this week we asked you about the biggest sexual misconceptions about women. A whopping 24% of you voted "Chicks don't masturbate, at least not regularly!" as number one. With that in mind, I'm going to get even nosier. How often to stroke the man in the boat, dial the rotary phone, strum the banjo,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 13, 2008

Poll: Sexual Misconceptions About Women

Guys think they know oh so much about women and sex. "Women only like the missionary and never want to mix up positions!" "Every chick I've ever boned came like clockwork because I am just that good!" Puhlease. There are so many misconceptions about women and sex. But which is the biggest?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 11, 2008

Quickies!: It’s Britney’s Circus, Bitch

Britney Spears' Circus cover has been released. I will never tire of that "It's Britney, bitch" joke. [Popbytes] There are so many ways to get yourself off, so why limit yourself to one kind of self-pleasure and massage? [Your Tango] Scroll through this checklist to make sure you're in prime voting form for tomorrow. [Shine]…

By: Annika Harris / November 3, 2008

Quickies!: Send A Cryptic & Snarky Message With A Custom E-Card

It's fun! [someecards.com] Deciphering an abusive relationship can be difficult, especially if you're on the outside looking in, so here are a few tips on how you can help. After all, October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. [Dear Sugar] Did Angelina Jolie get a tummy tuck? [Popbytes]…

By: The Frisky / October 9, 2008

Sexy Solutions For Setbacks In The Sack

Groundbreaking researchers, at Utrecht University in the Netherlands, have found that premature ejaculation is all thanks to DNA. Previously thought of as a psychological problem or the result of effective lingerie, these doctors discovered it simply has to do with the gene that controls serotonin. The good is that it’s nobody’s fault that the sexy…

By: Simcha / October 8, 2008

The Frisky’s Five Sexy Freebies

Sure, you may be broke as a joke since Wall Street has gone AWOL, but don’t worry, the best things in life are free! Just look at those Lehman Brothers posting on Craigslist for free love -- they’re not even paying for online dating. So while your taste may be caviar and champagne, remember, there…

By: Simcha / September 30, 2008

Quickies!: Sarah Jessica Parker Won’t Do Sex And The City Sequel, Timberlake Hearts Ellen and Portia

Sarah Jessica Parker has put Carrie Bradshaw to bed forever. [OneIndia] Justin Timberlake is writing a song to celebrate the marriage between Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi. [Earthlink] I know you've had one, but how well do you know yeast infections? [Dear Sugar] Football locker rooms are not as private as you think. I…

By: Annika Harris / September 19, 2008

In The 21st Century, What’s Considered Cheating?

Ever since David Duchovny checked into sex rehab, the internets have been abuzz about infidelity. And, not surprisingly, when it comes to sex, men and women have different takes on what constitutes cheating in the 21st century. According to Details, masturbation is "the new infidelity." Over at the Atlantic, watching pornography may be tantamount to…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 15, 2008

Quickies!: The View’s Panelists Tag Team The McCains

Dang, those feisty broads on The View went to town when John and Cindy McCain stopped by on Friday. [CNN] Shia The Beef has the hots for Diane Sawyer. [Perez Hilton] If masturbation equals adultery, we are all screwed. [Buzzfeed] Swarovski crystals -- for your eyeballs! [The Fashion Police] Newsflash: men, no matter how fug…

By: The Frisky / September 13, 2008

Quickies!: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Talks Smack About Michelle Obama

Elisabeth Hasselbeck took daytime TV to a new level when she compared The View's guest hosts, Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama. [CNN] The University of Michigan's plumbing can't handle semen. [Holy Taco] Some political pundits have contracted foot in mouth disease. [Asylum]…

By: Annika Harris / September 10, 2008

Quote Of The Day: Javier Bardem On How He Prepared For His Role in “No Country For Old Men”

"I thought of him as a man who never had sex. He doesn't like human fluids, even his own. I don't want to get into too many details, but I even imagined how Chigurh would masturbate....For Chigurh, it was important to think about how he relates to other people, even sexually. So, I think he…

By: Catherine Strawn / September 6, 2008

Planned Parenthood Talks To Teens, Gets Adult Haters

Teenage pregnancy is trendier than metrosexual manscaping. From celebs like Jamie Lynn Spears to preggers Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of the Republican VP hopeful, baby bumps on babies are popping up in the most conspicuous places. In the current climate where children are exposed to sexuality through pop culture, Planned Parenthood is more needed…

By: Simcha / September 3, 2008

Sound Off: Ladies Tell Us About Their Self-Love Lives

Ahh, that little man in the boat. How glad I was to meet you! And I wasn't alone. While men joking about jerking off, spanking the money, choking the chicken, whatever is par for the course in most locker rooms, women discussing their masturbation habits is far less...known or encouraged. But not any longer! I…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 3, 2008

Craft Work: DIY Sex Toy

Maybe you’re broke as a joke, maybe you live in the no sex toy sales state of Alabama, maybe you’re just a crafty bitch -- but no matter what the reason, you can DIY your own dildo! If our list of household sex toys wasn't enough, according to Alix Shedd of The Indypendent, using simple…

By: Simcha / September 2, 2008

Quickies!: Who Doesn’t Love Michael Phelps?

If it wasn't for that butter-face, we'd want to do Michael Phelps too. [College Candy]…

By: Annika Harris / August 12, 2008

This Week On The Frisky: Bed Death, Prostitution, Tie-Dye, Christian The Lion, & Lots Of Self-Love

We discussed whether skid marks and king-size beds are signs of relationship doom. Amelia debated the pros and cons of legalization and decriminalization of sex work and decided that, in the end, prostitutes are people too and deserve the same rights and access to safety as any other ho. Elle wants to know whether couples

By: The Frisky / August 1, 2008

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Speaking Of Self-Love…

Maybe this is naive of me, but I had no idea that men felt so passionately about masturbation -- dudes responded in droves to our list of songs about self-love, and a little bitterly, I might add. So obviously, this got my frisky mind working and it seemed like the perfect opportunity to talk to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 1, 2008

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Doesn’t Realize Masturbation Is Sex With The One You Love

This really is no surprise but super uptight couch sister, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, from The View, says she wouldn't be pleased if her husband watched porn. And she sure as hell wouldn't ever use a vibrator because she wants the intimacy of lovemaking with her husband more than anything. Honey, what about when he's making trek…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 17, 2008

Masturbating Walrus Dies

Ayveq, a 2,700-pound Pacific walrus who lived at the New York Aquarium passed away on Sunday of a bacterial infection. Ayveq loved to whistle and flip his flippers at the glass to attract attention, but he may be best known for regularly masturbating. "Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction,"…

By: Catherine Strawn / June 24, 2008
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