Posts tagged "masturbation"

Poll: How Often Do You Masturbate?

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By: The Frisky / October 7, 2009

Will Not Wack For Jesus

One dude is going to extreme lengths to stop himself from masturbating. Brian "Head" Welch, who used to play guitar is that awful band KoRn (yeah, I said it!) and is already heavily tattooed, has gotten JESUS tattooed across his knuckles so he's deterred from playing his own instrument. How not metal. He explains:"The Jesu…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 14, 2009

John Hudson Had The Worst 18th Birthday Ever

I'm a little sad for John Hudson. The dude just turned 18 and to celebrate his birthday, he decided to squat between two cars in a parking lot and masturbate while wearing women's undies and stockings. Then the cops arrived, totally busting up his private party of one, and arrested Hudson on obscenity and trespassing…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 8, 2009

Sexercise: Chairs With Benefits

Wish you could masturbate, say, midday? Want to freak out your coworkers so they won't annoy you in your cubicle? Well, the Hawaii Chair is here for you, girl. It'll make your pelvis involuntarily do the Elvis while you work the day away. Ah, technology has come so far! [WOW]…

By: Simcha / August 10, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Masturbation

This week I got a letter from a teeny bopper, who just can’t seem to "She Bop," if you know what I mean. She wrote:I’m 19, have never had a boyfriend, and am still a virgin.
 I’m not coming to you for relationship advice; the way I see it I don’t need a man right…

By: Dr. V / August 3, 2009

Paddling The Pink Canoe

Buffin’ the muffin. Tiptoeing through the two lips. Five knuckle gusset shuffle. Coochie cuddling. And, if you’re Irish, Tickling me Elmo. We all do it and we all have our favorite euphemisms for it—so why can’t we talk about it?

By: DivineCaroline.com / July 19, 2009

An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, British Kids Are Told

Jeebus. Why does everybody get so freaked out when adults dare to talk about teenagers masturbating, considering horny 13-year-old guys probably jerk off more than anyone in the world? Alas, there's drama in Sheffield, England, because medical professionals are circulating a pamphlet to teens which suggests that self-pleasure might be more satisfying than, oh, having…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 13, 2009

Church Gets Sexy With Adult Sex Ed Classes

"Adult" and "sex ed" are three words that sound terrible together at first glance. But lo and behold, O: The Oprah Magazine sat in on an adult sex ed class full of 40- to 60-somethings at the First Unitarian Church in Austin, TX, and one thing is for certain: bumbling teens aren't the only one…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2009

5 Kinda Lame Things Single Women Do That Are Actually Fun

Last night, my guy went to watch Megan Fox's hot body, I mean, "Transformers 2." One girlfriend wanted me to grab dinner and another wanted to see a movie. But the only thing I wanted to do was eat half a bag of potato chips for dinner, flip through Women's Health and paint my nail…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 25, 2009

Wife Hates That Her Husband Jerks Off Twice A Day

What would you do if your significant other masturbated twice a day? Would you be upset? Grossed out? Concerned? Or would you not care? Slate's "Dear Prudence" heard from a man whose wife was upset by his twice daily masturbation habit and, I have to say, I'm not sure how I feel about her advice.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 15, 2009

Mind Of Man: Why Self-Love Is Sex’s Sexiest Secret

There are two types of women in the world: women who are totally comfortable with masturbation and those who are ashamed of the act. I realize there are more than two types of women in the world, so forgive my rhetorical cheat. It’s for a good cause. I don’t know why some women are weird…

By: John DeVore / June 3, 2009

Masturbation: Good For Back Pain & Your Self-Esteem Too!

Maura Kelly, a former editor for Glamour magazine, was 30 years old before she had an orgasm. Not-so-coincidentally, she was also 30 before she tried masturbation for the first time, the details of which she describes in an essay for The Daily Beast. Having waited until her late twenties to have sex -- take that,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 26, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Masturbation Myths

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / May 5, 2009

Masturbate-A-Thon Full Of Winners

The 9th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon took place in San Francisco last weekend, and the competition was stiff! The event, sponsored by the Center for Sex & Culture, was founded in honor of surgeon general Jocelyn Elders who was fired after she suggested teens be taught masturbation as a means towards safe sex. Now, her work live…

By: Simcha / May 4, 2009

Poll: Do You Fantasize About Your Guy Friends?

Congratulations! You just learned that a lot of your guy friends have or do think about you while they jerk off! But do you ever think about them? Do tell.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2009

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Are Your Friends In Your Spank Bank?

Last night I had the pleasure of guesting on Cosmo Radio on Sirius. One of things we discussed (in addition to the Hottest Guys With Irish Blood and Paul Rudd) was the public's obsession with the ins and outs of celebrity sex lives. How weird it must be for, say, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2009

Get Off With iVibration

Apple iPhones can help you play guitar, podcasts and Sudoku, but now they can also help you play with yourself! iBrate and the OhMiBod have been getting a lot of buzz, but now there’s yet another application that can get your cell phone to turn you on. The new iVibration has eight levels of intensity…

By: Simcha / February 27, 2009

10 Cool Things To Do On Christmas

If you’re a Heeb like me, Christmas can be one long, boring day off. None of your friends are around to hang out, you probs have nothing to do besides watch TV reruns of Christmas specials -- snooze-a-palooza! Well, just because the mall and every restaurant is closed -- besides the Chinese joint -- doesn’t…

By: Simcha / December 25, 2008

The Last 31 Days Of 2008: Get Your Buzz On

I think I may be one of the few girls that's out here that does not own a vibrator. But after shopping for batteries with a girlfriend of mine who insists she has one in every color and every size, it got me thinking why haven't I ever brought one? Is it embarrassment to go…

By: Persia Ali / December 17, 2008

Doin’ It With Dr. V: All About Dildos And Vibrators

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / December 12, 2008
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