Posts tagged "masturbation"

Improve Your Stroke With The Count Machine Onahole

Now men can combine two of their favorite things: masturbation and competitive sports! The Count Machine Onahole is a revolutionary new masturbation device that keeps track of the number of strokes, calories burned, and the total time it takes for the user to achieve orgasm. For just $123 you can insert your throbbing member into…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 30, 2010

Man Bibs Make Self-Love Clean-Up A Snap!

Poor dudes. Masturbation is just so messy. Once a dude is ready to blow, he’s forced to find a roll of toilet paper, box of tissues, or a sock to take care of the aftermath. Well, it’s time for men to save their Kleenex for the sniffles, stop using up all the TP, and leave…

By: Carli Alexa Blau / July 23, 2010

She Died With A Vibrator By Her Side

Nicola Paginton is an inspiration to us all: the 30-year-old nanny allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn. Suck it, Mary Poppins! Police said last October, Paginton failed to show up for work one day; her employer came to the nanny’s place because she wasn’t answering her phone. There she and a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2010

30-Day Breakup Guide Challenge: A Little Self-Lovin’ On Day 25

Ever since I got dumped, my confidence has taken on a new level of manic that I hadn’t experienced since I realized that I had boobs and got my first massive zit on the same day. I vacillate between the first person to suggest we all strip down and jump in the ocean to the…

By: Maude Standish / July 2, 2010

Women Masturbate In Weird Places, Too

Yesterday, I wrote about a survey that revealed 11-percent of men under 30 masturbate while they’re driving. I was confused. Why are you guys spanking your monkey behind the wheel, I wondered. Rather than dudes responding in the comments with why they play their skin flutes rather than focusing on, you know, driving, a lot…

By: Susannah Breslin / June 24, 2010

Men Need To Stop Diddling While Driving

Dear Men: A recent survey will reveal that 11-percent of those of you under 30 are masturbating while driving. WHAT THE HELL? I mean, what are you doing? What are you thinking? Why are you masturbating and driving at the same time? I have so many questions, and too few answers. Is it a privacy…

By: Susannah Breslin / June 23, 2010

Mind Of Man: Why Men Fly Solo

Recently, it has come to my attention that there are women out there curious about the self-love habits of the male species. (Specifically, a Frisky staffer who will probably get angry if I give her a shout-out in this post.) Since I have opined about female masturbation, it seems only fair that I pontificate o…

By: John DeVore / June 16, 2010

What Will You Do During The World Cup, Ladies?

Starting June 9, the World Cup soccer matches will dominate TV for the next month and it looks like their ad folks have a solid idea of their target audience.

After the jump, take a NSFW look at what this lady is doing with her mouth …

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 8, 2010

Girl Talk: I Stopped Masturbating

I was one of those girls who bought a vibrator in high school. She — yes, she’s a she — was leopard print and I hid her deep inside my closet where even the nosiest parent would not find her. She lasted all throughout college, a trip to Europe and back, and even withstood a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 1, 2010

Quotable: Russell Brand Shares Deep Thoughts On Vanity And Masturbation With Rolling Stone

“People think I’m vain because I look in mirrors so much, but I’m not looking in mirrors, thinking, ‘Look at you, you hunk.’ I’m just checking to see if I’m still there”Russell Brand in a very revealing — in so many ways — interview with Rolling Stone. He also told the magazine this interesting…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 28, 2010

7 Sex Moves To Try In Bed Before You Pop Female Viagra

For over a decade, Bob Dole, your father and untold legions of horny old men have reaped the benefits of the erectile dysfunction pill Viagra. Next month, a Food and Drug Administration committee will deliberate on the so-called “female Viagra,” a pill called flibanserin that reportedly ignites a woman’s sexual desire. It’s about damn time,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 26, 2010

Kayden Kross Hand Job Sex Toy By Topco Is A Hand Job In A Box

This Hand Job sex toy by Topco for Adam & Eve featuring the hand of porn star Kayden Kross is sure to come in handy for whenever a guy needs it. If you’re not familiar with Kayden’s oeuvre, she played Elin Nordegren in “Tiger’s Wood.” Featuring a Cyberskin model of Kayden’s hand wrapped around a…

By: Susannah Breslin / May 17, 2010

Self-Love Is Not Cheating

Memo to the ladies: Your boyfriend jerking off to Perfect 10 or the occasional American Apparel ad is not cheating. Masturbating to a hot message that he got from a new 17-year-old “friend” he met on Facebook is. See the difference there? We hear a lot of complaints, especially from women, about concerns regarding their…

By: Erin Flaherty / March 3, 2010

Put On Your Seatbelts Because Kirsten Dunst Is Turning Japanese

Remember when Kirsten Dunst was running around Japan, looking all wacky anime? Well, if you had told me, “Oh, she’s making a total insane cover of that ‘Turning Japanese’ song directed by McG,” I would not have believed you. Even if you swore it was true. Yet, that appears to be what we have here.

By: Susannah Breslin / February 23, 2010

Poll: Were You Ever Afraid To Masturbate?

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By: Jessica Wakeman / February 1, 2010

Quick Pic: Keep It In Your Socks

A sign at the University of Michigan reminds students that “semen related costs” run into the thousands every year (and that’s not even counting all those semen-related babies born every year). “Please masturbate in your own room” the sign reads (preferably into your own sock and not your roommate’s). [via BuzzFeed]…

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 7, 2009

Behold, The Tila Tequila Sex Tape!

Though it seem as though all of Middle America is intimately familiar with the folds of Tila Tequila’s vagina, nay, it isn’t true! Until this Tila Tequila sex tape hit the Internet, we could only imagine how she looked while masturbating to the smooth sounds of cheesy R&B. (Though, honestly, at 27 minutes long, it’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 24, 2009

Today’s Lady News: Spain Teaches Masturbation In Sex Ed Program

“Pleasure is in your own hands” is the new pro-masturbation slogan used by a sex ed program in the Extremadura region of Spain. The campaign has upset some Catholics in the country, despite having received funding from local youth and women’s affairs ministries. [Guardian UK]
The federal government released a report on Tuesday which…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 12, 2009

25 Funnier Ways To Describe Self-Love

Masturbation isn’t a very sexy word. But despite its poor branding and marketing, self-lovin’ gets us all (hopefully) to the big O. So, rather than harp on the weird choice of word, like vagina (not the best work of the English language), why not try one of these ridiculous euphemisms for “dancing with myself”? Hey,…

By: Simcha / November 10, 2009
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