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January Jones Comes Down Hard On Public Childhood Masturbation
“You know, Sally shouldn’t be masturbating at other people’s houses or she’s going to get slapped.”
– January Jones defends Betty Draper — specifically her decision to smack tween…
8 Things To Know About Invisible Children Founder Jason Russell
Perhaps by now you’ve heard about the trouble Invisible Children founder Jason Russell found himself in last week: Amidst all the controversy and criticism surrounding his “Kony 2012″ video, Russell…
12 Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Needs To Have Before She Settles Down
We’re sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, er, skirt. Listen, you prisses, not only…
Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Into Choking His Own Chicken
“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and…
Guy Talk: I Was Offered Money To Masturbate
The e-mail simply read: I’ll pay you $350.
I lay down and thought about this. I thought about a three, a five and a zero.
Woman Prefers Her Laundry Basket To Her Husband’s Penis
Just found this little gem and thought I’d share. On a recent-ish episode of “In The Bedroom With Dr. Laura,” sexually dissatisfied wife Becky opens up about about her unusual…
Girl Talk: Confessions Of A Chronic Masturbator
My mother and I were standing in the Atlantic Ocean with water up to our knees.
“Remember when I caught you masturbating, Chloe?” she asked.
Ambitious Man To Masturbate In Every Single Starbucks In NYC
The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises
The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you…
Masturbation Makes You Gay, Says Pastor Who Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About
“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms…
Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang
That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There’s more where that came from at South Korea’s Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park…
Give Love To Your Spank Bank With ThankYourWank.com
You know who doesn’t get enough appreciation around here? Those hardworking folks we jerk off to. I mean, talk about a group constantly overlooked year after year on Labor Day.