masturbation

Give Love To Your Spank Bank With ThankYourWank.com

You know who doesn’t get enough appreciation around here? Those hardworking folks we jerk off to. I mean, talk about a group constantly overlooked year after year on Labor Day.

Jessica Wakeman | September 8, 2011 - 4:40 pm

That’s Not Sexism: Christine O’Donnell Claims Piers Morgan’s Interview Was Sexist

Accusing the courtly British interviewer Piers Morgan of being rude did not seem to work for Christine O’Donnell, so now she is claiming sexism is to blame. “If he was…

Jessica Wakeman | August 18, 2011 - 5:20 pm

Teen Masturbation Study Shows Boys Start Earlier And Jerk Off More

Teen boys masturbate more than teen girls and start touching themselves at younger ages, according to a new study of 800 teens by National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior.

Jessica Wakeman | August 2, 2011 - 1:40 pm

Mind Of Man: I Bought A Sex Toy (Almost)

It’s amazing what a man will do when he is both horny and bored. I firmly believe all of man’s great contributions to civilization were a direct result of boredom…

John DeVore | July 27, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Chew On This, Pervs

I’m assuming this only works on people who can’t chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 11, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Girl Talk: I Want My Boyfriend To Fantasize About Other Women

I read Eliza Jules’ essay “I Obsessively Monitor My Husband’s Lube Bottle” over at xoJane and was left with this question: Is a partner’s masturbation something we should worry about?

Rachel Kramer Bussel | June 30, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Jason Sudeikis Learned Masturbation Techniques From ChatRoulette

“Here’s a little movie-magic fun fact for you. I did all my research by going on ChatRoulette, that website where guys masturbate for strangers. My moves in [the masturbation scene…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 17, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Guy Talk: Can Male Masturbators Catch A Break?

Male masturbators can’t seem to catch a break. Despite the assumption that every guy has masturbated, is masturbating, or will masturbate, self-pleasure has been getting a bad rap for 3000…

Hugo Schwyzer | May 16, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Even Politicians Masturbate, Says Ex-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders

“We’re at least talking about [masturbation] much more. [In 1994] everybody was acting like this was a word they’d never heard. Everybody does it, but nobody admits to it. If…

Jessica Wakeman | April 19, 2011 - 4:20 pm

Girl Talk: My Sister Taught Me How To Masturbate

I was 14 and I was having slippery feelings. I was having them for Roelle, the sophomore with giant tits who told me she liked my shirt, before crawling under…

Amy Gall | April 14, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Masturbation May Help To Relieve Restless Legs Syndrome

Apparently, being master of your domain isn’t all that it’s hyped up to be. Researchers say that for sufferers of the neurological disorder restless legs syndrome, a little self-pleasure could…

Huffington Post Weird News | April 10, 2011 - 6:30 pm

Sex Toy Test Drive: Booty Parlor’s Lipstick Vibrator

When a girl’s down, she finds out who’s got her back! I’ve got a friend in Booty Parlor, the sex toy company: after I stupidly left one of my vibrators

Jessica Wakeman | March 4, 2011 - 5:40 pm

I Lost My Vibrator In The Breakup

You lose a lot of things in a breakup. You lose your partner, of course. But also to varying degrees you lose your feelings of security, dignity and trust. You…

Jessica Wakeman | February 1, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Quickies: Sarah Palin Is “Great Masturbation Material” For Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan called Sarah Palin “great masturbation material” — a sexist assessment of the telegenic but dimwitted ex-governor, but nevertheless one that holds a grain of truth. So, if…

Jessica Wakeman | January 28, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Olivia Munn Chokes A Chicken

When Olivia Munn isn’t causing controversy by posing on the cover of a men’s magazine in sheer underroos, she’s popping by the offices of our friends at PopEater and making…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 21, 2011 - 11:40 am

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 7:15 pm

What Gets You Off?

Spank bank: It’s the one bank where you always have credit. And no matter what you’re into–what kind of fantasies or images or stories you play to get off–your spank…

Julie Gerstein | December 15, 2010 - 12:50 pm

Girl Talk: I’ve Never Masturbated

I’ve had good sex and bad sex, but there’s one thing I’ve never had: solo sex. That’s right: I’m a 34-year-old woman who has never masturbated. I know it sounds…

Anonymous | December 14, 2010 - 3:00 pm

Taylor Momsen Touches On Touching Yourself

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 10, 2010 - 3:10 pm
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