Posts tagged "masturbation"

Ambitious Man To Masturbate In Every Single Starbucks In NYC

A New York City man referring to himself on Twitter as Mister PeePee  has taken it upon himself to masturbate in every single Starbucks bathroom in New York City and then "rate" the "results" on some newfangled Boner Scale. (Jeez, talking about loving the pumpkin spice lattes!) According to the blog…
By: Rachel Krause / November 2, 2011

The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100…
By: The Frisky / October 24, 2011

Masturbation Makes You Gay, Says Pastor Who Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About

"Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 21, 2011

Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang

That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There's more where that came from at South Korea's Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park featuring 140 sculptures of sexy stuff. Also of note, a gigantic mosaic penis that squirts water and a bronzed woman pleasuring herself. As Liz Lemo…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2011

Give Love To Your Spank Bank With ThankYourWank.com

You know who doesn't get enough appreciation around here? Those hardworking folks we jerk off to. I mean, talk about a group constantly overlooked year after year on Labor Day. Most of them toil away busily in our brains, meeting our every sexual need, and what do they have to show for it? Nothing. That'…
By: Jessica Wakeman / September 8, 2011

That’s Not Sexism: Christine O’Donnell Claims Piers Morgan’s Interview Was Sexist

Accusing the courtly British interviewer Piers Morgan of being rude did not seem to work for Christine O'Donnell, so now she is claiming sexism is to blame. "If he was sitting there talking to Barack Obama or Joe Biden or any other male Senate candidates, talking about masturbation and all of this stuff,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 18, 2011

Teen Masturbation Study Shows Boys Start Earlier And Jerk Off More

Teen boys masturbate more than teen girls and start touching themselves at younger ages, according to a new study of 800 teens by National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior. You're shocked, right?
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2011

Mind Of Man: I Bought A Sex Toy (Almost)

It’s amazing what a man will do when he is both horny and bored. I firmly believe all of man’s great contributions to civilization were a direct result of boredom and sexual frustration. Alexander the Great conquered the ancient world because he was bored and horny. Galileo turned his telescope to the stars because he…
By: John DeVore / July 27, 2011

Chew On This, Pervs

I'm assuming this only works on people who can't chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2011

Girl Talk: I Want My Boyfriend To Fantasize About Other Women

I read Eliza Jules’ essay “I Obsessively Monitor My Husband’s Lube Bottle” over at xoJane and was left with this question: Is a partner’s masturbation something we should worry about? The more I’ve thought about it, though, the more I’ve concluded that, for me, I’m at the very opposite end of the…
By: Rachel Kramer Bussel / June 30, 2011

Jason Sudeikis Learned Masturbation Techniques From ChatRoulette

"Here’s a little movie-magic fun fact for you. I did all my research by going on ChatRoulette, that website where guys masturbate for strangers. My moves in [the masturbation scene in] "Hall Pass" are an amalgamation of, I don’t know, maybe 20,000 different dudes. I took the facial expressions from SexHog22; I took the…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2011

Guy Talk: Can Male Masturbators Catch A Break?

Male masturbators can’t seem to catch a break. Despite the assumption that every guy has masturbated, is masturbating, or will masturbate, self-pleasure has been getting a bad rap for 3000 years. From Orthodox Judaism to traditional Buddhism, the religious strictures against men masturbating are ancient and enduring. (Because the spiritual authorities were so often ignorant…
By: Hugo Schwyzer / May 16, 2011

Even Politicians Masturbate, Says Ex-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders

"We're at least talking about [masturbation] much more. [In 1994] everybody was acting like this was a word they'd never heard. Everybody does it, but nobody admits to it. If everybody in Congress who'd ever masturbated in their life would turn green, then we would have a green Congress." — Former Surgeon General Joycely…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 19, 2011

Girl Talk: My Sister Taught Me How To Masturbate

I was 14 and I was having slippery feelings. I was having them for Roelle, the sophomore with giant tits who told me she liked my shirt, before crawling under a wool blanket to make out with her boyfriend on the front lawn of the high school. I was having them for Eleanor, who told…
By: Amy Gall / April 14, 2011

Masturbation May Help To Relieve Restless Legs Syndrome

Apparently, being master of your domain isn't all that it's hyped up to be. Researchers say that for sufferers of the neurological disorder restless legs syndrome, a little self-pleasure could be just what the doctor ordered. In a recent letter published by the medical journal Sleep Medicine, Luis Marin and colleagues at the Federal University…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / April 10, 2011

Sex Toy Test Drive: Booty Parlor’s Lipstick Vibrator

When a girl's down, she finds out who's got her back! I've got a friend in Booty Parlor, the sex toy company: after I stupidly left one of my vibrators behind in my old apartment after a breakup, they sent me a new vibe in the mail, stat! And it wasn't a regular old…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 4, 2011

I Lost My Vibrator In The Breakup

You lose a lot of things in a breakup. You lose your partner, of course. But also to varying degrees you lose your feelings of security, dignity and trust. You lose that incredible French toast recipe only he committed to memory and all the TV shows you had saved in your TiVo queue. Maybe,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 1, 2011

Quickies: Sarah Palin Is “Great Masturbation Material” For Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan called Sarah Palin "great masturbation material" — a sexist assessment of the telegenic but dimwitted ex-governor, but nevertheless one that holds a grain of truth. So, if his "30 Rock" co-star Tina Fey does a spot-on Sarah Palin impersonation, does that mean Tracy thinks Tina is great masturbation material, too? [The…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 28, 2011

Olivia Munn Chokes A Chicken

When Olivia Munn isn't causing controversy by posing on the cover of a men's magazine in sheer underroos, she's popping by the offices of our friends at PopEater and making male masturbation jokes. She's a busy gal. [PopEater]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 21, 2011
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