Posts tagged "masturbation"

Today In Food Crimes: Man Arrested For Rubbing Pepperoni On His Salami — Plus A Pickle Attack!

Sometimes, when I'm deciding what to eat (or what not to eat) for lunch, I cruise for the latest food news for ideas. Last week, I told you about an uproar over lion tacos. Today, I stumbled upon some really strange food crimes.
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2013

You Don’t Want This Guy’s Special Protein Treatment In Your Hair

When you ride public transportation you're bound to have some unsavory seat mates. It's inevitable. I recall riding the bus once with a man carrying a giant boa constrictor in a tote bag. That was a long ride. I've tried to block it out but I can't. At least three unfortunate women taking the Trimet…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2013

True Story: I Tried (And Failed) To Masturbate To The Farrah Abraham And James Deen Sex Tape

UPDATE: I have since viewed 40+ minute scene from "Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom" and have additional thoughts! Last night, in the name of journalism -- okay, I was bored and horny -- I decided to take one for…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 7, 2013

8 Crappy Ways A Masturbation Session Can Be Interrupted

There I was, minding my own (lady-)business, happily masturbating with my Laya Spot, when the cat hopped up on the bed. He rubbed against my leg, purred, made eye contact with me. Held eye contact with me. That's it: the moment is killed. I can't get it off when the cat is i…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2013

Tales Of A Thoroughly Disappointing Cupcake(-Shaped Vibrator)

Ami was disappointed that a press release which seemed to offer her a free cupcake (!) to try was actually offering her a free cupcake-shaped vibrator to test. I was disappointed in the choice of shape, which is not ergonomic and will look absolutely ridiculous pressed up against one's ladybusiness. And for $48! And Sophie…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 1, 2013

Korean Teacher Beats A Student, Then Beats Off

This video shows the commotion after a teacher in Korea violently beat a student and then masturbated in front of the rest of his students. Police arrested the unidentified teacher (the man in the video with his pants down), for causing bodily harm to a minor and public exposure. According to student witnesses, the teacher…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 26, 2013

The 3 Best Masturbation Techniques For Women

Masturbating should always be a fun and pleasurable experience, ending in a body-shaking orgasm for you. That's why I want to give you these four incredible masturbation techniques from The Bad Girl's Bible. Now some of these techniques may be a bit extreme for you, but I really hope that you will at least try them once. But before you…
By: YourTango.com / April 25, 2013

Weekday Playlist: 18 Songs About Masturbation, In Honor Of Divinyls Singer Chrissy Amphlett

We were saddened to hear that Divinyls singer Chrissy Amphlett passed away over the weekend, after a long battle with breast cancer and multiple sclerosis. Aphlett and her bandmate Mark McEntee shot to fame over their early '90s ode to masturbation, "I Touch Myself." "Chrissy's light burns so very brightly. Hers wa…
By: Julie Gerstein / April 22, 2013

Why It’s A Good Thing That Men Are Reflecting About Masturbation

"I’m resetting my dick and my brain," said Greg Barris of his decision to give up porn, sex and masturbation. Barris is one of the men featured in New York magazine's piece about the male anti-masturbation movement. According to the piece, a number of men are reflecting on their masturbation habits --…
By: Josephine Ledger / April 17, 2013

Former Tennessee Vice-Mayor Arrested For Drive-By Masturbation

I often find myself marveling at people's innovative (and illegal) public masturbation sessions. Like the guy who emptied a vacuum cleaner in a neighbor's home and then pleasured himself on the dirty floor or the woman who diddled herself on a Florida highway. I know both of these self-love sessions ended in arrest,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 9, 2013

Why Don’t More Women Talk About Masturbation?

Male masturbation — it's everywhere you look from late night TV to songs on the radio. In fact, it's become so commonplace to talk about male masturbation that it's even become a joke. Men get to have all the fun making love (to pies and socks and all sorts of other imaginative things). So why don't we talk about…
By: YourTango.com / April 2, 2013

Almie Rose Explains: How To Wank With Someone Else In The Room

Life. So many unanswered questions. Thank God Almie Rose is here to guide us through our most intimate quandaries. In this webisode, Almie helps us figure out how to masturbate when someone else -- your roommate, your study buddy, or unwanted house guest -- is in the room. Because you shouldn't be deprived of…
By: Almie Rose / January 25, 2013

12 Celebs Who Are Proud Masturbators

Anna Kendrick really loved Ryan Gosling's performance in the movie "Gangster Squad." More specifically, his performance made her love herself. "Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered 'inappropriate,'" she tweeted. We suspect she was joking, but we can't blame her if she…

Girl Talk: How One Asian-American Woman Defied Tradition by Pursuing Her Orgasm

At the age of three, I already didn't want to be a girl. I saw from watching my mom what it was like to be a grown-up girl and it didn't look good. Here are the few memories from childhood that I hadn't managed to suppress: We came home once to find our apartment ransacked…
By: Anonymous / January 10, 2013

Jerk Off: 9 Celebs Caught Performing “Lewd Acts” In Public

We loved Nick Stahl in the too-short HBO series Carnivale, and man, has that guy had a strange year. He was missing, then found, then missing again. And now, just Thursday evening, he  was caught masturbating in a Hollywood adult video store. Cops arrested him and charged him with committing "lewd conduct," which is a…
By: Julie Gerstein / December 29, 2012

You Won’t Believe The Silly Themes For These Vibrators

New vibrators are always a cause for celebration, but these ones have me scratching my head instead of my fun button. Smile Makers has based their four new vibrators our four different dude identities. These anthropomorphic sex toys are (pictured above from left to right) the Fireman, the Millionaire, the Frenchman, and the Tennis Coach. Each…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 23, 2012

Girl Talk: Why I’m Buying My Mom A Vibrator For Christmas

As any blogger who writes about sex will tell you, we get a lot of “gifts.” When I say “gifts,” I actually mean sex toys to test out in the hopes we’ll write about them later. If you saw my “special” drawer next to my bed, you’d see that it’s full of a variety of…
By: Amanda Chatel / December 11, 2012

16 Things We Masturbated To Before We Knew Porn Existed

Before the invention of the world wide web, before we even knew porn existed, you best believe we were masturbating. And in a lot of creative ways. We feel bad for the young people today who can just log onto their computers and have a world of whack off materials with a single click. "Back…
By: The Frisky / September 25, 2012

Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems

Let's get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan's October 2012 issue: "Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They're with her vacuum cleaner." Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues: One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense vibrations against my…
By: Jessica Wakeman / September 17, 2012

The 4 Weirdest Places I’ve Masturbated

The first thing you need to know is that I didn’t start masturbating until the age of 17. I’d gone through the ol’ puberty at 12 – I’d felt the universal stirrings down below – but it took me that extra five years to work out what I ought to do about it. Had I…
By: Sara Barron / September 4, 2012
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