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Key & Peele’s “MC Mom” Skit Lays Bare Very Important Fears About Raising A Son

Is adolesence just a minefield of “crispy socks”?

Megan Reynolds | August 18, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Macy Grey Wrote A Love Song To Her Vibrator

His name, in case you were wondering, is Bob, which stands for “Battery Operated Better”.

Megan Reynolds | July 28, 2015 - 1:40 pm

Sweden Has Given Us A New Name For Female Masturbation

“Just gonna go home and klittra for a while,” doesn’t really roll off the tongue like you’d want it to.

Megan Reynolds | June 23, 2015 - 2:29 pm

PornHub Buys Jumpy Masturbator New Laptop After Mom Walks In On Him Wacking Off

So apparently, some poor dude was watching PornHub, and the site decided to freeze right when his mom was coming up the stairs. Logically, he did this:
Mum was…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 17, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on “heavy” drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple’s car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie…

Huffington Post Weird News | February 19, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Miley Cyrus: “A Masturbate A Day Keeps The Haters Away”

Unfortunately, I think Dr. Miley Cyrus, M.D. might be wrong about this particular alleged side effect of daily masturbation, but I still agree with her overall prescription. Masturbate regularly, if…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 16, 2015 - 10:30 am

According To Stock Photos, Putting A Blister Pack Of Birth Control In Your Panties Is The New Masturbation Craze

Because this definitely isn’t the actual way to use birth control...

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 20, 2014 - 12:00 pm

True Story: I Tried No-Fap And It Sucked (For Me)

This month, Tim Ferriss of The 4-Hour Work Week and a bunch of his dude readers are going without booze and masturbation in order to up their testosterone levels and…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 5, 2014 - 10:00 am

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Dear Prudence Counsels Mom Who Found Her Daughter Masturbating With A Hand Mixer

I’m a regular reader of Slate’s advice column, “Dear Prudence,” which counsels letter writers on problems great and small. While the questions fairly often have to do with matters pertaining…

Jessica Wakeman | June 4, 2014 - 5:00 pm

‘M’ Is For May And Masturbation Month

The workers of the world can have their International Workers’ Day, or Labor Day or whatever, but the month of May belongs to an equally fundamental dignity: masturbation. How did…

Huffington Post Weird News | May 9, 2014 - 10:45 am

#OnlineDatingFail: Masturbation Is Not An Appropriate Introductory Topic

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact

The Frisky | March 5, 2014 - 1:20 pm
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