Posts tagged "masturbation"

Loudly Masturbating Neighbor Responds To Noise Complaint With Amazing Burn

One of the hazards of apartment living are thin walls and floors that share your every “Oh, baby!” and bed creak with your neighbors. It’s part of life. You get used to it. All of us have sex (I hope) and no one’s sex should be ruined by whiny neighbors.

The polite thing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 13, 2013

Watch How A Vibrator Gets Made

Have you heard of the YouTube series “Sexplanations With Dr. Doe”? I hadn’t until just now, but it looks like I’ve got a lot of videos to watch the next time I’m home sick with a cold. In a video posted this week, here is sexologist Dr. Lindsey Doe showing you how a vibrator gets made.

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2013

7 Female Masturbation Scenes That Weren’t Too Hot For TV

The CW could have made television masturbation history if its new pilot for 16th century-based castle drama “Reign” had aired as planned.  But unfortunately, the scene was so explicit that it made the press blush. In the uncut version, handmaid Kenna diddles herself in a stairwell only to be discovered by the King of France,…

By: The Frisky / October 18, 2013

Flowchart: Is It Cool If I Masturbate Here?

This month has been a big one for public masturbation. A Cosmopolitan blogger wrote about her attempt to masturbate clandestinely on the NYC subway. Spoiler: her session ended with a gyro, not an orgasm. Meanwhile in Sweden … a 65-year-old man who openly pleasured himself on a beach in Stockholm was acquitted because his masturbatio…

By: Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2013

Cosmopolitan Blogger Anna Breslaw Masturbated On The Subway

All the jokes about going downtown just write themselves, don’t they?

When a man masturbates in public, it’s creepy and it’s criminal and women feel at best grossed out and at worst violated. When  a woman masturbates in public, it’s …. a really funny article for Cosmoplitan?

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 19, 2013

Hey! What’s The First Book You Masturbated To?

The other day, I was strolling around my neighborhood when I came upon the guy who sells, amongst other things, used books at a table set up on the sidewalk. I see him all the time and he’s always got a truly random hodgepodge of books — tattered copies of various chick lit classics, old cookbooks,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2013

Watch What Happens When Women Read And Masturbate At The Same Time

In photographer Clayton Cubitt’s new project, Hysterical Literature, he films women sitting at a table while reading their favorite book. You might be wondering, What’s “hysterical” about that? Here’s what: while the women read, a magical masturbation elf under the table tries to bring them to orgasm with a vibrator. Reading and masturbating are both…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 15, 2013

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy likes to do with her special toy from an Ann Summers sex toy party, only that she’s very upset he found it and wants it…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2013

Robert Pattinson Admitted He Masturbated On Camera In 2008 Film

Robert Pattinson admitted to masturbating in the 2008 film “Little Ashes” while making out with an other actor for a gay sex scene. “My orgasm face is recorded for eternity,” RPattz told German Interview magazine. He said that faking an orgasm “just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” Sadly,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 4, 2013

The Sydney Leathers Porn Is Here (NSFW)

Well, that escalated quickly. Sydney Leathers was not calling our bluff when she was seen consorting with the king of porn, Steve Hirsch of Vivid. She’s gone and filmed “Weinergate ’13,” a fully naked “hardcore masturbation porn.” According to TMZ, which watched the porn, she strips down naked and diddles herself on camera. In a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 5, 2013

21 Weird Turn-Ons That Are Almost Too Embarrassing To Admit

When it comes to what women find erotic, really, anything goes. There’s the regular stuff — kissing, touching, oral sex, sex, erotica or porn. Easy to talk about! It really turns me on when you put your mouth on my vagina. And then there’s the grittier stuff, but still fairly standard — dirty talk, sex…

By: The Frisky / August 1, 2013

Mom Leaves “Please Stop Masturbating” Sign For 13-Year-Old Son

Puberty is rough — rougher still when you ignore your mother’s warnings to stop wiping jizz on her nice bathroom towels. If this Redditor’s 13-year-old son doesn’t start depositing his spank bank splooge into tissues soon, he’s going to find his bedroom redecorated with Justin Bieber towels and My Little Pony decor. Way harsh, Mom.

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

Now You Can Have An Orgasm While You Ride Your Bicycle

With our busy lifestyles, multitasking is a necessity. Like say, for instance, if you want to try to squeeze in both daily exercise (or in the case of NYC’s new Citibike program, your morning commute) and a masturbation session, so you can save the 15 minutes you might spend clicking mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 25, 2013

About That Time Aubrey Plaza Had To Masturbate In A Room Full Of Old Men

Last night on “Conan,” Aubrey Plaza had the awkward job of talking about her onscreen masturbation scene in her new film “The To-Do List.” Her answer was vague yet funny, just as you’d expect:
“I read it on the page and it said ‘Brandy masturbates.’ In my head I envisioned a nice scene where…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 24, 2013

Girl Talk: I Don’t Masturbate (But That Doesn’t Make Me A Bad Feminist)

I don’t masturbate. Don’t judge me.

That isn’t to say I never have. I’ve tried. I really have. But it’s always felt more of a chore -– a kind of requisite feminist activity -– than the pleasurable, relaxing, even necessary pastime I assume it is for everyone else.

While for most…

By: Meghan Murphy / July 9, 2013

FYI, Happy Ending Massages Are Totally Legal In China

Back in college — this was the late ’90s mind you — I had a friend who had a friend who who got a massage somewhere in Chinatown that ended with the masseur giving her an orgasm. I never met this girl or talked to her directly, but I accepted this story as truth because…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 30, 2013

Happy Play Time: A Female Masturbation App

While using a phone in bed might prevent some of us from unwinding properly at the end of the day, we’re pretty sure after using this app, most ladies wouldn’t have a problem switching off.

A female masturbation app HappyPlayTime is in development reports Gamification, which will teach female anatomy and provide lesso…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / June 21, 2013

Texas Congressman Says We Should Ban Abortion Because Fetuses Masturbate

Frisky staffers are not the only ones finding pleasure with their hands between their legs. According to former OB/GYN and now Texas Congressman Micheal Burgess (a Republican, natch), male fetuses are masturbating as well!

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movement that are purposeful,” Burgess explained during a House…

By: Daley Quinn / June 18, 2013

The 10 Best Masturbation Scenes In Pop Culture History

May was national fapping month, I sort of dropped the ball on this post but hey, does one ever stop fapping? I certainly don’t contain my fappetry to a single month of the year. Masturbation is healthy and funny. People make funny faces when they are aroused, so if you aren’t participating with them, that shit i…

By: College Candy / June 10, 2013

Meet Valerie Dodds, The 19-Year-Old Who Masturbated With A Crucifix At Her Former Catholic High School

Right now, St. Pius X High School’s staff and student body are praying for the soul of former student Valerie Dodds, after the 19-year-old returned to the Lincoln, Nebraska, campus to take nude photos and masturbate with various props, including a crucifix. Dodds, who graduated from a non-Catholic high school in the area and now…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 7, 2013
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