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Elon University Is Teaching Students How To Masturbate

masturbation class in college

Today I stumbled upon an article about Elon University in North Carolina and how the school is offering a course that teaches students to masturbate. The class is offered on Thursdays at 11:45 a.m. Each week is geared toward a new learning technique for masturbation, helping both men and women do it just right. Read more on College Candy…

Loudly Masturbating Neighbor Responds To Noise Complaint With Amazing Burn

One of the hazards of apartment living are thin walls and floors that share your every “Oh, baby!” and bed creak with your neighbors. It’s part of life. You get used to it. All of us have sex (I hope) and no one’s sex should be ruined by whiny neighbors.

The polite thing to do when neighbors are having noisy sex is just ignore those amorous rumbles and smile awkwardly at each other in the hallways, pretending you don’t know they just got banged last night.  Only in the most extreme of circumstances — I’m talking you’ve got the flu and a newborn baby — can you bang on the walls. Two or three good thumps should do.

But it’s a violation of alllll kinds of rules of decorum and not-being-an-asshole-hood to post a sign on your neighbor’s front door bitching about their noisy sex. And adding a dis about their stamina?! Oh no, you didn’t!  Allow me to introduce you to the lady from Apartment 517 and her crappy sign-writing neighbor. Keep reading »

Watch How A Vibrator Gets Made

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Vibrators, Sex-plained

Have you heard of the YouTube series “Sexplanations With Dr. Doe”? I hadn’t until just now, but it looks like I’ve got a lot of videos to watch the next time I’m home sick with a cold. In a video posted this week, here is sexologist Dr. Lindsey Doe showing you how a vibrator gets made. This particular vibrator is made by the company Crave and is a little on the pricy side, but it’s worth watching for explanations about why vibes do what they do and what you should look out for when purchasing one. (There’s no sexytimes in this video, but the audio and imagery are both probably NSFW!) [Sexplanations via The Gloss]

7 Female Masturbation Scenes That Weren’t Too Hot For TV

The CW could have made television masturbation history if its new pilot for 16th century-based castle drama “Reign” had aired as planned.  But unfortunately, the scene was so explicit that it made the press blush. In the uncut version, handmaid Kenna diddles herself in a stairwell only to be discovered by the King of France, who offers to assist her with the task, obviously.

So as not to outrage the Parents Television Council, the network made an executive decision to edit the scene down to nothing more than innuendo — a quick cut to the King’s hand reaching for Kenna’s privates. Womp, womp, womp. Maybe someday network TV will grow a large enough pair to show a handmaiden pleasuring herself, but for now, we’ll have to rely on cable TV.

Click through for some self-pleasure scenes that we were allowed to see in their entirety. [EW]

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Flowchart: Is It Cool If I Masturbate Here?

This month has been a big one for public masturbation. A Cosmopolitan blogger wrote about her attempt to masturbate clandestinely on the NYC subway. Spoiler: her session ended with a gyro, not an orgasm. Meanwhile in Sweden … a 65-year-old man who openly pleasured himself on a beach in Stockholm was acquitted because his masturbation was not directed at a specific person. Meaning, it is now considered ”okay” to masturbate in public in Sweden, provided the act does not target another individual. So you can masturbate to the ocean, but not to the woman wearing the string bikini. Got that? We fear that all of this public masturbation hoopla will just further confuse about people about the appropriate times and places to pleasure themselves. That’s why we made this handy flowchart to help you make sure you’re in a safe space to wank.

Cosmopolitan Blogger Anna Breslaw Masturbated On The Subway

Anna Breslaw subway masturbating

All the jokes about going downtown just write themselves, don’t they?

When a man masturbates in public, it’s creepy and it’s criminal and women feel at best grossed out and at worst violated. When  a woman masturbates in public, it’s …. a really funny article for Cosmoplitan? Keep reading »

Hey! What’s The First Book You Masturbated To?

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The other day, I was strolling around my neighborhood when I came upon the guy who sells, amongst other things, used books at a table set up on the sidewalk. I see him all the time and he’s always got a truly random hodgepodge of books — tattered copies of various chick lit classics, old cookbooks, and Oprah book club picks. This time, though, there was a familiar cover that caught my eye. Woman’s Body: An Owner’s Manual is a health and body book that my parents gave me when I was on the cusp of puberty. I remember it well, not because I read it from cover to cover at any point, but because there were a few choice sections that had a profound impact on my burgeoning sexuality. Basically, this was the book that taught me how to masturbate and provided me with the initial information I needed (i.e. how people have sex) to construct a hot (enough) fantasy to think about while humping a pillow on my bunk bed. Keep reading »

Watch What Happens When Women Read And Masturbate At The Same Time

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In photographer Clayton Cubitt’s new project, Hysterical Literature, he films women sitting at a table while reading their favorite book. You might be wondering, What’s “hysterical” about that? Here’s what: while the women read, a magical masturbation elf under the table tries to bring them to orgasm with a vibrator. Reading and masturbating are both such great activities separately, but together, the make a ridiculous pair. In this particular session, Margaret Cho tries her best not to get off while reading Sleeping Beauty, which would be an easy thing under more normal circumstances. [The Hairpin]

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

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Awkward!

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy likes to do with her special toy from an Ann Summers sex toy party, only that she’s very upset he found it and wants it back. Hmmm. Hope she keeps the nipple clamps better hidden. [Guyism]

Robert Pattinson Admitted He Masturbated On Camera In 2008 Film

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  • Robert Pattinson admitted to masturbating in the 2008 film “Little Ashes” while making out with an other actor for a gay sex scene. “My orgasm face is recorded for eternity,” RPattz told German Interview magazine. He said that faking an orgasm “just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” Sadly, I can’t find this cinematic masterpiece online! First person to clip video evidence of Pattinson’s O-face wins protection from Kristen Stewart grimaces forever. [Crushable via Queerty]
  • Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby #3 if an “unnamed source” of In Touch is to be believed. [Refinery 29]
  • Terrence Howard allegedly threatened to commit suicide with an X-Acto blade and referred to himself as “Satan” during an argument with his wife Michelle Ghent back in April. “You were my last chance to love,” Howard allegedly wrote in a text message to his wife. The couple has been slowly melting down over the past year, culminating in a big blowout in Costa Rica this summer. [New York Daily News]
  • The Comedy Central roast of James Franco was hella funny, but I’m still not cool with cracking rape jokes. [Salon]
  • You know you want to see Kate Bosworth’s wedding dress fitting for Oscar de la Renta. [Fashionista]

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