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Quickies: Sarah Palin Is “Great Masturbation Material” For Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan called Sarah Palin “great masturbation material” — a sexist assessment of the telegenic but dimwitted ex-governor, but nevertheless one that holds a grain of truth. So, if…

Jessica Wakeman | January 28, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Olivia Munn Chokes A Chicken

When Olivia Munn isn’t causing controversy by posing on the cover of a men’s magazine in sheer underroos, she’s popping by the offices of our friends at PopEater and making…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 21, 2011 - 11:40 am

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 7:15 pm

What Gets You Off?

Spank bank: It’s the one bank where you always have credit. And no matter what you’re into–what kind of fantasies or images or stories you play to get off–your spank…

Julie Gerstein | December 15, 2010 - 12:50 pm

Girl Talk: I’ve Never Masturbated

I’ve had good sex and bad sex, but there’s one thing I’ve never had: solo sex. That’s right: I’m a 34-year-old woman who has never masturbated. I know it sounds…

Anonymous | December 14, 2010 - 3:00 pm

Taylor Momsen Touches On Touching Yourself

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 10, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Old-School Wednesdays: The Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself”

One-hit-wonders The Divinyls’ ode to self-love was a ’90s insta-classic, and the video featuring sexy and velvet-clad singer Christina Amphlett is equally memorable. File under: Songs that are embarrassing to…

Julie Gerstein | December 8, 2010 - 9:15 pm

Christine O’Donnell Declares “I’m You”

Christine O’Donnell’s latest campaign ad — in which she ably reads a teleprompter in a monotone voice — has her proclaiming, “I’m not a witch.” She only dabbled, people,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 5, 2010 - 11:10 am

Man Arrested For Masturbating In A Walmart

In case you folks were thinking about masturbating in public anytime soon, let William Tyler Black be an example of what not to do. The 28-year-old substitute teacher (yes …

Ami Angelowicz | September 16, 2010 - 2:50 pm

Senatorial Candidate Christine O’Donnell Tells You Not To Masturbate

Last week we introduced you to Christine O’Donnell, Delaware’s Republican Senate candidate who told us not to masturbate on MTV’s “Sex in the 90s.” And now Rachel Maddow…

Ami Angelowicz | September 15, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Quotable: James Franco Loves Himself 4-5 Times A Day

“When I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I tend to have a four- or five-time a day [habit]. So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | September 7, 2010 - 12:40 pm

A Senate Candidate Who Is Anti-Masturbation

Christine O’Donnell has all the makings of an East Coast Sarah Palin. She’s a candidate running for the Senate in Delaware. More specifically, she’s a Tea Party member who is…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | September 3, 2010 - 6:45 pm
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