Posts tagged "masturbation"

Masturbating Walrus Dies

Ayveq, a 2,700-pound Pacific walrus who lived at the New York Aquarium passed away on Sunday of a bacterial infection. Ayveq loved to whistle and flip his flippers at the glass to attract attention, but he may be best known for regularly masturbating. “Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction,”…

By: Catherine Strawn / June 24, 2008

Happy National Masturbation Month!

May is National Masturbation Month. In the mid-’90s, when U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders recommended masturbation be taught as a form of safe sex, she was fired. To protest, Good Vibrations, a San Francisco based sex toy company run by Dr. Carol Queen, started the annual celebration of self-love. This year, the company will…

By: Simcha / May 16, 2008

The Nookie Know-It-All: Orgasm Stats

“What percentage of women have an orgasm during intercourse? The stats I’ve read really seem to vary, with some studies making it seem kind of rare. Is that true?” – Curious About Climaxes, Cleveland, OH

General statistics (which vary as much as your orgasms do) show a whopping 75% of women failing to reach…

By: Sexpert Lindsay / May 12, 2008

Self Love Is Good For His Health

Guys have been flushing carcinogens out of their bodies since puberty, and they probably didn’t even know it! Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria in Australia found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Sadly, sexual intercourse does not seem to have the…

By: Catherine Strawn / April 23, 2008

The Nookie Know-It-All: Chronic Diddler

“If I masturbate too much will I be unable to get off when a guy goes down on me?” — Solo Satisfier, Baltimore, MD

Unlike guys, the more a girl masturbates the more likely she is to have an orgasm during sex (intercourse or oral). Masturbating might actually help you achieve an orgasm FASTER.

By: Sexpert Lindsay / April 18, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Online Shopping, Sticky Hair, And Rat Research

Men spend more money shopping online than women and are less likely to return items. Supposedly, men need to do things quickly because they value their time more. Or women just enjoy shopping and men see it as something that needs to get done before they can play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
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By: Catherine Strawn / March 18, 2008

Aww, Kitty, Kitty!

Who needs to purr more than female cats? After all, male cats have scary pronged penises, so sex really is just about kitten-making for female felines. This video, courtesy of Nerve, is sort of NSFW (especially if you work at a pet store), but it does prove your cat is probably totally gettin’ busy whe…

By: Simcha / March 4, 2008

Husband Buys Wife Vibrator, Then Regrets It

In an attempt to spice things up, a 50-year-old man bought a vibrator for his wife, but now she seems to have lost interest in him. The husband knows she uses the vibrator, so he thinks it’s the vibrator’s fault that she doesn’t want to have sex with him anymore. This is kind of sad…

By: Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007
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