Posts tagged "masturbation"

6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products

As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference -- it's the one thing American Pie got right about the human condition. Most grow out of that phase eventually, while others start companies devoted to turning everyday items into thing…
By: Cracked / March 24, 2015

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Read more…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / February 19, 2015

Miley Cyrus: “A Masturbate A Day Keeps The Haters Away”

Unfortunately, I think Dr. Miley Cyrus, M.D. might be wrong about this particular alleged side effect of daily masturbation, but I still agree with her overall prescription. Masturbate regularly, if only because it's fun. [Instagram]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 16, 2015

According To Stock Photos, Putting A Blister Pack Of Birth Control In Your Panties Is The New Masturbation Craze

Because this definitely isn't the actual way to use birth control...
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / November 20, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Oh yeah, there's more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive OhMiBod, but I was only just getting started. In part two…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)

One of the perks of working at The Frisky for the last six-plus years is that a lot of people, specifically a lot of strangers working at sex toy companies (and cannabis lube manufacturers!), have made…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 13, 2014

This Is A Bionic Masturbation Glove (But It’s Not As Great An Idea As You’d Think)

I consider myself a bit of a masturbation expert (i.e. I have spent a lot of my life single and horny) and have a sex toy box full of every possible vibrator you could imagine, yet I am seriously flummoxed by the point of the Glov, a new sex toy innovation. Wait, lemme take a…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2014

True Story: I Tried No-Fap And It Sucked (For Me)

This month, Tim Ferriss of The 4-Hour Work Week and a bunch of his dude readers are going without booze and masturbation in order to up their testosterone levels and be, um, greater in general, I guess. I don’t currently possess the aversion to Tim Ferriss as a human being that…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 5, 2014

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under "Things I Had To Check Weren't A Clickhole Post First": hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments to manually pump out semen through a "massage pipe" when extracting it the, ummm, normal way doesn't work anymore. Apparently it is used for sperm…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 25, 2014

Dear Prudence Counsels Mom Who Found Her Daughter Masturbating With A Hand Mixer

I'm a regular reader of Slate's advice column, "Dear Prudence," which counsels letter writers on problems great and small. While the questions fairly often have to do with matters pertaining to sex, this is the first time I've seen Prudie advise a letter writer who caught a tween masturbating with a kitchen utensil. Which may…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2014

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Female Masturbation

Just like periods, female masturbation is one of those topics that are met with beet-red blushing, awkward silence or a fit of giggles. But the reality is that loving yourself really isn't all that taboo. And this new, eye-opening infographic from Jimmy Jane proves it: More women are getting touchy-feely, lovey-dovey with themselves than you probably realize.
By: YourTango.com / May 19, 2014

‘M’ Is For May And Masturbation Month

The workers of the world can have their International Workers' Day, or Labor Day or whatever, but the month of May belongs to an equally fundamental dignity: masturbation. How did May become masturbation month? Find out on Huffington Post...
By: Huffington Post Weird News / May 9, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: Masturbation Is Not An Appropriate Introductory Topic

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 30, Male Receiver: 27, Female…
By: The Frisky / March 5, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Debunking Some Female Masturbation Myths

I remember when I first came out as a masturbator. It was freshman year of college and my hallmates and I were playing Never Have I Ever. The topic of masturbation came up and I totally lied and said I didn't do it. One of the other girls in the room looked at me and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 20, 2014

15 Ridiculous Sexual Things Guys Actually Believe Women Do When They’re Not Around

Even the most rational men harbor irrational fantasies about what women do when they're alone. We can blame porn for making them think we fondle each other's boobs at slumber parties and high school urban legend…
By: The Frisky / February 18, 2014

Allison Williams On Marnie’s Masturbation Scene On “Girls”

"I was so nervous about [filming Marnie's masturbation scene], Lena [Dunham] brought me in the dressing room and we took turns being up against the door. I would go 'Do you think it should look like this,' and then she’d say 'No, no, no, no, hey, you sit down, I’m gonna…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 24, 2014

2013: This Year In Masturbation Failures

Self-love is a wonderful act, when done at the right time and in the right place. In 2013, we heard a lot about masturbation gone wrong from -- Sydney Leathers' hardcore diddling porn to a Cosmopolitan blogger's attempted NYC subway romp. Here's a look…
By: The Frisky / December 26, 2013

Kickass Woman Of The Day: Tulsa Lady Confronts Man Masturbating In Women’s Bathroom At Walmart

Meet Beth Davis of Tulsa, Oklahoma.  She ran by Walmart to run and errand and stopped first in the women's restroom.  There should found a man, standing in front of the mirror partially clothed, jerking off.  So Davis whipped out her cameraphone and started filming him as he tried to leave the store, while she…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2013

Elon University Is Teaching Students How To Masturbate

Today I stumbled upon an article about Elon University in North Carolina and how the school is offering a course that teaches students to masturbate. The class is offered on Thursdays at 11:45 a.m. Each week is geared toward a new learning technique for masturbation, helping both men and women do it just right.
By: College Candy / November 22, 2013

Loudly Masturbating Neighbor Responds To Noise Complaint With Amazing Burn

One of the hazards of apartment living are thin walls and floors that share your every "Oh, baby!" and bed creak with your neighbors. It's part of life. You get used to it. All of us have sex (I hope) and no one's sex should be ruined by whiny neighbors. The polite thing to do…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 13, 2013
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