Posts tagged "masturbation"

Thanks, Internet: Someone Compiled 6 Months Of Masturbation Data Into One Infographic

Have you ever been interested in knowing precise and exhaustive data about one person’s masturbation habits? Like, not a specific person, just a random anonymous dude on the internet? If

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 17, 2015 - 1:05 pm

Fifi Hocks Their Sex Toy For Dudes With Rude, Fat-Shaming Ad

A few months ago, I received a press email about a new sex toy for dudes called Fifi. Similar in concept to the Fleshlight, the Fifi had a decidedly more…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 12, 2015 - 5:45 pm

7 Ways To Take Your Masturbation Routine Up A Notch

My masturbation routine has become just that — ROUTINE. And I’m willing to bet yours has too. Let’s have some fun and mix things up a bit, okay?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 1:10 pm

Sex Toy Test Drive: The FiFi Is A Cute Lil’ Sleeping Bag For Your Dong To Fuck

 I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.”  …

Anonymous | August 27, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Key & Peele’s “MC Mom” Skit Lays Bare Very Important Fears About Raising A Son

Is adolesence just a minefield of “crispy socks”?

Megan Reynolds | August 18, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Macy Grey Wrote A Love Song To Her Vibrator

His name, in case you were wondering, is Bob, which stands for “Battery Operated Better”. …

Megan Reynolds | July 28, 2015 - 1:40 pm

Sweden Has Given Us A New Name For Female Masturbation

“Just gonna go home and klittra for a while,” doesn’t really roll off the tongue like you’d want it to.

Megan Reynolds | June 23, 2015 - 2:29 pm

PornHub Buys Jumpy Masturbator New Laptop After Mom Walks In On Him Wacking Off

So apparently, some poor dude was watching PornHub, and the site decided to freeze right when his mom was coming up the stairs. Logically, he did this:
Mum was walking…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 17, 2015 - 1:30 pm

6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products

As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference — it’s the one thing American

Cracked | March 24, 2015 - 3:15 pm

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on “heavy” drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple’s car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie…

Huffington Post Weird News | February 19, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Miley Cyrus: “A Masturbate A Day Keeps The Haters Away”

Unfortunately, I think Dr. Miley Cyrus, M.D. might be wrong about this particular alleged side effect of daily masturbation, but I still agree with her overall prescription. Masturbate regularly, if…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 16, 2015 - 10:30 am

According To Stock Photos, Putting A Blister Pack Of Birth Control In Your Panties Is The New Masturbation Craze

Because this definitely isn’t the actual way to use birth control...

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 20, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Oh yeah, there’s more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 18, 2014 - 11:00 am

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)

One of the perks of working at The Frisky for the last six-plus years is that a lot of people, specifically a lot of strangers working at sex toy companies…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 13, 2014 - 11:30 am

This Is A Bionic Masturbation Glove (But It’s Not As Great An Idea As You’d Think)

I consider myself a bit of a masturbation expert (i.e. I have spent a lot of my life single and horny) and have a sex toy box full of every…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 12, 2014 - 4:40 pm

True Story: I Tried No-Fap And It Sucked (For Me)

This month, Tim Ferriss of The 4-Hour Work Week and a bunch of his dude readers are going without booze and masturbation in order to up their testosterone levels and…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 5, 2014 - 10:00 am

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Dear Prudence Counsels Mom Who Found Her Daughter Masturbating With A Hand Mixer

I’m a regular reader of Slate’s advice column, “Dear Prudence,” which counsels letter writers on problems great and small. While the questions fairly often have to do with matters pertaining…

Jessica Wakeman | June 4, 2014 - 5:00 pm

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Female Masturbation

Just like periods, female masturbation is one of those topics that are met with beet-red blushing, awkward silence or a fit of giggles. But the reality is that loving yourself really isn’t… | May 19, 2014 - 6:15 pm

‘M’ Is For May And Masturbation Month

The workers of the world can have their International Workers’ Day, or Labor Day or whatever, but the month of May belongs to an equally fundamental dignity: masturbation. How did…

Huffington Post Weird News | May 9, 2014 - 10:45 am
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