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We Test It: The OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure Triple Stimulation Vibrator Is Perfect For Foreplay

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, my pals at GoodVibrations delivered something ten times better than a bouquet of flowers or box of chocolates: the OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure Triple Stimulation Vibrator. YES to sex toys.

I must admit, at first glance, I was slightly intimidated by the vibe’s unusual, sword-like appearance, which features one main vibrating shaft and two smaller vibrators on either side for simultaneous clitoral and anal stimulation (but not anal penetration)…and then I got over that and needed to give her a test drive, like, immediately. Keep reading »

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

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Awkward!

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy likes to do with her special toy from an Ann Summers sex toy party, only that she’s very upset he found it and wants it back. Hmmm. Hope she keeps the nipple clamps better hidden. [Guyism]

Robert Pattinson Admitted He Masturbated On Camera In 2008 Film

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  • Robert Pattinson admitted to masturbating in the 2008 film “Little Ashes” while making out with an other actor for a gay sex scene. “My orgasm face is recorded for eternity,” RPattz told German Interview magazine. He said that faking an orgasm “just doesn’t work, so I pleasured myself in front of the camera.” Sadly, I can’t find this cinematic masterpiece online! First person to clip video evidence of Pattinson’s O-face wins protection from Kristen Stewart grimaces forever. [Crushable via Queerty]
  • Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby #3 if an “unnamed source” of In Touch is to be believed. [Refinery 29]
  • Terrence Howard allegedly threatened to commit suicide with an X-Acto blade and referred to himself as “Satan” during an argument with his wife Michelle Ghent back in April. “You were my last chance to love,” Howard allegedly wrote in a text message to his wife. The couple has been slowly melting down over the past year, culminating in a big blowout in Costa Rica this summer. [New York Daily News]
  • The Comedy Central roast of James Franco was hella funny, but I’m still not cool with cracking rape jokes. [Salon]
  • You know you want to see Kate Bosworth’s wedding dress fitting for Oscar de la Renta. [Fashionista]

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Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems

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Let’s get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan‘s October 2012 issue: “Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They’re with her vacuum cleaner.”

Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues:

One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense vibrations against my clitoris sent me over the edge and it’s become the only way I can get off.

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